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Outside the Nexus: Daybreak Town
*A gateway opens in the beautiful Daybreak Town. The name should be taken literally... as it seems day just broke. The people who entered through the gateway end up at the fountain... this could be the center of the town...* It's...
This place looks really gay.
This place looks AWESOME!
OOC: Obligitory
*looks around in awe* This is fascinating! I'm really excited for some reason.
This is all so new... *He walks up to the fountain.*
Hey where are we? Let's hope we don't bump into an important character who will then tell us that we are the chosen ones destined to save this world from a malevolent evil and thus we begin our cliche RPG quest to save this world we seemingly randomly appeared in.
Huh? *He turns and looks at the..... ok what are you?* ...... Oh no....
.... Oh no? What? is something on my face?
*Laharl appears out of a rift* This place sucks. I think i'm gonna destroy it.
Even the air feels different.... It's less oppressing than the Nexus, and more... How should I put it? Cheerful?
*stares at the wildly appearing Lahari* Who the hell are you?
The distinct overwhelming feeling of impending bad endings is gone.
Feels a bit easier to breathe too.
*Laharl turns to Pikadaboi* I'm the overlord of the Nexus and soon to be this world! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah! Bow before me!
*raises middle finger? (My profile picture's arms are just the tiniest stubs I've ever seen without fingers but just ignore that)* Screw off. I don't want some weird little girl taking control of this brand new dimension that I found by stumbling upon a coffee shop and following a group of nerds within a random gateway portal leading to this happy looking world. Head back to your fantasy of a world and act like a ruler all you want. *puts on shades*
I am not a girl!... anymore...
Well, let's do some exploring shall we? I wanna enjoy this freedom while it's still possible to.
*Ryoji look at everyone with confusion* Umm guys this is still the Nexus. Managed to fix it via some death bs so yaay we are still in it. *Ryoji grins* We will be together forever.
GAH! WHAT IS THAT DOING HERE?!
WHY DO I HAVE A SUDDEN FEAR OF MOONLIGHT VEILS?
*Ryoji looks hurt* Ouch that hurts Yuki-kun. I'm your one and only friend remember. We promised to be besties in the nexus forever.
WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING TO STEAL MOVIE QUOTES FROM VARIOUS VIDEO GAMES AND TV SHOWS?
RUN! *He grabs Shaigis and Mig's hands and runs off....*
Hey scarf bo--- *is grabbed and ran with, oh well*
*Ryoji watches them run with a wide smile* You can run but you can never escape nexus plot. *Ryoji sits down* The plot will find you eventually.
*Runs after blue haired fellow*
*He finally stops.... they seem to be near some kind of clock tower...* Did.... did we lose him?
He said something weird about a plot and some stuff. It's not like he'll appear later in our adventure like most stalkers in cliche movies and video games do.
I mean.... running from plot sounds kinda fun.
*Ryoji sits at the top of the clock tower and yells down* Nope I am always right by your side Yuki-kun. *Ryoji excitedly waves at Yuki* Told you this was still the nexus my current domain.
Well, that was a thing...
I HAVE A WATCH WHO NEEDS A CLOCK TOWER THESE DAYS!? *Laharl summons a meteor towards the clock tower*
*aims sniper rifle at the brick he's sitting on*
*quickly comes into realization that the clock tower will soon be rubble in ETA: 30 seconds.*
...... Just going to ignore it... *He looks at the tower* Huh.... fancy.
It kind of reminds me of Twilight Towns clock tower. Just with less Nort lurking around.
*Ryoji looks up and sees the meteor* Oh wooowie look at that. *He appears behind Yuki* I think i'm going to enjoy the sight of that thing with my best friend.
Wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. *Laharl goes to where bluehairedemo is* Blue hair? Silent attitude? Importance in the story? You wouldn't by any chance happen to be a main character, would you?
.... Yes?
Well, why the hell didn't you say so!? I'm just gonna hang with you so I can get some more screen time.
It does, but far more grandiose.
The engravings on the clock tower look like Victorian era designs. And the foundation of it seems to be built in a fashion as to olden English castles and the clock itself is funct- never mind it blew up.
*He sighs...* Town's beautiful though....
*Ryoji places an arm on Yuki* Yep my best friend is the greatest, smartest, and most powerful protag in the whoooooole wide world. He is so amazing like that one girl I met before called Mary Sue. *Ryoji laughs* Man those were good times.
*Laharl turns towards Yuki* Hey, who's that guy besides you? Is he a friend?
This seems like a better love story than morningdark. (Definitely not a reference to Twilight)
He's a thing that should die in a fire.
So how long have you known this supporting side-character stalker who also seems to be transsexually attracted to you in a weird and creepy manner?
True it is beautiful. And, it looks to be pretty peaceful.
Wow. That's violent. Even for me. Now, about that clock tower...
*Ryoji laughs* Wow my friend is such a kidder! That is why I love him so much! *Ryoji grins at everyone else* Yep the two of us are best friends here in the nexus.
Just go away please. Well, we can say the device works.
*Laharl again faces Yuki with an inquisitive look* Device? What device?
What is this device you are talking about? Does it have anything to do with this weird place and how we got here?
