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Laharl's castle

*It's still the same castle. Armory, hospital, data shop and all.* *Laharl sits on his throne* Tch...

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks at the ground* I'm sorry, my liege.... for my breakdown earlier...

Laharl

Heh, appologies are for losers!

Tsugumi-Chan

Yet you still showed concern for my well-being...

Laharl

Well, how can someone serve me if they're not alive?

Tsugumi-Chan

*she sighs, smiling* I guess you have a point there.

Laharl

*Laharl chuckles lightly* Now, the easiest way to recover is obviously by magic! Nurse! *The nurse (cleric) standing nearby resonds* Heal this person! *The nurse (cleric) ushers for Tsugumi-chan to follow*

Tsugumi-Chan

R-Right... *she follows the nurse*

Laharl

*The nurse (cleric) leads Tsugumi-chan into a menu. The menu has a few prompts. The first being labeled "get treated". The second is greyed out and reads "claim rewards". There is another thing to the side that says "/\ [triangle] heal all".*

Tsugumi-Chan

.... *she selects the "get treated" option, rather skeptical*

Laharl

*Suddenly, a list of everybody she considers her ally appears, organized in alphabetical order, and shows two details about them. Their HP and SP. The dead ones appear to have their names in yellow text and their HP's are listed as 0.*

Inari

who this boi Lahari ?

Laharl

*Laharl notices Inari and laughs maniacally* I'm the overlord of the Nexus.

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks down at the sight of some familiar names.... She shakes her head and selects herself from the list*

naho

*is watching all of this happen from a hidden area*

Laharl

*Tsugumi-chan's listed HP and SP appear to rise to their maximum ammount. Any ailments, indicated by icons, seemingly disappear too. After she does this, her name greys out and selecting it will do nothing. A barely noticable amount of yen that she had seemingly disappeared, also.*

Inari

How can you be the overlord if you werent here when the nexus was made tho

Tsugumi-Chan

*she mumbles* ....huh? Weird, I.... I feel fine now... It's almost like that breakdown never happened...

naho

*thinks "this is weird"*

Laharl

Dimwit, the universe existed before all of humanity. So, by that logic, only demons should be allowed to be president because they were in America first.

naho

*thinks "why should only demons be allowed? that dumb, everyone should be allowed"*

Tsugumi-Chan

.....that is a great point, actually...

Rayne

*enters and he bows in front of the throne* Overlord...

naho

*thinks "i cant let this happen, i dont want to be ruled over nor should anyone else"*

Laharl

*thinks "Well, if people have a problem with it they can bring it up with their local senator or just straight up fight me for the right to rule"*

naho

naby: FIRE *shoots myself into the castle*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she stares at Naby* N-Naby, whaddaya doing here?! Wh-- Wha--?

Laharl

*The castle walls appear to be reinforced, and Naho just hits their head against the wall, falling to the lava moat below.*

Tsugumi-Chan

......okay, I am kinda confused....

Laharl

OOC: Nope'd XP

naho

naby: WOOOOO! *outside* wolf: are you sure about this toby: yep

Rayne

*tries to keep calm* My lord I have a question...

naho

*grabs on something before i fall* ok... really naby

Laharl

*Laharl stands before Rayne* Yes, what is it, my subject? OOC: Also, i'd prefer you not have 4 different characters at the same time in a single thread.

Tsugumi-Chan

*sighs* Well, that's a thing.... This isn't gonna end well, is it...?

naho

*sighs and gets out of the trap* *the others are somewhere now*

Rayne

If i will be at your service will I increase my power?

Laharl

Heh, possibly. The only thing you need to know is that i'm in charge!

naho

*enters the room* why do you want to be a overlord or what ever

Laharl

'Cause my father was an overlord, so, naturally, i'm his successor!

Rayne

So be it...When I'll awaken my Persona I'll be helpful for you. *lost in thoughts about increasing his power*

naho

what did you father do as an overlord then

Tsugumi-Chan

In any case... *she bows to Laharl* I'll need to take my leave now, my liege. *she straightens up and smiles at him* But should you need me, I'll almost certainly be at LeBlanc. *she leaves, leaving behind a white rose*

Aincrad_Hazel

Walks in and looks around whistling. "Well someone certainly refurnished this place. How much did you have to tear down and rebuild?"

