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TheSkeleBros
Grillbys
*A new cafe/bar/resteraunt has opened up in shibuya! It's grillbys, a famous monster hang out. They have, however, began letting humans in.*
Laharl
Humans suck. If one single human even thinks to look at me the wrong way i'm offing them in a heartbeat.
TheSkeleBros
S: didn't you say you were part human, kiddo?
Laharl
Yeah, good thing my mom's dead. She was human, so she sucked.
TheSkeleBros
S: whatever, i don't really care. you can hang around here, if ya want to.
Laharl
Can I conquer this place?
TheSkeleBros
S: ......its a cafe. or bar. or restraunt. can't really tell.
Laharl
I'm gonna conquer it. *Laharl puts a flag with a chibi drawing of his head on a nearby table*
TheSkeleBros
S: congrats, you conquered a table.
RubyOfRoses
*enters in a burst of rose petals, looking around* Huh, so this is that popular monster hangout, huh? *looks at Laharl's flag* ...nice flag.
TheSkeleBros
*sans waves at ruby*
RubyOfRoses
*smiles and waves back at Sans* Hello!
Kenny_Omega
Why can I only get one order and not two and why is the only beverage ketchup
TheSkeleBros
S: cuz every other drink doesn't have grease in it.
TheSkeleBros
*sans remembers ruby from somewhere* S: hey, aren't you the yangaroos lil sis?
RubyOfRoses
Huh? Oh, you know my big sis Yang?
TheSkeleBros
S: yep. i'd say us too are as good pails as those on the beach. *wink*
RubyOfRoses
*stares at Sans with a hollow look* .........
TheSkeleBros
S: what's wrong? don't think that im like a mushroom, a fungi? *wink*
RubyOfRoses
*stares* .................
TheSkeleBros
S:.....okay, now you're kinda creepin me out, kiddo.
RubyOfRoses
............just.........no........ *shakes her head in disapproval* No, no no... ....Nooo.....
TheSkeleBros
S: sheesh, kiddo. you remind me of paps. well this is what happens when ya meet me, ya getting a skeleton of puns. *wink*
RubyOfRoses
........ *instead of disapproval, she shakes her head in.... Disappointment* I pity your brother.....
TheSkeleBros
*suddenly, papyrus!* P: I PITY MYSELF TOO... NYEH.
RubyOfRoses
I know how you feel, buddy... Having to put up with ridiculous puns....
TheSkeleBros
P: EVEN MY FATHER MADE PUNS LIKE THOSE....
RubyOfRoses
....my dad's the same way. It's almost like our families are... parallel.
TheSkeleBros
P: YES, EXCEPT YOURE NOT A SKELETON. BUT DO NOT FRET HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL HELP YOU (AT LEAST TRY) TO BEAR TJESE TERRIBLE PUNS! NYEH HEH HEH!
boom
*enters and looks around*
RubyOfRoses
*giggles* Well thank you, O Great Papyrus! *a weird gadget falls from her waist* Oops.
TheSkeleBros
*sans waves at boom* P: HELLO HUMAN!
TheSkeleBros
*papyrus picks up the gadget* P: HERE YOU GO HUMAN!
boom
*waves once to Papyrus and goes to a table*
RubyOfRoses
*smiles at Papyrus before taking the gadget, inspecting it* Are you dented? No? Good, you're okay, baby girl....
TheSkeleBros
P: YOU SEEM TO CARE ALOT ABOUT THAT D GADGET. AS THE COOL KIDS SAY, "WHATS UP WITH IT?"
RubyOfRoses
*looks at Papyrus* This is my weapon, the Crescent Rose! *she transforms the Crescent Rose from compact form to scythe form* It's a fully-automatic high-impact sniper scythe!
boom
*takes out a picture puzzle, soon begin to try to put the puzzle together. boom here is trying to help his mind keep calm*
TheSkeleBros
P: THAT IS A VERY COOL WEAPON! I ONLY USE BONES, BUT I HAVE A SPECIAL MOVE THAT ONLY ME AND MY BROTHER KNOW!
RubyOfRoses
Neat! *she returns Crescent Rose to compact form* I have an ability only I know, and my sister has one she only knows. Yang can turn any pain inflicted on her into her own strength! But she gets really scary and her eyes go all red, like she's gonna kill someone.... *shudders* Not fun....
boom
*keeps trying to solve the puzzle*
TheSkeleBros
P: THAT IS INTERESTING. SANS TOLD ME HE HAD A SPECIAL MOVE, BUT IHAVE NEVER SEEN IT.
RubyOfRoses
Oh! Me on the other hand... *she fades away into rose petals, circling Papyrus before remanifesting next to him* I can turn into rose petals and go at really high speeds! It requires some concentration, though.
boom
*finishes* and i can punch really fucking hard... its not a power, im just strong
TheSkeleBros
P: INTERESTING! I HAVE..... MY BLUE ATTACK! *a small dummy appears* YOU SEE, YOU NEED TO STAY STILL, DO IT DOESNT HIT YOU. *a blue bone is sent at the dummy, going through it without giving it a scratch* BUT IF IT MOVES... *tge dummy starts moving when papyrus sends a blue bone at it, the bone knocks the dummy onto the floor*
boom
*new info gotten*
RubyOfRoses
Woah. Neat! *hugs Papyrus* You're very cool!! I like you a lot, hehe!
TheSkeleBros
*papyrus is surprised by the hug* P: WELL, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WAS TRYING TO BE POPULAR WITH HUMANS. I GUESS I ADD M STARTING TO GET USED TO IT, NYEH HEH HEH!
RubyOfRoses
*giggles* Probably! Oh, shoot.. I should get going... *lets go of Papyrus, pecking his cheekbone* See you, Papyrus! *leaves in a flurry of rose petals*
boom
hey papyrus, I want to challenge you to a dual. for you to win. just try to knock me down. for me to win I just need to touch you three time
TheSkeleBros
*papyrus is surprised by the peck* P: UMM, GOODBYE! S: looks like ya got a new friemd P: SHUT IT, SANS.
TheSkeleBros
P: HMMM, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! BUT NOT RIGHT NOW, SANS AND I SHOULD BE GETTING SOME REST. *picks up sans and walks out the door* GOODBYE HUMAN!
boom
ok then... *press a button and i teleport away*