*It was a cold September Saturday in Shibuya *ya* *ya* *yaaaaa....* and a smol neko girl was darting between various shops. Trying to look as inconspicuous as possible.... and failing. It's a Saturday, miss, why aren't you in school?*
[The earth cracks open and a man rises straight from the hole]
NO GAMES FOR THE SATURN?
[Segata surveys the group surrounding the Sega Saturn]
THIS IS UNFORGIVEABLE!
[Segata grips Migrant in his iron hands]
YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE!
[Segata lands from his trip to space with Sega merchandise]
YOU CANNOT DEFEND THE GUILTY FROM THEIR CRIMES!
[Segata choke slams MyNamaSans into the ground before judo flipping Migrant]
PLAY SEGA SATURN!