Laharl

Who even relies on something like a persona anyway!? Just pick up a sword, gun, axe whatever and just grind for hours! Getting strong is that easy! Tch, honestly, where would humans be without Celestian interference?

Laharl

*Laharl tilts his head at Aincrad_Hazel* Nope, it's exactly the same as it's always been. *Laharl then pulls a sudden glance at @naho then quickly looks away* ...stuff

naho

what kind of stuff, like bad stuff

Aincrad_Hazel

He subtly points at the Nurse and Yang, then nods at Rayne. "Those aren't the same. And didn't you and Nyarloli fight? I could've sworn you lost to boobs."

Laharl

Of course

Laharl

Ooc: to Naho

Laharl

Ooc: Yang left

Aincrad_Hazel

(At yang leaving then*)

naho

*looks at Laharl* well, i challenge you to a duel. who ever wins is the overlord. by the way normal swords only

Akechi_Kun

*Akechi is looking at the castle and since he knows that Laharl hates him, he's not willing to enter. He still has an idea and so, he covers the entire castle in pancakes and syrup* Somebody will clean this mess but not me *he then walks away proud of his doing*

-Unknown-

Ah? Fighting for rule? Funny since neither of you had it in the first place. *The voice echoes...*

Laharl

*Laharl scoffs at Naho* You expect me to wield to your stipulations? I'll duel you, but on my terms! *All the syrup and pancakes magically disappear*

Laharl

*Laharl just stares at Aincrad blankly* Okay, whatever.

naho

*thinks "once i become overlord then i will make the overlord thing not be a thing anymore"*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad sits down on the table and yawns. "As much as I would love to watch you fight, I rather not risk destruction of others property, or that echoing voice."

-Unknown-

Now... who let the kid think he could ever take over? Or is he really that dumb? *The voice echoes again*

Laharl

Everything in this castle is my property, so I can destroy it if I wanna!

naho

i dont know voice, and i dont really like the overlord thing

Aincrad_Hazel

"Yeesh, he has about as much right as you do to take over, namely none. Now reveal thyself echoey voice, I grow bored of thy guessing games."

Laharl

*thinks "If you relinquish the title of overlord, it will create a power vacuum that will be replaced, likely with a dictator jumping at the opportunity to take control"*

-Unknown-

*A dark figure appears behind Laharl... it's eyes are purple...* Well?

Laharl

There are no rules in the Nexus, correct?

Laharl

*The dark figure gets eaten by a dragonlord*

Aincrad_Hazel

"Officially yes, but those are the cities rules, and those don't cover the magic and supernatural stuff. And as much as I would like there to be, if you want rules, you do it the right way with everyone's permission otherwise it becomes a failed state."

-Unknown-

Well in a manner of speaking. *It places a hand on Laharl's shoulder.*

naho

why don't you let people control their own lands and you can just own your own. its easy like that

Laharl

Well, I wanna what fucking fuck document tells me I can't take over! You can do anything you want with enough power! *Laharl charges red energy into his hand* And that's power I have!

-Unknown-

But where has that power really gotten you? No one has died by your hand... you are a weakling compared to the other people here.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad yawns and leans back. "And yet there's always someone more powerful, more determined, smarter, faster, and yet the biggest threat is the one who is more courageous then you ever will be. Power will only get you so much, but soon people will be tired of it and come to get you. It's the way the world works."

Laharl

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm just waiting for the right person to kill! *Laharl points his sword at Naho* And I think i've found that person! Ooc: Can I please kill you? :3

-Unknown-

You are both wasting energy. Besides... a leader won't be needed in the future anyway.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad throws his cane at Laharls sword. "Sorry I won't just stand by and let that happen."

naho

well *sigh* naby wants to challange you so, can he OOC: <_<

Aincrad_Hazel

He then turns to the dark figure. "Oh yeah, and why is that? You another one of those, I'll destroy this place guys?"

