Aergia's Pillow Fort IV: A New Sheet

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Aergia

*The once wondrous fort returns to Shibuya! And of course, held within the depths of the fort is the dreaded Aergia! One adventurers with nerves of steel would dare set foot into this place!*

Laharl

*Laharl passes by* Hmm, what's this?

MELVIN

Helloooo? Does anyone in here want a Hug? With my Sharp, Pointy, Shiny Millenium Rod?

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad walks by, stops, checks his stopwatch and shrugs. "I have a half hour and I could use something like this." He walks up to the entrance of the fort and knocks. "Ello? Anybody in here?"

Laharl

I am here. As an Overlord, this fort belongs to me now. If you want it back, you'll have to defeat me in battle. *Suddenly, two cannons made out of pillows aimed themselves towards Aincrad*

Aincrad_Hazel

He raises his eyebrow and chuckles, but he stops and sighs his eyes looking dark and tired. "You know kid? I honestly don't care. You're like the toddler who claims everything is his and nobody has the heart to tell him no because he's still so young. That's who you'll forever be. Now if you excuse me, sulking just became a lot more of an attractive offer if you're going to act like that."

Laharl

I-I'm not a toddler! I'm a thirteen hundred year old demon, damnit!

Aincrad_Hazel

"Too bad kid. In that body, that's what you'll forever be. A toddler that nobody takes even the tiniest bit seriously." With that he starts walking away.

Laharl

*Laharl shrugs heavily as his face turns bright red* D-the nerve of some people!

Aergia

*Laharl made a fatal mistake. He woke up the beast within! She appears at the entrance and glares at him.*

MonoDj

Is that a giant pillow fort?!

BonafideMonafide04

*walks to the pillow fort* I think this is bigger then the ones before it.

Aergia

*Aergia grabs Bona's arm and drags him out.* No!

BonafideMonafide04

*is suprised* Well someone is a bit mad today. What happened?

Aergia

That dummy is trying to take my hard work! *She points at Laharl*

BonafideMonafide04

Oh, him. You want me to help? *a swarm of pillow cannons are at the ready*

Aergia

I do not require assistance! Begone foul demon!

Laharl

*Laharl is taking a nap within the fortress*

BonafideMonafide04

....hes in the fortress. Should we do something?

Laharl

*Laharl is still asleep*

Aergia

*She drags him out of the fort.*

Laharl

*Gets back in the fort*

Aergia

*Drags him out again.* No! This doesn't belong to you! This is MY fort! *She shuts the gate.*

Laharl

*Flies on top of the fort and slashes a hole, in which he enters*

Aergia

*It fails, only making his sword or whatever bounce off.*

BonafideMonafide04

Remember ai, the pillow cannons are at the ready!

Migrant

*Wanders up to the fort.* Huh, this still exists. Good memories...

Aergia

*The gates open for Mig.*

Laharl

*Teleports inside* Heh, nothing personnel

Migrant

*The gate opens! Yay~ Mig heads inside as Laharl is probably left out in the cold.*

BonafideMonafide04

*fires the pillow cannons at laharl*

Aergia

*She drags Laharl out once more and shuts the gate.*

Laharl

Hey! Stop that! *Laharl drops a pillow meteor on Bona04*

Laharl

*Laharl teleports back in* Nope

BonafideMonafide04

*teleports away from the pillow meteor and sends it back at laharl using telekinisis*

Aergia

*He only poofs back to the same spot. Seriously this for ain't yours.*

Aergia

Fort*

Migrant

So why is Laharl trying to talk his way into owning this fort? Why isn't he summoning Heroes or something?

Laharl

*Laharl uses a sword and slices up the pillow meteor*

Aergia

He's not getting it! It's mine!

Migrant

Heh well if he can't get in he can't get it.

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: Mig you made the joke. You made the effing joke. My gosh

Aergia

Besides I own the paper!

BonafideMonafide04

*tosses mig a device from outside the gate* Activate it by pressing the button!

Laharl

*Surrounds the fort with an army of zombies, ghosts, mothmen, orcs, entei, vampires, hog-like demons, a defender of earth, a defender of earth's assistant, a robot, an angel, a flat-chested demon, a badass, a sexy overlord, several thieves and a majin* We have you surrounded! Give up now!

Aergia

Go away! No one wants you here! *She yells from a window.*

Migrant

I'm not activating something given by someone outside.

BonafideMonafide04

*readies the pillow turrets*

Laharl

That's it! *Laharl rides on a pillow tank and attempts to drive through the gate of the castle*

BonafideMonafide04

I'm trying to help fight the dude off! Just push the button!

Laharl

OOC: I'm I doing this right? Is this how i'm supposed to RP?

Migrant

*Drops hot feathers on the tank from above! Get it? Tar and Feathers. Ha ha ha.*

Aergia

*It only bounces back! He's blasting off again!!!* ... Ding!

Laharl

*Laharl activates the rocket thrusters on the back of the tank to prevent from blasting off. He then goes full throatle into the fort. As he does this, two side mounted pillow energy cannons fire at the gate, attempting to knock it down and let the army invade. Meanwhile, the zombies attempt to eat the pillows while the ghosts just phase through them.*

BonafideMonafide04

*shoots ghost busting pillows at the ghosts and tosses mig and Aergia some pillow miniguns*

Aergia

*The zombies are doing literally nothing to it. The ghosts hit the walls as if they were bricks. And pretty much the rest of his attack fails. Seriously leave the fort alone. It ain't yours.*

Laharl

OOC: Do you want me to leave? Just tell me if i'm unwanted.

Laharl

*Laharl throws a pillow at the fort*

Aergia

OOC: I'd be ok with you here... if you weren't trying to take over like everywhere else.

