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Moonlight: Coffee Survivor 2
*Yuki walks in and sets down a large bag.* Man... guess that sorta went well...
Heyo buddy!
Actually acquaintance but you get what I mean.
Man.... *lays in a booth* I know what the Thieves felt like after Shido confessed.... Hey, think we need to go blow up Mementos to get people willing to go beyond the Nexus' borders?
*walks in* Hey Yuki. Saw the live stream. Think I might get one of those things myself, you know, to visit my dimension. Anyways, one chocolate milkshake please.
Hey... *He walks behind the counter.*
*Opens dimension app and teleports to random dimension*
The public has concerns is all. The KDT is safe. *He brings Bona a milkshake*
Thanks. *drinks it*
Safe, yeah. I think people are just.... comfortable with being imprisoned here?
*Pops back from pancake dimension* I would like some coffe no- *Falls onto Bona's drink*
Funny you say that, sales are going up right now.
....its a good thing I finished it.
OOF! Anyways Yuki, I would like a large coffee with extra cream on top.
Right...
Seriously?
Ima go back to the pancake dimension and be back for coffee. *Uses portal app*
I mean, I don't mind being here.
Yeah. Kirijo prepared for a lot of stuff too. User manual, FAQ, all kinds of shit. Pretty much the KDT is much safer than whatever that one group was using.
It has to be safer to be this easy to obtain. Far as I know only Buff Boy can make Nexite Weapons.
Seriously. Sales are still going up...
*suddenly appears in a seat.* Who's bright idea was it to sell multiverse portals? Because let me tell you, that's breaking all kinds of unspoken rules right there. The Ministry of Space is gonna flip if civilians start traveling universes, and trust me, they absolutely HATE IT when shit goes wrong. They give you these hour long speeches for everything! I fucking hated working for them! It's also kinda stupid to do without any way to call for help if you get stranded, so I hope the creators thought up something, otherwise I'm starting a multiverse towing company. And I'll take a glass of milk.
I think the guy forgot that. In the manual it says there a SOS button to help you get back to safety. I have to say... not the best presentation.
You know, come to think of it. Where would such an administration bor the multiverse even be?
You're telling me. Well, it could be worse. It could be dimensional travel. Trust me, you don't want to even poke that shit with a universe sized stick.
The Dimensional in the name is a bit misleading. Either way it's safe. Even sets up special gateways to worlds Yellow and higher.
*slides in and sits down in her usual spot* Can I get some tea please?
Of course. *He brings Shaigis some tea.*
Yeah, I know. But it's not exactly a good idea. What if someone accidentally summons an evil strong enough to break into the world? It would be pretty bad if that happened. Honestly, I'm not entirely against it, I just find it to be a pretty bad idea if someone realizes how much power they hold.
Ahhhh~ Thank you dear. *Takes a sip*
I mean it's not like the Nexus isn't practically doomed anyway. In the end what REALLY is one more god out to destroy the place?
That's where the rating comes in handy. Yellow and above only the people who first step through the gateway can get out. Green is absolutely fine.
*Poofs into reality and sits on Migs lap, hugging her* No destruction, only liberation!
Another annoyance, that's what. Now I know what Reimu has to deal with every time an incident happens in Gensokyo. It fucking sucks, it does. It's also a pain in the ass. Honestly, there's even the time distortion effect that happens in some multiverses, which makes things hell. If I had to guess, we'll have another villain because of this by next week at least.
H-huh!? WHo.... Liberation!? *looks over at Star* Honestly if you think this is bad, well.... it's gonna get worse.
User manual Star. "Misuse of this device will lead to arrest." Kirijo keeps track of each one to make sure this doesn't happen.
Hi kitty lady! I like your tail.
Um.... thanks..... But why are you here?
Oh, definitely. The Ministry of Space is probably already on its way over as we speak. It'll take them a few days, but once they get here it's going to be speech after speech after speech and oh God make the pain stop! And sure, while that's pretty great, what happens when they come back with a fucking army at their command because I've seen world like that before! Once you realize how much power you have, you start to abuse it in the worst way possible, I should know, I've been through that shit already! There's infinite possibilities, and if people realize that, we're all fucked! I understand infinity! It'll be a fucking nightmare, man!
