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*sees Shinji* Hello... name?
Im, dying Luigi.
*puts on plot armor*
(The air continues to get colder as Pet Shop laughs.) Kawkawkaw...
This palette swap of Naho is really getting on my nerves.
*chuckles* oh he died...
Huh. Weird armor you got there. *Kade reaches out to tap it*
*The plot armor thing was a joke, he's actually bleeding pretty badly right now.*
(PLOT ARMOR ISN'T REAL, YOU JUST DIDN'T GIVE TEDDIE A CHANCE TO REACT YOU GOD MODEY CURMUDGEON, KAKAAAAW)
*throws a flower on Shinji*
.....does anyone have a staple gun?
She's not a pallete swap, she's technically a different person. But not at the same time.
Oh, you're... kinda bleeding, Blonde Hair. Need a heal?
I think i might actually require medical assistance.
*a clone gives yang a staple gun*
Hey bird, thing, whatever can you keep the temperature like this for awhile?
OOC: he said that in a sarcastically cheery tone just so you know
(Horus, Pet Shop's Stand, would proceed to freeze over the wound on Teddie as to keep his comrade from bleeding out.)
OOC: what... all put was stabs teddy in the back... he could have easily done something
(Pet Shop flashes an :ok_hand: to Minato with his talons.)
Thanks, Bona... *she removes her blanket, showing the cavity in her chest reopened.... She starts stapling the cavity closed* Stupid thing....
Hey, do you guys want to see a magic trick?
*lights a torch with agidyne and proceeds to dethaw the room* seriously, i cant sleep in this ice age cavern!
(Next time try saying, "He appears behind Teddie and attempts to stab him in the back." And not "Stabs Teddie in the back." SKREEEEE!!)
That's pretty bad. *He takes out his COMP* Demon summoning program activate. Amaterasu! *A majestic woman in long robes appears in a burst of shadow.* Give him a Prayer, won't you? *A strange healing light surrounds Teddie.*
Thanks...
Oh cool a demon tamer
Oh my God... You killed Shinji.... YOU BASTARDS!
*Enters* I seem to have missed something...
He died like a good man...
(Pet Shop would glare at Dahlia, Horus would let out a screech and the temperature would drop drastically once more, starting to cause the flames to falter.)
Oh yay healing lights, nice. *He comes up behind Despair Naho.* Now time for my magic trick... *He attempts to snap Despair Naho's neck.*
We killed who?
OOC: how about just put *tries*, but thats in the past now... *eats some food*
I think he couldn't handle the edge. *infinites theme plays loudly in the background*
I dunno. Seems like a joke. He'll be fine. Maybe.
What happened?
Both: C-c-c-cold... *Heavenly like starts to warm the twins up*
*gets up before teddy could snap my neck*
Wait, despair naho, you in on the plan?
*magically rekindles the flames to make them stronger* nope, dont wanna deal with bullshit superpowers right now, already got enough on my plate as it is...
OOC: okay tbh that's more bullshit that teleporting out of a necksnap
*she's still stapling the hole in her chest....*
Well, you tried. But try doing it outside next time. I'd rather not have a dead body lying in this hangout. *He pats Teddie's shoulder*
*Sigh* It's not cold enough in here... *Shoots him self with evoker summoning Black Frost* *Blacl Frost casts Diamond Dust in the room causing the air to get colder*
Ooc: *Black
(Still roosting on Teddie's shoulder, Pet Shop lets out a screech as Horus readies a volley of icicles to launch at Despair Naho.) SKREEEEE!!! (Horus then unleashes the attack at relatively close range to Despair Naho. They aren't big enough to do any really damage, but frostbite sucks.)
*Rom is not phased by the ice since he nulls it* What happened here?
Just use the thermostat
This actually kinda better than Leblanc.
OOC: this is*
OOC: i know.... i am just sleepy... *sleeps*
I agree, Teddie
*her hair is set ablaze, keeping her warm whilst she staples away at the cavity in her chest*
*summons persona to heat myself up*
*a really warm blanket appears on everyone who doesn't like the cold, including bona*
(Pet Shop recalls Horus and the ice because people don't like fun or something. Pet Shop flies off Teddie's shoulder and flips the room off with his talons.) KAAAAWKAAAW!!! (Pet Shop would then leave by crashing through the door, hopefully breaking it off its hinges, if not, he'd summon Horus and freeze the water inside it thus making it shatter.)
