bombs nintendo and xbox #allhailsony!

*is bombed ded*

*is bombed ded even though he was bullied into joining console war by Xbox*

{Cloud runs into the stands wearing full Sony attire. He'd take out a Sony foam finger and wave it around.* You got this Sony!!

*Sony thanks Rick ross for the beautiful music he's providing in the arena while with anger in his eyes waits for Xbox and nintendo to show up*

*A young girl in white crashes down from the sky, sporting a large mechanical axe in her hands. She glares angrily at Sony, and readies her axe.* You... how dare you disgrace this match, you bastard! How much of a lowlife are you!? I should just cut you down where you stand!

"It seems like you weakling can't even withstand a bomb, as long as no one tries to face me it seems like i won." * Sony is in the middle of the arena as the whole crowd cheers for him*

what the fuck

Sega walks in, "Hey guys! What's going on?" he questioned stupidly.

Sega stares at the remnants of Xbox and Nintendo. "Did you guys miss me? I'm sure you did. Hey, where's Xbox and Nintendo? I'm sure they're super successful by now. I mean I've released a few games with them...."

"Sega" Sony said "I shall thank you for the legacy you left behind but if you're here to fight just know that i will still reign supreme above all and i have something very important to say if you're even planning to try" Sony looks at sega hoping not to see a sonic pop up.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. There doesn't need to be a console war. Just join the PC Master Race.

*Neptune comes in, breaking the 4th wall* Isn't that the wrong console wars? I mean in the first game Little me had an amnesia because of the Other CPUs and plot.

"Fight?? Why would we fight I wanted to discuss Sonic Forces with you!! I can't wait! It's going to be great." he replied ecstatically. "In fact, I have more DLC ideas relating to the Persona 5 one! It seems super popular!" He paused. .. .. "Wait, you said 'fight,' where's Xbox and Nintendo.." he sweat nervously.

this isnt the time neptune sit in the crowd and watch sony trash sega

Notto Disu Shitto Agen

Sega.... [The good doctor would walk into the stands.] ...fuck him up.

Pretty sure this is like, a representation of our conflicts in a simplified form, Neptune. Definitely not the other way around... *Blanc picks up the remnants of Nintendo and tries to put them back together with a little duct tape, super glue, and plenty of Super Mario Odyssey. Results may not occur until October 27th.*

*Waves to Sega* Hi uncle Sega! i heard you took care of compa in the 90's(talking about compile, who made Puyo Puyo) until she grown up and made her own games, oh and i heard you made with her our game with Iffy as the main character too, with your new character, segami(Neptunia vs Sega high school girls).... I wish if i was in this game too, it is just uzume in this game.... *sighs*

Nintendo is slowly put back together and a glisten of light appears to his eye. "Wh..y.... doe..s Xbo..x.. try... to... te..a..r. us apart....," he wheezed.

"you're stepping into an arena of all places, that's why i thought you wanted a conflict, if you want to talk about our collaboration we could do so in my office later" Sony waits for a worthly opponent, while getting shovered in the crowds cheers

nintendo get out we need more trap link games

When do I get my own spin off

*Blanc walks up towards Sony, once again readying her axe.* You're so full of yourself... you piss me off! I might not be as strong as I once was, but like hell would I pass up being able to beat your face into the dirt!

"Oh! Is THAT was this is." He looks around and notices Nintendo being put back together from the explosion that destroyed the original fight. "Did you do that to Nintendo?! ... Then Xbox!" He saw pieces of Xbox and ran over to him and shoved all the piece into a pile then proceeded to pour Elmer's child glue on top of him giving him the white of his console back. "Please wake up. Sony looks scary and I wish Sonic was here!"

Hiyah! *Neptune attacks both sony and blanc with her dual swords* Sorry Blanc, i have to fight you just for uncle sega!

bombs sega, cpu white heart and neptune #allhailsony! when will you get it?

*Blanc spins her axe to block Neptune's strike, before jumping and slicing the bombs thrown at her in half.* Damn it Neptune, I'm as much a part of Sega as you are, so stop fighting me! Sony's our common enemy, so why can't we just do this together!?

"Hhhm?" Sony looks at Sega trying to wake xbox up "oh, you're not doing that are you? Should i remind you why you're not a console anymore?" " Once upon a time there was a game called final fantasy 7, sega did not want it because the previous 6 didn't sold well, at that time my ancestor decided to take it on playstation 1 and that made you, Sega, drown not able to withstand the blow and made me raise to the top!" * Sony makes a evil laugh and waits for the end of his opponents*

Sega! You can do this! You might not be a console anymore but your games are everywhere! You can win! We believe in Sega, because it does what Nintendon't!

