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Laharl
Okay, maybe I didn't make my policies clear enough.
It appears that some people consider me to just care about my self. I would like to clarify that is not true. As an Overlord, I have to consider the best interests of others in order to stay in power. And, to do that I have to make it clear that I will not unnecessary kill or harm anyone. If anyone takes a swing at me or attempts to claim the throne, I have to do my best to defend myself. Sometimes that may involve killing. But, one of the most important things is staying alive. I need to make it clear that if you want to overthrow me, it won't be easy! Cause I am powerful, the most powerful, i'd say. I'll take you all on, no matter how many people come at me! You may have cheap, underhanded tactics such as ganging up on me. But, i'll be ready for them! My power is yet to be seen, so come at me! And, pay your taxes!
Kuudere
*A small child walks up to Laharl and taps on his shoulder* E... Excuse me. Mister "overlord". What are taxes? Can I have some?
Laharl
Taxes are when you're required to give a fraction of the money you earn and spend to the government. When the government receives this money, they are able to provide required sercvices to the people. Such as job security, protection and privacy.
Kuudere
So.... If I don't earn any money, I don't get to pay taxes? D.... Does it apply to prize money too. *Kuu nervously glances at his feet, shifting from one foot to the other*
Laharl
Well, that all depends. If it's from casinos and lotteries, the government does get a portion of that money. However, if it's just a private competition, the government can't legally control that money.
HahaRIP
To become overlord, you have to defeat the overlord, nerd
Kuudere
*Kuu's eyes light up and he jumps* So I can keep my singing money. Awesome. *Kuu runs up and tries to hug Laharl* Thanks mister overlord man.
Laharl
Heh. At least someone respects my authority around here.
Kuudere
*Kuu continues hugging Laharl* You're really nice, you know that?
Laharl
Yeah
Flonnezilla
Hey!
Laharl
Oh, look who showed up.
Flonnezilla
@Laharl http://i.imgur.com/ltrVxCV.jpg Flonnezilla always wins
Flonnezilla
the image was made too small :(
Laharl
I swear, you get weirder by the minute.
Sword_Hand
Hark, tyrant, and listen well! It is I, Owain Dark, come from another world to save this realm from villains like yourself! Relinquish this land from your claim, or prepare to face my sword hand in combat! *The stranger places his left hand over his face, and looks at Laharl, ready to fight.*
Laharl
Finally, i've been itching for some action! *Laharl pulls out a large, wide sword the size of his body* I'll show you how DEMONS fight!
Sword_Hand
Hmm... if my opponent chooses to brandish a blade... Then I shall as well! *Owain unsheathes a long yellow-hilted blade with square indents on one side.* Prepare thyself, villain! Radiaaaaant Dawn! *Owain tosses his sword into the air, before jumping up to it, and slamming it down onto Laharl. He then quickly performs a forwards slash at high speeds.*
Flonnezilla
yes, fight for your Lord and supreme ruler the mighty Flonnezilla
Laharl
*Laharl slashes the sword forward with terrifying speed and strength, hoping to knock his opponent away. His sword collides with Owain and prevents the strike from connecting.*
Kuudere
*Kuu quickly steps away from the group and watches the fight* Wow.... A real superhero... SOOO COOL.
Sword_Hand
*Owain sword-locks with his opponent, before fitting Laharl's sword into the grooves of his own.* Haha! You cannot beat me with such a weapon, you fiend! This sword is especially made for such a battle as this! Your efforts are futile! *Owain attempts to rip Laharl's sword from his hands by twisting his own to the side with it's still in the groove.*
Laharl
Tch, so be it. *Laharl holds his left hand in the air and begins charging a sphere of orange, flaming, magical energy. The sword is forcefully removed from his hand and falls from the ground. Laharl attempts to fly slightly away from Owain, to allow himself to hover in the air.*
Sword_Hand
Ah-ha, you fool! You've left yourself open! Take this! *Owain sheathes his sword from before and pulls out a jagged sword sparking with electricity. He points the sword up into the air, and a beam of electricity blast towards Laharl.*
Laharl
That's what you think! Giga fire! *Suddenly, Laharl thrusts his hand forward, and a huge sphere of explosive fire comes hurtling towards Owain, possibly consuming the blast of electricity in it's path.*
Sword_Hand
*Caught off guard by the massive power being thrown around, Owain is unable to dodge the blast. However, his innate resistance to magical attacks allows him to quickly return to form.* Ah, that stings..! You're going to pay for that, you fiend! Once more! *Owain raises the sword once again, releasing another beam of electricity towards Laharl.*
Laharl
*Laharl dodges the beam slightly, but gets his right wing damaged in the process. Laharl then spirals out of control and falls to the ground. He gets back up and leans on one knee* Tch, damnit...
Sword_Hand
*Sheathing his lightning sword and putting his hand on the handle of another, Owain stares down Laharl.* Do you surrender, Tyrant? This land belongs to no one! It is for the use of all! No one man may preside over it with complete control! If not, I do hope you're prepared to taste more of my sword hand's power...
Laharl
Heh... *Laharl stands to both feet* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha! I'm just getting warmed up! *Laharl fists begin to ignite themselves. He steps forward and attempt s to thrust his right fist towards Owain, aiming at his stomach*
Sword_Hand
*Owain quickly unsheathes his blade, trying to slice at Laharl's hand as it approaches, before rolling away from the punch, his clothing getting a but singed.* Evil types like yourself never do know when to give up, do they? Prepare yourself!
Laharl
*Laharl's hand gets a bit cut from the attack* Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! You're exactly where I want you! You see my second evility, Furious Rage? This raises my ATK every time you attack! *Laharl's lust for revenge increases* Face it, you're no match for me!
Sword_Hand
E-evility? Is that like an... evil ability? Nevertheless, I shall not back down! All I need to do is finish you in one blow! It's time... for the Shooting Star Strike! *Owain gathers energy in his blade, before striking at Laharl with 5 strikes in quick succession. Although the strikes deal less damage than normal ones, 2 of the strikes seem to hit him with 3 times their regular strength.*
Laharl
*Laharl gets knocked back from the impact, but manages to get back to his feet* Heh, now you made me really mad! *A strange purple energy radiates from Laharl* This... is my lust for revenge! Overload skill! Atrocitous Prince! *Suddenly, a giant meteor rains down and destroys everything in sight except for Laharl, of course.*
Sword_Hand
G-ghaaaaa!! *Owain is flung back by the meteor, sending him flying off into the distance.* You haven't seen the last of me, evildoer! I'll return stronger, and defeat you once and for aaaaall! *Very far in the distance, a loud thud can be heard as Owain hits the ground.*
Laharl
Now then, who's next!?