Bandit Keith's gang of americans

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BanditKeith

*it looks like bandit Keith wants to find some American friends*

Hulk_Hogan

I arrive brother! *The hulkster arrives at the scene as "Real American" plays in the background.*

BanditKeith

Hello fellow Americans. I wanted to find some American friends.

George_Jackman

*Jackman performs a superhero landing, before standing with a smile* I heard we were calling allies of justice. Fear not fellow Americans, for I, George Jackman have arrived.

Hulk_Hogan

Well you have brother, I hear the call of one of my brother and what do I find, not brothers, no, something WAY beyond that! *Pumping the mooskles.*

BanditKeith

Yes, we will be American friends. A squad of Americans.

Yami_Bakura

*Walking past with a megaphone* Bandit Keith is Canadian!

Hulk_Hogan

WHAT.

George_Jackman

Haha, with so many great Americans in one place, evil doers beware. *Jackman strikes a pose as a bald eagle screeches in the background* ITS CHECKMATE. AMERICA!!!!

BanditKeith

Don't listen to him, he's just not American.

George_Jackman

It doesn't matter what country we come from, we're all American at heart.

Yami_Bakura

Quite right. I'm about as American as you are, Keith.

BanditKeith

Yes, because everyone can be American.. *lowers sunglasses* In America.

Hulk_Hogan

Right, this long-haired jackass is british, and the british should never be trusted.

George_Jackman

British you say? We should find his tea and dump it into the harbor. Nothing bad could happen from that.

Yami_Bakura

Actually, I'm an evil spirit from Ancient Egypt.

ItsYaBoi

*ya boi guzma walks up to the group* How about lettin ya boi join?

Aincrad_Hazel

Throws a maple syrup grenade into the group. "Canada rules!" Rides away on a hoverboard.

George_Jackman

Egyptian? YOU MEAN TERRORISTS? That's almost as bad as being British.

Hulk_Hogan

Oh look, a person that does not exist threw us something that does not exist. WE RUNNIN WILD HERE LEMME TELL YA

George_Jackman

Maple Syrup does exist. Though that begs the question... If you die in Canada... Do you die in real life?

ItsYaBoi

I don't know bruh.

Yami_Bakura

Bloody hell. Are all Americans as stupid as you are?

Hulk_Hogan

No, but you're a terrorist and also look dumb brother. Someone's getting suplexed back to hell tonight

Yami_Bakura

I don't have time for this. You're not worth sending to the shadow realm, *Yami Bakura wanders off, complaing about how Canadian Bandit Keith is*

George_Jackman

HAHA, JUSTICE PREVAILS. EVIL HAS BEEN VANQUISHED. MY JOB HERE IS DONE *Jackman runs off into the sunset, as a bald eagle flies by*

BanditKeith

I will see you again, fellow American.

Micah

Oh heck, my fam is here bois.

Kalin-Kessler

*Plays the harmonica while dawning a western revolver style duel disc walking onto their scene* So what's going on here?

Kenny_Omega

Hi I'm totally American what we doing

lnari

Ooc: This thread gives me hope for the world.

Shadowgear

Hello, French guy passing through.

MELVIN

I heard Americans make for fine Rugs. I meant Hugs. I meant Corpses.

Morika-Suzuki

Your unstable....