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COME AND GET SOME CIRMIIIIIIILK
* a catchy and cheery [
] song grabs your attention as you walk down the street. curious you head to the sound of the music and there you find a small wooden counter with a fairy floating above it* Come and get your Cirmilk!!!!!!!!! It'll make your brains grow ⑨ times as big!!!!!!!!! Buy now and get nothing extra for free !!!!!!!!! EYE'M TEH SMORTEST!!!!!!!!!
"Milk? Why the eff not? I love milk!" A purple cat slides up to the counter. "How much for one, desu? ...great, doing it again..."
{A yellow bear in a red shirt walks down the street as a rumble bellows forth from him.} Oh hoho! Oh bother! I appear to have a rumbly in my tumbly! {The bear looks up as he hears the catchy tune and walks towards it.} Oh my, a place to get a smackeral of honey? Hoho! {The bear approaches the counter and speaks to the fairy.} Hello there Miss. May I get a smackeral of honey? This Cirmilk would be fine too! {The bear rubs his belly as it rumbles.}
awww what a cute kitty!!!! I love kitties! here, you can get two for free! but I don't like bears, so you pay triple! that's how business works!
"Yay!"Gleamstar takes them both and opens one. "Why is it just powder... oh right, that oddly addicting song said to put it in water."
Oh bother. {With a frown the bear digs through his pocket and pulls out a few cents, a button, and some lint.} Hmmm. How much exactly for a smackeral, my good fairy? {The bear looks up with a smile.}
wow! you're smart kitty! * she pets gleamstar *
it costs... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... oh!!! it costs ⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨ !!!! yeah that's it!
Gleamstar purrs, then her eyes flash rainbow and she conveniently gets out a bowl of water and puts the powder in.
Oh bother. How many pennies is 999999999999? You never said how much, just a number. {The bear strokes his chin with his right paw, his left holding the contents of his pocket.} Think, think, think...
* she looks at the bear with question marks in her eyes* what's a penny?
Once the milk is ready, she licks the liquid in the bowl. "I feel smarter already!"
*Lambo walks here... Dancing* Who am I? I'm Lambo. And who you are? You are Lambo!
{The bear brings his paw from his chin and grabs a small coin from his left paw.} It's currency. Money. Christopher Robin gave me some...but I might not have enough to deal with the rumblies im my tumblies. {Another groan comes from the bear's stomach.}
"You can have some of my milk if you want, strange bear. As a protagonist, it's my job to help everyone!" Gleamstar's eyes gleam.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You're confusing me you baka bear! Take this and go away! * she throws a pack of Cirmilk at the fucking bear of doom*
POWER OF LOVE! *Flonne then busts through the door and wraps her arms around Pooh's stomach and hugs him*
*sees Crino and laughs at her* I see a fat ice girl!
{He catches the can and smiles, leaving nine cents on the counter.} Thanks Miss Fairy! {The bear waddles over to Gleamstar and their bowl, a smile upon his face.} Ohoho! Thank you Mister....erm...Miss...oh bother...thank you my purple friend! {Pooh bear picks up the bowl and takes a large gulp. Wiping his mouth after the sip he looks off suddenly. His attention shifts to somewhere obscure as his beady eyes dilate further.} I can see forever. {With a sudden shake, he returns to his normal self.} Well that stopped the rumbly in my tumbly!
Oh bother. I've been caught! {Pooh struggles to find his attacker, but cannot seem to turn around due to his stoutness.}
Oh, sorry mister! I didn't mean you any harm, your fur just looked so soft and I wanted to hug you... *Flonne stands up with her back erect and holds her staff by her knees with both her arms straight out.* My name's Flonne!
OH !!!!!!!!! it's time!!!!!!!!! I have to go to my perfect class !!!! * she gtfo of this thread*
{Pooh dusts himself off and turns with a smile. Grabbing on of the girls hands, he shakes it.} Pleased to meet you Flonne. My name is Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short! Ohoho! {Pooh looks at his wrist as though there were a watch there, and quickly panics and runs...erm...waddles off quickly.} So sorry Flonne, I must meet with Rabbit for lunch! Byeeeee!
Okay! Bye Mr. Pooh!
*Lambo got mad and glares at flonne* Far Blondie girl!
(Fat*)
Eh? Oh, never mind that right now! I have to teach a seminar on love right now! *Flonne exits in a motorcycle*
*Lambo laughs* Lambo is the most awesome here! *he laughs* No one can stop lambo! *lambo leaves the place*
*Nana bursts in, Freezing the building with magic* HAPPY NINEBALL DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
*Burns down the building*
NO BURNING ALLOWED ON CIRNO DAY
*Burns Cirno*
STOP MAKING THREADS YOU RETARDED FAIRY
STOP MODING YOU RETARDED SNAKE!!! I'LL ⑨ YOU
stop being retarded tuhu niggnogg
*Burns Cirno*