Hold on a moment... *Neptune cheeks out the Log if she missed anything, in other words broke the 4th wall again* wait... i don't know which side your are now on, are you from Sega side, or the Nintendo side?

Sega flinches as the bomb goes off and hurts him extremely. "That's not fair! Just because my console wasn't the greatest...!" He exasperated. "I.... I .. won't let you win this..!" He had covered his body over Xbox's so it wasn't affected more by the blast. Then slouched over breathing heavily.

Er... both, I guess? I'm kind of a neutral party between those 2. Created by one and made to represent the other. But that doesn't matter! It only matters to me what you do! Either help me, back off, or be ready to face my power as a CPU!

If that's so you wanted, then i guess i have no choice but fighting together against sony then, But first, can we decide which soundtrack we should play against this boss fight now?

"No touching the consoles!" A mob of playstations would make a shield for Sony not letting anyone pass " What do you have to say for yourself Sega? What happened with sonic team back in 2006? Or that time you had someone make for that excuse of a "console" the wii u was that sonic game that sucked even more?"

Xbox being held together by children's glue touches Sega's shoulder. "You've done well, get some rest..." He looks up at Sony. "Well, I see you got my note... the bomb was a bit... overly done." Xbox states as he cracks his knuckles after rising to his feet first.

Oh no, we should do something before Sony fallen down, Oh yeah! *neptune cheeks her spacemen book and gets sonic mania there, neptune gives sonic mania to sega* uncle sega! don't lost hopes, sonic mania was a good game, and sonic forces will be the greatest of all of the time in sega history!

OOC: before sega fallen down***

How come only two of my four godly wifeys are here

Sega happy by the fact Xbox rose back up into the fray, he exerted the rest of his strength into replying with "Eff you Sony" as he passed out.

OOC: but i gave you sonic mania, which it will revive sega.

Tch, not that it matters to me! Pick whatever music you like, I won't be hearing that crap when I'm focused on fighting. *Blanc spins her axe, before jumping with it the crashing it down onto the wall of Playstations, trying to break it down.* Shut the hell up, you self-righteous bastard! No one gives a crap about what you think! OOC: Fitting music. If only Noire was here...

Sony ontop of his playsation mob/shied begins to shout at everyone present "AHEM, can i have your attention please? I have to ask you something, remember when persona was an xbox esclusive? Because i don't" Sony smirks at his sucessfull verbal attack.

I summon thee pudding! *neptune points her sword to the sky as a giant pudding appeared to fall into Sony which made a damage*

BOMBS THE PUDDING LEAVE SONY ALONEE

Xbox proceeds to chuck a Mountain Dew bottle straight at Sony's face. "Yeah well, nobody cares about that Personer game anyways! It's all about Halo and Dead Rising!" he exclaimed at Sony.

*The puddings deals 0,1 damages* " How dare you try to threaten me, i am power, i shall rise i am the best that there is!" 3 playstations 4 would fall from the sky and hit anyone that was attacking him

Blanc, i will deal with the bomb, try to focus on sony! *neptune goes to bomb and shoots the bomb*

Nintendo pretends to be unconscious so he doesn't have to join the fight.

The fuck does that even mean! That's not an insult, it's just a fact! Besides that, Persona was a somewhat niche franchise until just recently, so why pretend like you had something you didn't! Speaking of franchises, remember when Kingdom Hearts 3 was a big selling point for your console? *Blanc readies herself, before spinning at top speed towards Sony, aiming to topple the Playstation wall once more, and pushing away any Playstations thrown at her.*

bomb explodes in front of this one generic anime girl how dare you not side with sony?? sony has persona!! what does sega have? BAD SONIC SEQUELS.

*APPEARS* ........

*Imprints an image in Rick Ross' head.* You are cancer. Die.

*survives from the explode* Of course not! there is still yakuza 0, shenume series, which they will make shenume 3 better without these anti-emotions, sonic mania had a good reviews and being the best sonic game, also sonic forces will be the good sonic sequel to Sega! *Neptune slashes the bomb*

RICK ROSS QUIT FUCKING SPAMMING BEFORE I LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE AN HOUR MAYBE LONGER IDFK

Honestly Rick-Ross, I question your intelligence. You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention. You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention. You try to pull our attention because it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through. Your low-quality posting also tells me that your intellectual thought process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my "non-existent" testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means. The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shitposting was. Come back to me later when both of your testicles drop, you have a few more years on you, and you experience the world outside of the basement you dwell in. Soon you will learn that mother's hotpocks (assuming you even know what the love of a mother even is) are not sufficient to survive on, and for the love of god, it's not called a fedora.

bomb cant die, cos bomb can just get rebuilt by the owner of the alt bombs again dont fight sony you'll die

Blanc you fucker! You beat me to it!

well, if bomb can't die, how about throw all of 'em away! *Neptune trows all bombs away from this area* i'll find all of it and find one before they even explode, and that's a nice idea Neptune!

