-Eric nods, smiling before headbutting his desk and breaking it in half. He falls to the ground in pain and then looks up.-
Remember kids in home, when you turn into an anime trope, you've reached minimum IQ.
-Eric and his audience clap once more as he makes his way to the microphone close to the camera.-
One day I said to myself "Do it", and I did. Then I realized I was being a retard. And by drinking more juice, I cured my own retardation.