-Unknown-

More... transforming it.

Laharl

Ooc: Stop using multiple characters, it sucks

Aincrad_Hazel

(Really Mona?) Aincrad sighs. "And how's the transformation? Will be it become a plane of eternal darkness?"

naho

OOC: fine *takes out a sword* well guess hes not coming

-Unknown-

That you'll have to see for yourself. *It looks down at Laharl.* But this one... is irritating.

Laharl

Ooc: different story, m8

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad stands up and he walks over, grabbing his cane and pointing it at the figures head. "You'll have to be more specific and you'll leave this one alone."

Laharl

Well, if you really want to take the throne from me you'll have to do it by force! *Laharl begins charging demonic energy*

-Unknown-

I prefer not to ruin surprises. Now I suggest you drop the cane before I shove it into your stomach.

naho

*sits down and just doses nothing*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad grins and twirls the cane. "That's a new one. I've heard up my ass and down my throat before, but in my stomach. I must admit, you're creative if nothing else. But here's the thing, I quite like the Nexus. Yes it has its flaws. But I need to know what side you're on before I make a judgement call on you. I would rather not be pointing this at someone who means no harm."

Laharl

You annoy me! Giga fire! *Laharl launches a gargantuan sphere of fire at -unknown- which he will likely teleport away from*

-Unknown-

I have no intentions of destroying this world. Only make it..... better.

Rayne

*can't decide what to do*

naho

i kinda want to see what this transformation will do to the world... i have to do this sanoba and someone else wants to see what it would be

Aincrad_Hazel

"Prove it then. Leave this one alone. Nobody needs to get hurt." Aincrad dissipates the fire.

-Unknown-

*It hits it.... but only the coat...* ... Over here... *The figure is behind Aincrad with the coat still on... somehow.*

Laharl

Ooc: I wanted to know how in fucking hell you could just null fire! ...but, then I looked at your ability list. "Null fire"

-Unknown-

OOC: I could've but I like to mess with people

Laharl

Ooc: also, ha, predicted it!

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad turns and smirks. "Interesting trick. But leave Laharl alone. As much as I rather he not claim himself overlord, he has yet to actually hurt someone seriously, so he can keep playing of it suits him." He leans on his cane. "You I need to understand though."

Aincrad_Hazel

(I'm very good about sticking close to my abilities. Anything too out of the way of my abilities then I'll probably never do it.)

Laharl

He's probably just bluffing! After all, what can a floating coat do?

-Unknown-

I do as I please. Who knows... *He appears in front of Laharl.* He may prove to be useful to me.

Laharl

*Laharl shoots -unknown- with a gun*

Laharl

*in the chest*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad sighs. "Well if whatever you are doing starts harming people, then I will help stop you. Just a warning because I rather not fight first."

Rayne

And I-I'm here just because I need more power... *very confuse about who to help*

-Unknown-

*It hits... but then it pulls the bullet out of itself.* My my... such a violent one... no wonder no one wants you as their leader.

naho

*watches @-Unknown-*

-Unknown-

OOC: Or chest.... that works too

Laharl

Really? No one? *Laharl looks at Rayne. And his army of prinnies. And to Flonne and Etna, who are playing a game of chess. And thinks about others like Yu Narukami, Splat Tim, Tsugumi-chan, Teddie, the entire cast of friends.* Are you seriously telling me no one wants me as leader?

naho

duh... why dont you just become a hero and stop crime

Laharl

The only real hero here is me! Establishing order in a barren wasteland!

-Unknown-

Those are just cardboard aren't they? Why don't you face the truth..... you have no power in this world and never will. Or is that too much for a brat like you?

Rayne

*thinks: What I have to do? What's the right path for me?*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad sighs. "It isn't a barren wasteland though. It's a huge ass city most of us are focused in."

naho

*rolls my eyes* just please, just dont be the overlord anymore. ok

Laharl

Cardboard? If it was cardboard, it wouldn't be very realistic, would it? Also, how about I prove my power to you by stealing the moon?

