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BBQ in the Backyard!
*The sun blazing down, Robin grinned as readied the station, some chicken and steak ready to be burned up on the stove...* A good day to have a BBQ.. Why waste it..
... Needs more snow.
*Robin laughed* Snow and BBQ's don't usually mix... *Plopping some chicken and steak onto the grill, Robin coated it with some flavoring..*
*Speaking of snow... Momoko and Jackie Frost appear... somehow... idk. She tugs on Robin's sleeve.*
Huh? Oh, hey there Momo.
DADDY!!!!! *Glomps Robin*
Hmm..? Take a step back a bit, the grill is running so it's a little dangerous darling.. *Gently pushing Momoko a few steps back, a reasonable distance away from the fire and sizzling meat, Robin turned to her, grinning* What is it..?
Whoa..! Hey Kotori.. How you doing dear..? *Robin grinned as he pried her off slightly to look at her face*
*Jackie pulls in a cooler. Momo waves at Mig and then points to the cooler.*
Perfect! I went to a haunted house and Died twice!!!
Hmm..? The cooler...? There are soft drinks and water bottles there darling.. *Robin opened it, revealing a multitude of drinks, displaying a variety of different colors.. It seemed Robin sourced out lots of different drinks for everyone, you could probably pull out your favorite drink....*
*She sticks in a bottle of orange juice.... just... just one.*
*Yoinks a can of soda* Yush!!!
Uh oh, here come Robin's various kids from various futures. *sticks out her tongue and smiles at Kotori*
Haunted house..?? Died twice..!?! Kotori, what...?! Are you okay..?? *Robin grabs her by the shoulders, looking up and down, checking for injuries..*
Yeah.... I don't really get it.... I went insane and died twice.... But I always seem to wake up outside the house again.....
*Momo looks at the strange white haired lady...*
*Robin frowned before looking at her* Are you sure your fine..? You're making me worry.. *Directing one arm to managed the grill, turning over the burning chicken and steak, Robin patted Kotori on the top of her head* I don't exactly want my baby girl to be hurt
Weird.... besides the fact I'd probably cry in a corner in fright, it sounds cool
*Cuddles up to Robin* Ehehehe! I'm Ok! It was fun when I wasn't loosing my mind!
*She tugs on Mig's sleeve and points at the girl.*
Yes Momo? Um.... that's one of Robin's maybe-future kids. Who apparently likes going crazy and killing people.
*She looks at Mig confused.*
*Robin smiles as he hugged Kotori before turning back to the girl* That's good, I was really worried. For now, do you want some food? I got a few chicken and steak here ready! If you want sauce, there is an assortment of there in that box *Robin pointed to the table where a cardboard box stood, alongside several plastic plates and utensils*
*Gives a quick glare at Mig* I want Steak! The chewy kind!!!
Um.... she's like you, but she's from a future that may not happen? I mean unless Robin's gonna marry like five different girls. I think that's about how many kids he has around here now. *laughs awkwardly*
*She still looks at her confused. She then lifts up a snowcone out of nowhere.*
.... Yeah, she'd probably like a snowcone.
*She walks over to her and holds up the snowcone.*
Hm? Waddya want? *Takes cone* Thanks? *Hands a Soda*
I want a maggot burger.
*She pushes away the soda.*
Ok. More for me. *Begins eating the snowcone*
Alright! First batch is ready! *Robin piled the hot steak and chicken onto a plate before placing it on the table. Returning to the grill, Robin piled some more chicken, steak and sausages to cook...*
*Momo... looks a little disappointed by the food available.*
OOC: Oh dear
OOC: what she said.
*Grabs the toughest steak and tears into it!* NIKU!!!!
Hmm..? Momo, did you want something else..?
*Goes for some chicken herself.* M-more? Seriously?
*Jackie hands her a phone and she types something. She then shows it to Robin. "Hamburger"*
A hamburger...? Got it, there should be some buns in that box on the table.. I'll just go ahead and add some burgers here.. *Robin grabbed some patties and started to grill them...*
*She smiles and sits down.*
*Chews the meat like a starving animal*
*Easily finishing the pattie, Robin scooped it up and placed it between two buns before handing it to Momoko* Here, you can add what you wish to it. The rest of the ingredients is in the box.. *Returning to the grill, Robin kept cooking..*
*She picks it up and bites into it.*
Daddy! Here! *Holds a fork of Steak to his face*
Hmm..? Thanks Kotori but mind cutting it to a small chunk..? I can't eat it whole.. *Robin chuckled.*
I'll take a blazing knuckle sandwich. *Laharl then holds out a fist and ignites it (magically?)*
Sure. *Grabbing Laharl by his shoulder, Robin set fire to his fist before punching Laharl in the face, sending him away from the backyard* Feh, I have no need for fights in this BBQ.
Foofy! *Cuts the steak smaller and shoves it in his face* Eat!
My fist was already on fire. And, who said anything about a fight? All I wanted was for you to put two pieces of bread and some mayonaise on my hand.
If you consider the context, a knuckle sandwich is a punch. Henceforth, I was not mistaken in assuming you wanted a punch to the face. Now, considering the related context to a punch, it was only right for me to assume you wanted to fight. *Sighing, Robin slapped his hand with two pieces of bread and squeezed some mayonnaise in his fist before slamming Laharl's knuckle sandwich into Laharl's own face* Enjoy..
*Keeps shoving the meat at Robins face* Daddy! Eat!
*Laharl consumes his fist whole. Blood, tissue and other stuff starts pouring out of his hand. Laharl takes a nap near a tree.*
*Robin turned to Kotori, sighing before taking a small bite out of the meat. Munching on it thoroughly, Robin gave her a grin* Thanks darling..
Eheheh!!!! *Giggles uncontrollably, then holds another piece to him*
Is this Fire Emblem Awakening
OOC: No, what gave you the idea? My name?
No, sorry, That's five games down the block from here.
Damn my mistake Got any grapes
*Robin pointed to the neighboring field* There is a store down there that sells it.
*Pushes Steak at his face* Daaaddyyyy!!
Alright, Alright! I'll eat more.. *Robin leant over and took a bite out of the steak.. Munching on it, Robin turned to Kotori* ..mmm...thanks again Kotori
Instructions weren't clear I destroyed a lemonade stand
*Robin clasps his hand in a slow, drawn out fashion as he gave a deadpan* ....Nice....