Wow, so many people who can't take the cold.
Wow, you guys think this is cold? This is like early spring temperatures to me...
Except for me... I think.
I need a little heat
More like we cant take extreme cold... *sniffles* seriously... *defuses the torch and throws it out*
Not all of us have ice resistance equipped, dude. I'm out. *And with that, he leaves*
*The twins shrug* Both: Good thing we have the angel's protection. This cold is nothing to us anymore.
*she finishes stapling her chest together.....but the staples fall out...* ......can someone help me out a little here...?
With what?
*she points to the cavity in her chest* It doesn't wanna stay together.
God, really? *Black Frost casts Ice Wall on everyone* This should help...
*Enters with a gold pouch* Hey...
*tries to staple it closed*
Oh, hey Hisa! *....her beating heart can be seen in the cavity in her chest...*
Cool, now I temporarily absorb ice!
Yang, why don't you just go to a doctor?
Hey Hisa
Also, Bona how do you do the clone trick?
*phew* thanks. *sighs and cries herself to sleep* itll be fine, its not like my family here demonizes me, hates my guts and wants me dead, my family back at home misses me and probably sent a search party out and the only remote thing i have left of a family now is a sister figur-oh wait..." *immediately sobs*
*Sits down with a calm look* What happened?
....vampire. Almost died. Bad stuff, Hisa....
D-Dahlia! *approaches Dahlia*
*sits next to dahlia and comforts her* There there dahlia....
Vampire.... Sounds like witcher work.
*sighs* Times like this are when I wish I had Wade's healing factor...
*Teddie chuckles a bit.*
And your chest, what happened to that?
.....looks like we'll have to wait for the hole to close.... *drops the staple gun*
The vampire stole my heart. Literally.
Mhm...
DlO
I, Dio, do not appreaciate the manner in which you talk about vampires. (I, Dio, say. I, Dio, never left the establishment.)
If you, Dio, say so...
It's a nice sob story, "Dahlia", but really the only one you can rely on in this world is yourself.
*looks at teddie* You're a jerk, you know that?
*looks at Dio* S-Sorry, Dio... *she again tries to close the chest cavity, but to no avail* .....damn...
Ooc: Eff wrong account
Let me try.. *Tries to close it*
Hang on *grabs medical tape*
Did it take you that long to notice?
*.....nothing happens. Maybe it's best to see if it closes on its own....*
We should wait...
*passes Hisa the medical tape* did Anyone try this?
Already tried it, Ikebu...
*Wakes up*
Here goes nothing... *Tries to close it again*
*she sighs, looking at her heart* .....it's kinda weird.
*Looks at Pika* Hey Pika....
Hey guys. Yang still has a problem being, "hole" again?
*she gently pushes Hisato away* Stop it, please... When my Aura returns fully, maybe the hole will close...
I guess...
DlO
How can you still be alive, blond woman of big bosom? I, Dio, do not understand how a mere human can survive without a heart. No seriously, how does that even work? (I, Dio, ponder at the idea.)
You're right, sorry...
In the meantime yang, do "nut" do anything dangerous!
*she shrugs* It's a mystery to me too, Dio.
Also Hisa, i think karma struck
OOC: Donuts have holes in them? No? Ok...
*Looks at Ikebu* What?
Ooc: Pika, please stop.
When i was out buying food I got hit by a woman who was arguing with her man
Ooc: I should've said that in character... just pretend I did.
*she looks at her wedding ring, smiling and mumbling* Y'know, it still feels like a dream...
What happened after that?
Why did she hit you?
Then it happened again and again... they hit extremely hard
I dont know, again its karma
Wow Kitsune, you really have some bad luck...
DlO
Karma is a bitch and powerful, but not as strong as I, Dio.
At least it was human... *Looks at the gold pouch*
Yeah...
*the hole in her chest seems to be closing up...* Hey, I'm not in pain anymore... And the hole's closing up!
That's great... *Smiles at Yang*
I guess you didn't have to see a doctor after all...
Yay! *hugs yang*
Yay *Hugs Yang*
*the hole closes completely. She stands, striking a flamboyant pose* Yes!!
*Throws the gold pouch to Ikebu* Check it...
