*Tim, Splat Tim enters the sheck while guzzling down his light blue paint* Sup, names Tim, Splat Tim. I, Tim, Splat Tim am here because I heard you make games. Well do I, Tim, Splat Tim have a game idea for you. I, Tim, splat Tim will gladly tell you of my Tim, Splat Tim's idea.

Wow hello Mr. Tim, Splat Time, who is introducing himself because our past interactions are non canon apparently. I am Kuroto Dan DEUS. Yes I make games, what is your idea President Tim, Splat Tim, I say, hoping we didn't retcon that.

*Eris walks into the old, abandoned building. Looking sorrowfully at the damaged pillars. Finally, she notices the other two's conversation, and decides to wait patiently outside the door*

*Tim, Splat tim nods* Well, Mr Kuroto Dan DEUS, while I, Tim, Splat Tim cannot say our last interaction was not cannon, I, Tim, Splat Tim can say I, Tim Splat Tim are bery formal in greeting great men such as yourself. Now then. My, Tim, Splat Tim's Idea is about me, Tim, Splat Tim on a heroic adventure to stop an evil villain from taking over the Nexus. Since I Tim, Splat Tim am the president, it only makes sense I, Tim, Splat Tim shall be the hero and save the day. My life meter can be filled with light blue paint, every time, I, Tim, Splat Tim am hit it goes down until the player re fills Light Blue paint-o-meter. We can go over more details as we go on, but that is the basic idea. All that needs to be done is me doing stuff, because I, Tim, Splat Tim does it!

boi what the fuck

*Tim Splat Tim shoots Genm with finger guns* Yes, that is the reaction I Tim, Splat Tim want the players to have. No one shall ever not be confused with the level of absurdity in this game!

....K. We'll make it, it sounds brilliant! Also if it does poorly it's still more money than I'm currently making