Also I killed Shido so my bad

o k. *pulls out m4.*

It's fine, none of us got it memorized anyway.

woah woah I'm saying I might have got off the wrong foot but hey I'm basically saying sorry so less godmode alucard who kills Nazi's and vampires on a daily basis

Gimme some epic original one liners or your not Alucard

I'm the abridged alucard @Gabentheholy

Thanks for killing Shido alucard

#Bitcheslovecannons

Exactly so the one liners should be more frequent and much funnier

o k , I t h I n k I t s c o o l I I I I I I I I I I I I I

Look I would talk more but I just qued up an episode of Advent time on my 70 inch plasma screen TV

I get that your going for the whole funny, badass type a guy, but if your gonna do it, do it properly. Your hat looks like one my grandmother wears to a summer pary, your coat is as dated as your shriveled nusack, and those sunglasses only serve to save people the horror of looking at your ugly mug since your pale bony ass never even goes out in the sun

At least I'm better then the pretty boys in twilight

Oh please everyone knows twilight is a shitshow, using that to defend yourself is like a paper bag in a hurricane

Oh hey if your still sterotype at least have a fucking mute button

*I'm sorry, this model does not come equipped with a mute button, for further information call our helpline at 1800-EAT-A-DICK