Laharl

A huge ass city riddled with crime and despair!

Laharl

*Laharl rolls his eyes at Naho* Just try and stop me.

naho

yet there is a vigilante stopping these crimes while your here sitting your ass off!

-Unknown-

... *It snorts...* You.... steal the moon? Heh... Heheh... Ha... Hahahahaaa.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *It continues laughing...*

Laharl

Do you not know how politics work? I wouldn't say it was too farfetches to say that a large portion of those crimes were caused by vigilantes!

Rayne

*still thinking: I don't think that serving him is the right way for me to increase my power...*

Laharl

*Laharl telepirts to the moon, hits it with his shrink ray and teleports back. He pulks out a grey sphere that is the moon* There, I stole the moon.

-Unknown-

Haha.... *It grabs him by his shoulder and knees him in the gut.* You.... are nothing... *It lets go of him and kicks him to the ground.*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad throws up his hands. "AND THERE GO THE FREAKING TIDES OF THIS PLACE! GOD KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL GET HURT YOU DAFT GIT!"

Laharl

*The kick connects, but it just gets deflected by Laharl's sexy muscles* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

-Unknown-

OOC: Ok.... that's just dumb. Like... even for me that'd be super dumb.

naho

politics say they are evil which some of them have been corrupted but the rest are not but the politicians think they all are just evil no good villain.

Laharl

And, relax, i'll put the moon back... iiiiif you swear your alligence towards me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!

Rayne

*another time in his thoughts: I can't serve someone that wants me to kill other people...I want to help people, not to kill them!* *gets away from Laharl*

-Unknown-

OOC: Is everyone just gonna overlook that?

Laharl

*Laharl laughs at Naho* Politics isn't a person. They can't SAY anything. They don't have a mouth.

Laharl

OOC: Is everyone gonna overlook you grabbing me out of nowhere?

Aincrad_Hazel

(Nope.) Aincrad glares at Laharl. "Put it back. Now. Or else I will be forced to hurt you."

Laharl

*Laharl crushes the shrink ray in his hands* Can't. Sorry. Tell you what, you swear alligence now and i'll see to building a new shrink ray in 5-10 minutes.

naho

just please just stop begin the overlord. we did not have one in the nexus and everything was fine then you came around and boom people want power, so your the villain here now

Rayne

I can't...I can't serve someone whom wants me to hurt people...I will not serve you! *Stands with the others*

-Unknown-

OOC: At least it makes sense and isn't godmodding bs. Sure you can accuse me of the same but my powers haven't been entirely explored. You make it as though it's impossible to even hurt you. And don't accuse me of the same since I HAVE been hurt by a bullet.

Rayne

OOC: Sure you are unknown...it's normal you have weird powers, I think

Laharl

OOC: You can hurt me, alright. But you can't pick up my character without giving me a chance to react. And, this is my plot so I can do what I want. Laharl is literally that strong. You'd need someone equal in strength to Baal or True Form Zenon to hurt him. Granted, i'll retcon that strength when it comes to tournament.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad smirks. "So that's what you're willing to go to? Blackmail for a just one simple allegiance?" He twirls his cane around and somewhere hidden in the room Shadow forms. "You must be really freaking desperate."

naho

OOC: or just have the one punch's man strenth

-Unknown-

OOC: So basically "Only whoever I want to hurt me will hurt me". Making it so anyone else who might actually be much more powerful than you in narrative is somehow weaker?! That is absolute bs man.

Rayne

Maybe you're right, maybe you really have strong powers...But we are not alone, we can defeat you if we stay toghether

Laharl

Okay, i'll make that a hundred allegiances, then. Besides, the moon is worthless so I may as well get something out of it. In fact, I have half a mind to try out some moon-flavored ice cream.

Laharl

OOC: You can complain all you want, but when it comes down to it you really should just leave if you don't like what I do.

Laharl

*Laharl just yawns at Rayne's remark.* And you think i'm alone? Prinnies! *A hundred prinnies surround Laharl*

naho

the moon is worthless to you then put it back

Laharl

Why should I?