Nice pouch
*mettaton bursts through the wall, striking a flamboyant pose as well* M: I heard we were doing flamboyant poses!
Yeah...
*does a JoJo pose*
*she laughs* Heya, Mettaton! *strikes a another pose* Good to see ya!
*Does nothing*
*Does Jotaro Kujo's pointing pose*
Braza: A metal man Irona: How...lovely *The twins grin*
*does the giorno pose*
*sigh* well, no use cryin bout spilled milk i guess...
Oh yaaaay, roboooots... *He said that really sarcastically.*
*she poses again, placing a hand in front of her face as her mask materializes*
*Does another pose*
I think i've lost all faith in the human race.
*hugs dahlia* Jeez, you sound so edgy right now... But you're still my friend so I support you!
*is doing more and more flamboyant poses*
Okay too much pose...
How does a commonly used phrase make me edgy? Y'know what? Dont answer that. But thanks bona! *hugs him*
*she laughs, sitting back down* Ahh, I love you guys....
*stops posing* anyways yeah, shouldnt have shown you that if i knew karma would come back to me
No shit.. *Laughs with Yang*
We love you too
I'll always be with you, you're like a sister to me! *keeps hugging dahlia*
*Sits back down* *Sigh* Six more hours...
So, back to weapon smithing! *she pulls out blueprints and materials, setting to work on making a new weapon*
Hisa, im gonna go train at the Gym wanna come?
Sure why not... *Puts away the pouch*
Sure why not... *Puts away the pouch*
OOC: Doublepost!
*grabs lance and knives* come on lets go
Lead the way.
*Wakes up*
*we walk to the Gym*
Pika, can you stay awake for just one hour?
*she seems really focused on the weapon she's making...*
*sigh* why must the good future be so screwed up that its forced to become bad? No, seriously, what made it screwed up in the first place? I swear if the nexus goes to hell... *sighs again*
.....then I'll put the Dust Chamber here.... *she seems to be making some type of sword...*
I don't know....*is still hugging dahlia*
*Modifying his rose gold M1911*
Both: What are you talking about, miss Dahlia?
Oh, nothing you two should worry about. Come on, lets have that game night!
*the sword she's making seems to be a buster sword of sorts...*
Oh right, the game night! *snaps his fingers and a bunch of tvs and game consoles are floating*
Game night?
Done! *she holds the newly made buster sword, the blade almost as big as her* I call it the Thundercloud!
What, it's game night?
Yup! *runs over to the consoles*
Also, that looks like a powerful blade, Yang.
I heard "game night."
Thanks, Yuki! This thing is able to deal a ton of damage. *she holds it out to Yuki* Wanna give it a swing? Careful, it's heavy.
You heard correctly, yang!
*rides in on his wicked bicycle* DID SOMEONE SAY... GAME?!
*sighs* Great, HES here.
*Lifts the blade* Eh, it's only a little heavy... *Swings it behind him* It's also hard to manuver... *Gives the blade back to Yang*
WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?! I HOPE IT'S ONE I, THE GAME MASTER, WITH MY GODLY TALENTS, MADE.
*Teddie just simply leaves without a word.*
None are ones you made.
*she smirks, rotating the hilt. The sword transforms into a scythe, the hilt extending* It's also a scythe. It's kinda like my Uncle Qrow's sword, but it's got a dust chamber instead of a shotgun!
Hmm, interesting...
A shame. I make the best games. A mere mortal like yourself would never understand.
*she turns the scythe back into a sword, then collapses the blade* It's pretty neat, huh?
Yeah, it is...
I'm one of the best weapon smiths around! Well, aside from Em, of course....
I need to go to the weapon shop and get another M1911...
*she sits down* Okay, Yuki.
Who's Em?
He's a fellow weapon smith. His whole name is Emerson. I don't think his armory's open at the moment, though .
Oh... Ooc: Brb
Whelp, Imma go see if there are any bounties to hunt. *she leaves*
*The twins seem somewhat distant* Both: Everyones gone. Heh heh.
*turms to the twins* What am I, chopped liver?
Ooc: Eff wrong account
Both: Oh. You're not dead. That's bad. Someone should fix that.
It was a fake version of me that died- wait what did you just say?
I can fix that!