*angerey reaper sounds so a lot of .......*

bomb rolls back to the arena im not gonna go anywhere until you submit to lord sony

OOC: can the mods ban this guy?

well, blanc is already dealing with him! *throws another bomb away*

OOC: Hazama is off right now, unfortunately, so I can't ask him right now. I dunno how to contact Hifumi or Mishima, and idfk where Joker went.

bombs generic anime girl

Rick Ross is important to this storyline. We ***NEED*** him. He's our BGM.

I'LL BAN YOU ON PMS OR SOMETHING SHAKES FIST

OOC: try contact for contact info

What even is Rick Ross ?

OOC: Yeah, lemme email Mishima at 2am to tell him about this guy spamming a shitty copypasta.

I mean I already messaged Mishima, probably asleep still though, rip.

OOC: fuck you too gay boy. I was just tellin you where to find it you smelly gay

This is why we need more than 2 active mods sometimes. :/

D-damn rick ross!!! I'll sue!!

OOC: JK ILY EDGERSON

"You would like that wouldn't you Sony! More money!"

OOC: Eh, I was close to guessing who it was actually. Only 1 person I know uses "smelly gay" and "edgerson".

OOC: haha! U think you'll find ne? Cash m3 ousidw how bow dat?

OOC: jace knows all haha smellies

OOC: where the hard R you pansy

Wow, they didn't even wait for another person to post this time They're doubling up now

Nice, a new record.

I WILL PREVENT YOU

How the fuck tho? Jokes aside how are they doing it that fast?!

Why?

inb4 this is mishima fucking with us

Once upon a time, this thread didn't make me want to kill myself. Guess I'll just cry and return to the corner for forgotten Hyperdimension Neptunia characters.

Don't worry Red, you're like my... uh... Fifth, maybe sixth favorite?

Ah yes, the Top 6. A place of prestige.

I like that one that says the thing a..."Nep" iirc

You ruined a fine console war

Is this an appropriate time to campaign Hibiki 4 Mod

Rick Ross is no longer important. Everyone just ignore this thread and stop posting. It'll get taken care of eventually.

I blame Hazama. Cause he isn't here to defend himself.

ooc: ok this is taken too far.

Yes it very much is Hibiki. Honestly at this point I think we need to have someone else, and I don't really see anyone else I'd rather have so go for it. Also you are a sad little person with no joy Rick Ross. I'm not really seeing the enjoyment in ruining the fun of others, but I'm not an utter asshole who's Joy has to come from making things worse. Still though, I'm forced to question if there's a person behind that screen or just a badly made bot gone haywire, actually nevermind. Your intelligence is on par with a haywire bot regardless.

Can we make that second part a new copypasta

Also you are a sad little person with no joy Rick Ross. I'm not really seeing the enjoyment in ruining the fun of others, but I'm not an utter asshole who's Joy has to come from making things worse. Still though, I'm forced to question if there's a person behind that screen or just a badly made bot gone haywire, actually nevermind. Your intelligence is on par with a haywire bot regardless.

Sure Hibi Also you are a sad little person with no joy Rick Ross. I'm not really seeing the enjoyment in ruining the fun of others, but I'm not an utter asshole who's Joy has to come from making things worse. Still though, I'm forced to question if there's a person behind that screen or just a badly made bot gone haywire, actually nevermind. Your intelligence is on par with a haywire bot regardless.

Also you are a sad little person with no joy Rick Ross. I'm not really seeing the enjoyment in ruining the fun of others, but I'm not an utter asshole who's Joy has to come from making things worse. Still though, I'm forced to question if there's a person behind that screen or just a badly made bot gone haywire, actually never mind. Your intelligence is on par with a haywire bot regardless.

Also you are a sad little person with no joy Rick Ross. I'm not really seeing the enjoyment in ruining the fun of others, but I'm not an utter asshole who's Joy has to come from making things worse. Still though, I'm forced to question if there's a person behind that screen or just a badly made bot gone haywire, actually never mind. Your intelligence is on par with a haywire bot regardless.