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad looks at him and bursts out laughing. "Oh my god... I'm dying here." He grabs on to the Dark Figures coat to hang on to. "Even you hahah have to admit hahaha it's really hahah pathetic ahahahahahahah!"

-Unknown-

OOC: The issue is it'll upset more people because of this shit. You're making an invincible character because plot and so strong and whatever reason you can think of to try and justify your godmodding.

-Unknown-

OOC: I seriously can't be the only one fed up with it right?

Rayne

OOC: You're right obv

naho

OOC: im also kinda fed up but hey im not the one to judge do you know what love is..

Laharl

OOC: I'll tell you what's Godmodding, putting someone in a position where they are unable to move, such as picking them up. Or forcing them to move in a way they may not want to, such as falling to the ground

Laharl

Nope

Rayne

OOC: It's ok an Op character...but an invincible character has no sense at all

-Unknown-

OOC: At least I give you a chance to retaliate. With invincibility there is no chance to retaliate at all.

Laharl

OOC: Besides, who are you to force me into a fight?

naho

do you know what kindness is

Laharl

Kindness is useless to demons. All I care about is being the most powerful.

-Unknown-

OOC: It's your choice whether you continue the fight or not you know. You could just accept the hit and not fight back. Or you could fight back IF YOU WANTED.

naho

and you say you want to protect us, make a better place for the people here, right?

Laharl

I don't recall ever saying that. I distinctinly remember me saying "i'm in this for my own self-interest"

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad sighs and brings up his phone and dials a number into it. "Hey there... Yeah if you want to make up.... My location... The giant castle!... Yeah same here... Nothing violent... Just bring your normal outfit... Yep... Alright see ya in a bit." He hangs up and turns to Laharl. "Give up now, or you will lose."

Laharl

Makes sense everyone will gang up on me instead of dueling me like a man. Well, guess i'll just wipe them all out at once.

naho

really, that's not what i heard when you were talking to pat. you said you wanted to make this place safe for the people, your showing kindness and your in denial right now

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad smirks as some annoying screaming is heard in the background growing closer. "That's not really what I had in mind for this."

Aincrad_Hazel

He waves Naho off of Laharl. "Sit this one down. You might learn something."

-Unknown-

Why duel a child if they wouldn't duel as well? *It appears behind him once more.*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad points at the figure. "Relax and sit down and watch this. It might be entertaining."

Laharl

*Laharl draws his sword* Fite me, bitches!

Laharl

OOC: also, Aincrad, don't do anything that will destroy the castle. I'm putting up a magic barrier around it because I expect you to do just that.

Rayne

OOC: A simple question...if I have to awaken my Persona can I simply do it when there's a good situation for it? Or what I have to do? XD

naho

*is now next to aincrad and watches the fight*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad walks in front of everyone and blocks them from attacking. "No one fight. Trust me on this." With that he smirks and the annoying screaming grows even louder.

-Unknown-

Amuse me then. *It floats and... goes into a sitting position I guess... I dunno.*

Laharl

OOC: I'm pretty sure people don't care when you do it.

Aincrad_Hazel

(Oh I know. I'm just exploiting a little trick I learned.)

Rayne

*sits down, staring at the Aincrad and Laharl*

Laharl

OOC: Tell me what you're gonna do because I have a plot in development stages and I don't want you to ruin it.

Rayne

OOC: without the for sure

Heotasy

Heotasy bursts down the door and sighs, her whip by her side and a rabbid beside her screaming it's head off. "I'm here for my rehabilitation Ai-" Her gaze falls onto Laharl and her eyes start sparkling as she runs forward and grabs him in a weak hug, his face right her chest. "Awwwwww this is the cutest little thing I've ever seen!"

Heotasy

(That's what I'm gonna do.)

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad looks at the others and grins. "He's still a kid, he can't take females anatomy."

FemMidboss

*Female midboss also bursts in and runs towards Heotasy* "Ooh, you don't want THAT all over, do you? Take the more BEAUTIFUL model. Which is me, who is BEAUTIFUL!"

naho

*rolls my eyes* i may be a female but i dont like him

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad gives Naho a wink and nods towards the action.