I'll be back guys... *Leaves the cave*
Both: We can fix that if you would like. *The twins giggle*
No, I would like to be alive.
Living is over-rated. *he takes out his Driver and Gashat* Now hold still.
Both: Aww. That's a shame.
If living is overrated, why are you still doing it?
*he activates his Gashat* [DANGEROUS ZOMBIE!] Calling what I'm doing "living" would be an incorrect statement. If you haven't noticed, I'm already dead!
Oh. *sits down, ignoring dan*
Both: Remember. No witnesses, mister. We'll close our eyes.
Im still here. So, wanna play?
*A Brown haired doctor then enters the cafe, wearing a medical coat and a strange green machine on his belt as he pulls out a blue object, spinning it in the air Genm... so this is where you went. *The doctor then clicks a button on the object as a hologram appears behind him [TADDLE QUEST] Henshin. *The doctor then gets enveloped by a bright light, transforming into a skin tight suit with blue armour, holding out a sword straight from a sentai show as he puts his hands up to his face [LETS GAME MECCA GAME MUCCHA GAME WHATS YOUR NAME? [IM A KAMEN RIDER.] Proceeding with the Gemn elimination...
Both: Oh hey. Other people. Are all you alive too?
Yes, we are very much alive.
Whoa... is that... a kamen rider...? *her eyes light up* SO COOL! *starts writing down the moment in a diary*
Both: That's a shame. Someone should fix that. Want us too?
Uh... whats wrong you two? Irona? Braza?
*sits next to dahlia and smiles*
What?! So you’re here too? Tch. *Kuroto equips his Buggle Driver, and holds out his Dangerous Zombie Gashat once again.* Henshin. *He plugs the Gashat into his Drive and presses the red switch.* [BUGGLE UP!] *A hologram screen of an electrocuted figure, appears in front of him as he transforms.* [DANGER! DANGER!] [(GENOCIDE!)] [DEATH THE CRISIS!] [DANGEROUS ZOMBIE!] *The transformed Genm breaks throw the hologram wall, now in his black and white suit, his body twists and contorts as he stands up straight.* I am the Game Master, Kamen Rider Genm. …’Sup Brave?
Both: We're fine.
Sigh...my girlfriend is dead so life's pretty good, what are you doing here anyways Genm? Aren't you supposed to be back in CR? *Brave then continues to stare at Genm, luckily for him the Kamen Rider mask hides his crippling depression of his dead girlfriend
You still haven't moved on? What a loser. As for CR, well I probably should be back, but you know how it is. Nexus shenanigans, not even being able to comprehend who or what is even here now... Not understand which point of continuity I'm even from anymore... It just gets messy.
Both: Are you fine? If you say yes, you're lying.
I dunno... you seem... more willing to kill someone than before...
It's time to duel! ...Wait, wrong thing. *Rescue Cat hides behind the counter in shame, although still watches the Kamen Riders.*
Nexus? What's that? Your being stupid like that intern, we are in Japan, not this other world, although there are a lot of strange people here... not including my girlfriend, who is dead.
*Raises paw* Doubt we're in Japan, actually. Don't think you humans have talking cats in Japan. Except for these "neko" things I've seen on the internet.
Both: Aww. Don't ignore our question. It's rude.
There sure is a noticeable lack of Japanese people, here, in Japan.
Dahlia, I think the twins were talking to you.
Both: Both of you, actually.
Yeah! Wait, do I count as a person? Are cats technically people too? 'Cause if they aren't, that's racist against cats.
Huh? A... talking cat?!? This is real life right? I'm not dead right, like my girlfriend? *Brave then takes a step back, pointing the ridiculous sword at the cat, hand on his hip, revealing allot more strange objects Your not a Bugster are you? Your not exhibiting any symptoms... unlike my dead girlfriend.
Oh. Well I'm kinda OK.
Nope, I'm a duel monster! It's like a regular monster, but more cute and fun to battle. Nice sword, though! Can I hold it? Please? *He bats at the sword with his fluffy paws*
Both: Lying is bad. You shouldn't do that.
I'm not lying. I'm actually starting to feel happy again.
Both: Sure. Until you fly off the rails in an attempt to kill an innocent person again. And the major issue is that you're still alive. So is she.
She wasn't innocent and I didn't try to kill her.
