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Mystery in Shibuya
*Fred is driving the Mystery Machine* Well, gang, I can't wait to go to this concert that commemorating the lives lost in that war that happened a thousand a years ago.
*Hulkster is in the passenger's seat.* Like holy jesus Freddy we gonna be running wild up there man, but I'm jsut scared of what we're gonna do after man, I'm just worried man.
*Is in the back* Shibuya isn't very American.
*Jackman pokes his head up from the back* Worry not, fair friend, if anything acts up I'm sure us great solvers of secrets will be able to get to the bottom of it.
That is right brothers, the moment things get too non-american, not only will we solve the unavoidable mystery, we will also turn those japanapeople into americans. *The hulkster flexes his muscles.*
*Jackman lets out a hearty laugh* Indeed, for all countries are American anyways. All we must do is show them our righteousness, our JUSTICE, to remind them of the values we all hold so dear. *A single, manly tear flows from Jackman's eye*
*THE HULKSTER SALUTES. A SINGLE, MANLY, MUSCULAR TEAR IS SHED* Damn straight brother, preach, preach it!
You guys are very American, so we're gonna be great partners because we're American. *keith nods*
*Jackman smiles and offers Keith a handshake* Of course we are. Have there ever been so many great allies of freedom and justice gathered in one place? With us around the American spirit will never falter!!!
*shakes jackmans hand very Americanly*