Then.... *suddenly rubs her head for a moment* Then why don't we go over their heads?
It's all good Star. ... Say... Mig...
No, it's not all good! Trust me, there will be hell soon. I'll give it a week, and if things go to shit, we get rid of all of them. God, now I really know what Reimu deals with! Being the main solver of this shit is tiresome as all get out. Speaking of getting out, I'm going to sleep. Night. *Suddenly disappears*
I'm here because I can be, of course... But... If kitty lady doesn't want me here... *Pouts*
N-no, you can stay. Just... surprised you showed up on my lap of all people. And yes, Yuki?
Yay! *hugs Mig and giggles*
If those cosmic people or whatever show up... you think...
Hey Yuki, how exactly do I charge the dimension portal app thing?
.... App?
You can't pin the blame elsewhere after that presentation. *pats Lucifer on the head. Pat! Pat!* Though I'm thinking a vacation may be very much in order. Maybe a... scouting misison, too.
I mean this portal thingie that you showed off at that live stream.
Not that. You think... we can get answers to your.... "thing"?
Oh... that's the remote. Just plug it in and let it charge.
My thing...? Honestly I'd rather get answers someplace less overtly beureacratic. Maybe I should try home, but... I don't know the wording to get there. It wouldn't respond just to home, would it?
Sadly no...
Well your machine maybe not, but what about me?
Well wouldn't you have to know where it is?
Well, wanna try it and find out?
Not now... kinda tired.
Hmm.... a little look couldn't hurt, though. Best keep it small, in case something dangerous is there. *she waves a hand off to the side, in a very small motion, and a tear opens up.....*
Make it quick....
Oh, no bigger than this.... I just wanna know if something's in there.... *leans over and peeks in with one eye....* Woah....
What do you see?
*Backs off* Take a look....
*He walks over and looks into the tear.*
*Stars.... lots and lots of stars....*
Huh... kinda cool...
*Teddie enters.* Is Migrant here? I've got something for ya.
*suddenly appears* welp, I just found someone who can use these fucking things for evil and get away with it. Your problem until I wake up. *Suddenly disappears*
*A certain smug and red personality of Aitome's kicks in the door and yells out to everyone Yo! Whats up! How is everyone doing!
(The falcon rides on Teddie's shoulder still.) SKREEEEEEEE!
Huh? Something for me...?
Yep. *He hands Mig a note telling them to meet in an abandoned park.*
.... An abandoned park, seriously?
Would you mind if i came with you?
CAAAW! (The bird opens it's wings and begins grooming itself, hitting Teddie in the face on "accident".)
I suggest you don't man. Dunno who it's from.
*Teddie finally notices that a bird is on his shoulder.* Hey, what are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be with Dio?
Hmm.... I get the feeling someone's prepared all this, and that I should probably go.
DlO
He is, for I, Dio, am already here.
Are you just going to ignore my question, Migrant?
Alright...
Nevermind, i'm gonna go. *He leaves.*
(The bird clises its wings and gives Teddie a smug grin.) SKREE! (He takes flight momentarily, then landing on Teddie's other shoulder. He tilts his head at Migrant still grinning.) Caaaw!
(Leaves alongside Teddie.)
*With a jingle of keys, Shaigis opens Moonlights door, and flips the closed sign to open* Time to begin another night.
*Momoko and Jackie Frost follow behind Shaigis...*
*realizes that she was followed* Oh, hello their cutie.
*She hugs her leg. She then looks up and smiles.*
*she pats Momos head* Well, looks like it's just us for now.
*Jackie hugs her other leg. A combo!*
Awww... You're adorable.
*They stop hugging her legs and run over to one of the booths. Jackie lifts Momo up so she can reach the seat. Momo then pulls Jackie up.*
What do you want to drink dear?
*She points at the hot coco!*
Ah, good choice, coming right up. *she goes and makes some hot coco, bringing it back in a mug* Here you go, be careful.
*She blows on it and takes a little sip.*
Nice and quiet.... *pours herself some tea*
*She looks around.... she looks a little sad...*
*Notices Momos sad look* It's ok dear... You're here at least.
*She looks down...* P.... papa...
*walks over to her and hugs her* Your dad is busy right now unfortunately... Don't worry, he'll be fine.
*She hugs her back.*