Huh? You want to hold my Gashacon Slasher? Well okay... just dont end up like my girlfriend, who is dead. *Brave then tosses the sword to the cat, its very strange has it has buttons on the handle, with the actual blade having a strange firey design to it
*He puts his hand on the Gashacon Sword and gestures for him to lower it* Whoa there Kamen Rider Wangst. Don't be so hasty.
ooc: Hmm.... I wonder if his girlfriend is dead... ic: *Rescue Cat catches it in his mouth. He struggles to hold it because cat, but he seems happy* Ish sho coohl!
( dID YOU JUST CALL THAT A GASHACON SLASHER, OH YOU'RE SO DEAD TO ME )
Both: See? You're not fine. Not at all.
I'm fine you two.
ooc: And that, my friends, is how to trigger H- er, a person that rps Genm.
(Rip its actually sword, I forgot which was which, at any rate here's a reference) https://m.imgur.com/c3kC7px
( Brave's is just called the Gashacon Sword. You likely mixed it up with Emu's Gashacon Key Slasher. )
*The twins grin darkly* Both: You don't look fine. You don't act fine. You aren't fine. And you're. Still. Breathing.
*Brave then looks at Genm, even through the helmet you can hear his angst The name is Kamen Rider Brave, even the unlicensed sham of a doctor can remember that.
Ummmmmmmm I don't think you two are fine.... *slowly gets up and walks backwards*
(Mm, its kinda easy to mix them up as they always say Key Slasher but never Sword)
*Rescue Cat, oblivious as ever, noms on the sword's handle*
Kamen Rider Snipe might be able to remember, but can your girlfriend? Oh wait. She's dead.
Both: What's the matter? We're just kids, right? *The twins smile innocently*
Damn... *Brave then gets a flashback of that one time when his girlfriend wasn't dead, thinking back on the time that he didn't eat a creampuff which caused his girlfriend to die, good memories
Ummm some things up...... *is hoping dahlia will help*
Ooc: somethings not some things
*Genm then had a flashback to that time he thought the Brave account was someone who actually watched the show, good memories*
Here's your sword back, mister! *Rescue Cat sets the now-slobbery sword onto the floor in front of Brave, providing the convenient present-time event needed to break a flashback*
(Psh, do you not like my abridged/flanderized Brave?) *Brave then takes the sword, looking at it before closing the level up on his gamer drive, and pulling out the strange object, his armour disappearing and changing back into his regular doctor coat Well thats a thing I suppose, like my dead girlfriend.
*Rescue Cat then chases a blue butterfly out of the cafe. Fly for your life, Phil- er, random non-plot-relevant butterfly!*
Yeah, i know. Think we should call an exorcist?
*is still kinda creeped out because of the twins. I mean the usually creep him out but like REALLY creeped out.*
*telepathically to dahlia* Wait, what if they're being possessed by the person who possessed setsuna?
(That could be true... what do we do..?)
Both: Are you guys ignoring us? So rude.
Ummm were not ignoring you! *telepathically to dahlia* Let's just hope we don't have to get a certain skeleton involved....
(Yeah) see? We were just thinking about stuff...
Both: Stupid mental tricks are really- grk! *The twins suddenly double over as if they'd been punched in the stomach. Light flashes in their eyes.*
What the heck..... Are you two OK?.... *walks over to the twins*
*Runs in then notices the twins* They used too much LSD!
*The twins grab their heads in pain as they regain some sort of composure. Someone else is in control.* Ambriel: Darn it. That hurts.
Oh, Ambriels in control. Are you OK?
No they are dying! *Fake scream*
Ambriel: Be silent, red. I have a headache and you aren't helping. At least I managed to return to them.
...why am I still here? [CLICK TO SAVE] *he rides away on his bicycle
A headache huh...... Do you need me to get something from the store?
Red?! I'm Deadpool!
Ambriel: Ugh. No I'll be fine. What...happened?
You farted....
Ambriel: You're hilarious, Wade.
Says the guy who's inside two kids...
The twins started acting weird, then they fell, now you're here.
Then Bona appeared, i don't know why.
Ambriel: Touche.
*she walks in, buster sword slung over her shoulder* Hey, gu-- what did I miss...?
Ambriel: That's what I'm asking. Bona gave a description that was... less than helpful.
Hey it's Yung!