*Ryoji suddenly grows teary eyed* B-But Yuuuuuukiiii! I thought that the two of us had something special. *Ryoji suddenly poses and a light shines on him from the sky* I thought we were super special awesome friends.
Honestly he has a great scarf....
You're dead to me... A device that allowed us to leave the Nexus.
Scarf? That's a body part
Yup...It works pretty well. At least Mitsuru will be pleased...abd won't execute the team who worked on it.
That kid needs to stop following the main character around so that we can head to the nearest town to accept our first side que- I mean helping out the townsfolk.
*Laharl looks at Yuki with shock* Show me! Show me now!
Ha, ha... Execution... funny joke.
*Blinks at Laharl* No not you, Ryoji here!
Relax... So are we planning on leaving now?
Oh you mean this device. *Ryoji pulls out a very elaborate and convoluted device* It looks really pretty and all ... *Some wind picks up and blows the device out of his hand* *The device falls and breaks on the floor* But we were in the Nexus all along people. Wake up and don't believe the lies of the government.
*in the distance Junpei has succumbed to despair, learning that Ryoji is infact not best friends with Da Man, poor Junpei
*Laharl stomps his foot at Migrant* Well, we both have scarf or scarf-like appendages, moron!
OOC: Stop making me laugh dammit!
How can we believe the lies of the government if there is no government to begin with? And how come both of you nerds are the only ones with devices?
*Laharl again begs with Yuki* I just wanna see it for a sec! I'll be real quick!
Oh there is a government. *Ryoji poses once again and a pic of Splattim appears behind him* Our leader is Tim Splat Tim and this is his lawless land known as the Nexus.
*Laharl yells at Ryoji* Excuse me, bitch! Aren't you forgetting the all-powerful overlord!?
No way. Beside we can only go here and back to the Nexus.
Wait a sec I think I had another Nexus leaving device .... *Ryoji tries to pull out another elaborate device only for it to instantly explode* Oh well looks like the Nexus really doesn't want us to just up and leave huh. I knew this place loved us!
*Laharl tackles Yuki and reaches for her pockets for the device* Just give it to me!
*He kicks him off..... and is also male.* No means no!
Isn't Tim technically under arrest according to those two Dietmen?
*shoots Lahari with rubber anti-riot shots from his remington 1100 he pulled out of somewhere*
Shut up! I don't care! *Laharl draws his sword and swings it at Yuki's chest*
(Well shoot I type way too slow (Punintended))
Why are people just hanging all over my husband today? Creeepppyyyy....
.... How did Shino get here?
*Laharl answers Shadowwaifuaigis* Cause we are in the Nexus
*..... Somehow it doesn't do much..... I blame KH.* Huh.... Yeah, arrest warrants for him and..... uh....
We're actually not in the Nexus. We're in a world outside of the Nexus.
Are you sure about that? Because I thought we were in some gaytime dimension in which everything was happy and we're supposed to be on an RPG adventure.
*Laharl slams his knee into Yuki's balls* Stop godmoding!!!!!!!!!
I think I would know if we were in the Nexus...
Aren't worlds outside the Nexus just drawed into the Nexus?
.... You...... *He falls on his knees...*
Not necessarily. There are tons of other worlds out there. All connected through... I dunno what. Some void-darkness-warp nonsense.
Heheh... *Laharl takes the device in question away from Yuki while she's on the ground*
Finally someone awaken to the truth! *Ryoji bows and clapping sounds ensue*
*heals Yuki* Can't have the family jewels be too damaged.
What is the truth at this point?
.... He took my phone...
*Begins scrolling through Yuki's contacts*
Honestly I'd almost think the Nexus had some weird mind control effect going on people at this point.
OH WHAT? *dying on the inside* No one takes another dude's phone
What are you talking about some weird mind control effect? I feel perfectly normal.
*.... Only Aigis is on there..... must be a backup. He pulls out the remote and opens another gateway.* Let's go...
*Laharl punches the remote out of Yuki's hand* That's it!
*nods and grabs Mig's hand* Let's go!
Oh yay! *jumps through gateway without thinking about any further consequences in doing ruthless and dangerous activities*
The truth is that we are all still in the Nexus and no convoluted device can change that *Ryoji tears up once again* We can only leave through the power of hard work and intelligence.
*Before Yuki has time to think, Laharl swoops over and picks it up*
.... *He stumbles into the gateway.* Oh... don't hit the big red button...
*Exits with Yuki and Shaigis!*
*Hits the big red button*
*... 10..... 9..... it's a countdown...*
*Laharl just carries the device with him as he follows Yuki and the others*
*The gateway closes...*
Whelp time for me to leave this mess of a story. Yeeeeet. *Ryoji fades away*
(bye bye)
*Laharl entered the gateway before it closed so he gets in anyway, nibba*
OOC: was the whole point of this topic to be kicked in the balls by Laharl? Cause, that was all you did...
OOC: No the point of this thread was to finally make the ryoji x Yuki Otp canon in the Nexus. Baka stop trying to steal from my very dramatic plot.
Ooc: weirder things have happened, (Looks back and sees his mistakes) much worse...