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The Eric Andre Show Episode 1
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Eric Andre show! -The host runs around the set destroying the different cafes with kicks and punches, creating explotions all around. He then decides to puke on the memes, which makes him rocket back and hit his desk. The entire set is slowly falling apart as random thugs get in to trash it, all male. They all make out afterwards. Eric Andre then stands up and the thugs leave. He sits on his chair and the set is fixed in the blink of an eye.- ... -Eric gives the camera an empty look before drinking from his coffee. Visions of past memery flash before his very eyes.- Gay. -Eric Andre claps and the audience does too.-
I think we've reached minimum IQ.
-Eric nods, smiling before headbutting his desk and breaking it in half. He falls to the ground in pain and then looks up.- Remember kids in home, when you turn into an anime trope, you've reached minimum IQ. -Eric and his audience clap once more as he makes his way to the microphone close to the camera.- One day I said to myself "Do it", and I did. Then I realized I was being a retard. And by drinking more juice, I cured my own retardation.
*a loud screaming noise is heard*
Did somebody say my name? I thought I heard PGay?