FemMidboss

Did I mention that I was BEAUTIFUL? And so much so more beautiful then THAT thing over there. *He points to Heotasy*

Laharl

The netherworld just happened?

Laharl

*Laharl simply walks away and rides on a meteor to drown out his pain. The meteor doesn't affect the castle because videogame logic*

Heotasy

Heotasy smirks and winks over at Aincrad and the rest before embracing Laharl in a tighter hug. "Oh whatever shall I do? Someone compare themselves to me! Never!" She smirks and starts subtly digging through Laharls pockets. "Larry? Do you mind?" The rabbid runs forward and jumps on the other woman's legs.

naho

no. your not going to make me do that. im only 7 years old

-Unknown-

Tch. A fledgling at best. Wouldn't you all agree?

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad shakes his head and sighs. "I wasn't saying you should do that. And he's a kid, what do you expect?"

naho

... i really want to kill you now...

-Unknown-

He acts higher than you all and tries to take what is out of his reach. Rather stupid isn't it?

Laharl

Okay, there are too many wackoos and ditzes for one castle! So, adios asshole. *Laharl teleports away. Suddenly, an army of demons surrounds the group. 100 brawlers each fight the enemies, each using their own Big bangs at once to each enemy* OOC: Say i'm godmodding all you want but you guys just devolved this topic into a cesspool. So, I don't care anymore. Honestly, this was dragged on a bit for a simple recovery thread. I'd rather this not be canon. In fact, i'm outright stating it isn't canon. Any events here i'll ignore entirely if brought up anywhere else.

-Unknown-

OOC: That's rather.... what's the word?

Heotasy

Heotasy sighs as he rides away and walks over to the trio, her voice instantly losing the fakeness from before. "Well I didn't get the moon back. And don't expect me to do that again. God knows how many drinks I had on the way here." She turns to Aincrad glaring. "Am I free now?" Aincrad shakes his head but smirks. "No worries, you did your job fine. Though sadly we may have to ask you to do that again. But you're getting closer. I'll put in a few words with the district attorney, see if I can't reduce your sentence." She sighs. "Fine." She turns to the others. "Anything you two want to add?"

naho

well i see you all later *teleports away* OOC; sorry...

-Unknown-

OOC: Well can't think of the perfect word but it's rather childish to say that if we all do something you don't like. IC: Not that I care. You so what you want.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad sits down yawning. "And he's gone, looks like the plan worked."

Laharl

OOC: are you all just gonna ignore the demon army?

Aincrad_Hazel

(I'm thinking you were gonna say impertinent.)

-Unknown-

And I take my leave. Don't worry, I'll be sure to see you all again.

Aincrad_Hazel

(Even you said it's no canon, why should we care then if you don't?)

-Unknown-

OOC: That works

Rayne

Hmm...someone can helps against this army? *turns his gaze searching for the others*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad sighs and grabs Rayne before Hephaestus forms behind them in his giant form and tosses them out the exit. Heotasy grabs the gun Larry was holding and teleports them out.

Laharl

*A chernobog speaks to the lone man, Rayne.* Wanna die? *He pulls out his scythe and slashes towards Rayne's neck* OOC: i'm just having fun now. This was a casual thread to begin with.

Laharl

OOC: who's Larry?

-Unknown-

*The figure just..... vanishes... Who were they. And.... what was uo with their eyes?*

Aincrad_Hazel

(The little rabbid that came in with Heotasy,)

Laharl

Oh.

-Unknown-

OOC: God my writing sucks right now. Should probs rest :I

Aincrad_Hazel

(Yeah I need sleep. I have work in less than twelve hours. Nights.)

Rayne

Whoa, that worked...thanks I think I will search to increase my power helping out someone whom doesn't want to kill other peoples...Farewell *sighs and run away, a bit shocked*

Laharl

Ooc: for future reference, i'd rather not have to interact with so many characters at one time. So, the next time I make a thread like this i'm just gonna limit who can go in.