Laharl

OOC: I thought this was a free RP zone. You shoulda made the rules clear, honestly.

Aergia

OOC: Dude, its her fort. What did you expect?

Laharl

OOC: I didn't expect you to just completely godmod all my actions completely

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: says the person with over 9 million for every stat.

Laharl

OOC: Says you.

Aergia

OOC: I was about to say that

Laharl

OOC: Besides, stats are irrelevent. It's simply for the lol's

Aergia

OOC: Yet you godmod literally every chance you get.

Migrant

OOC: Honestly coming in and taking over people's stuff is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda seen as an aggressive action. That needs to be stopped.

Laharl

OOC: My point is, you made it impossible for me to do anything whatsoever in this RP. I mean, you're allowed to do that. But, that's extremely elitist.

Laharl

OOC: Laharl? Aggresive? No.

Aergia

OOC: The issue is you're trying to take something that honestly doesn't belong to you.

Laharl

OOC: Yes, Laharl is an evil person. You could've easily just stopped him through actual combat in a way that still gives me a chance to respond.

Laharl

OOC: Besides, I thought Pillow forts were supposed to have rediculous battles

Migrant

OOC: I think if you ask basically anyone they'll say you were in the wrong here.

Laharl

OOC: All it is a single joke anyway. I think you're all overreacting and maybe you're the aggresive ones. I thought I was completely in the right as no guidelines had been set before. I thought villains entering places and attempting to take them over or destroy them was common on the phansite.

Momoko

OOC: People actually stopping them is common as well. And you obviously don't want to be stopped. Please stop playing the victim.

Laharl

OOC: No, I do want to be stopped. But, in the way that ensures a battle.

Momoko

OOC: And by that you mean whoever you consider to be your equal. Even then all other attempts led to you godmodding.

Robin-K

OOC: Just want to point out... To stop and battle you? With your stats? You're kidding, no one would win and even if they come close, it will be heavily godmodded

Laharl

OOC: I mean, I assumed this area allowed Godmoding as people just summon pillows out of nowhere.

Momoko

OOC: Sigh. It should be common knowledge that you DON'T godmod EVER.

Laharl

OOC: Well, if everyone else godmods i'm at a significant disadvantage for not Godmoding. And, I demand a significant example of when I godmodded that wasn't a joke.

Momoko

OOC: Do you want the list? It's a very long one. People only godmod back to tell them NO.

Laharl

OOC: However, she Godmodded me first by saying my attacks do nothing.

Momoko

OOC: You do want the list. Every LeBlanc thread that you've ever been in. The evacuation. The core fiasco. Your castle threads. That fight against the hooded guy. And Moonlight a few times.

Migrant

OOC: I mean won't you just say anything we bring up is a joke?

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: I can agree on the hooded guy thing

Laharl

OOC: Besides, i've never used this account in a serious or semi-serious thread, besides the tournament and the sword in stone threads. And, in those I didn't do any godmodding at all.

Momoko

OOC: You bulked attacks. Took what isn't yours. And tried to destroy things that people aren't ok with you destroying. Stop playing the victim here and give up cuz we're all tired of this shit.

Momoko

Nulled not bulked*

Laharl

OOC: Every LeBlanc thread that you've ever been in. ~LeBlanc, in of itself, was a joke, I thought The evacuation. ~one of my first times doing serious combat RP. I really didn't know any better and I appologize The core fiasco. ~That was me being passive aggresive about NotIgor's plot, which I also appologize for. Your castle threads. ~Those are my threads, so I don't see how it hurts others That fight against the hooded guy. ~Which hooded guy.? And Moonlight a few times. ~Also passive aggresive, which I appologize for. Most of these happened a while ago, so i'd like for people to stop holding stuff against me. But, eh, I still shouldn't have done them. I'd like to state that I am very narrow-minded and often act without thinking. If there is any way to improve this behavior, i'd like to try as soon as possible. But, I don't really think I have much of a chance of improving without more experience. So, i'd like to just be offered a chance instead of being ignored completely.

Laharl

OOC: I'd like to appologize but i'm worried I may be justifying my behavior. So, sorry if that doesn't sound sincere.

Momoko

OOC: Sigh... fine. Just stop with the godmodding and we good.

BonafideMonafide04

ooc: same

Laharl

OOC: I'll attempt *Laharl draws his left fist back and ignites it on fire. With a sudden burst of energy, he propels it forward with a demonic speed. Akin to a speeding bullet, he blasts his fist at the gate, attempting to bust it down and create a shock wave upon execution* OOC: Is that better?

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: yeah that works

Mao2

Hey it's Mao's specifically indestructible pillow forts, get em while they're hot! Only 3Â£!

Aergia

OOC: A little. They forgot to mention to stop trying to take over places that don't belong to you.

Laharl

OOC: But, that comes with being an overlord. If I didn't do that then it wouldn't be true to canon.

Aergia

OOC: The idea of an overlord is not one that people like.

Laharl

OOC: The idea is not to like it. I intend for people to try and stop me but most just ignore.

Aergia

OOC: Well dictators aren't very much liked. Besides it kinda fits with the Saturday morning cartoon villain who wants to take over the world for no reason at all.

Laharl

OOC: Maybe I just need to do something drastic like kill someone for people to recognize the character

Momoko

OOC: Don't.... just... can someone explain better?

Laharl

OOC: that was a joke

Migrant

OOC: The thing is you do bad stuff, we do try to stop you, and then you just keep trying harder to win. To the point of kinda just saying "I win now" with some of the actions you take.

Laharl

OOC: Well, I think we've derailed the topic long enough. Shall we resume?

Aergia

*She yawns and lays down.*