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I need help becoming king.
Help me become the king of Bel, I want to punch God in the face!
"Arf, arf!" >Koromaru seems ready to punch another god as well.
(The young man pulls back his hood, revealing runes on his face.) A god, hm? I've just the spell for that!
As long as it helps me be the tool for my slightly sinister cousin's grudge against the heavens.
Wait, which God again? Religion gets so confusing sometimes.
The one with all the angels who doesn't like demons. That guys a jerk! He trapped me inside a random city and made me miss dinner!
(The young man holds up his right hand, a wispy blue light swirling around it before it fades as the priestess speaks.) True. Last thing I need is to anger one of the Gatewatch. It isn't Heliod right?
"Grr..." >Making someone miss dinner? What a cruel god!
And making you miss dinner? How miserable! An existence such as that must be exiled!
*The priestess thinks for a moment, before bringing out a checklist and marking off names* Let's see, has angels, hates demons, takes off about half of them.... However, there's only one I know of petty enough to make you miss dinner. It's probably Zeus.
Does Zues have a bunch of weird glowing heads and enjoy calling people Abel for some reason?
(He brings his hand to his chin, lost in thought.) Zeus huh? Never been to a Plane with him...hmmm... (The eyes of the young man would flash blue as he attempts to pick at the minds of everyone present to learn about Zeus.)
"Woof?" >Koromaru scratches his ear.
Ah. So Zeus is similar to Keranos. They both like lightning.
Is Froggy in there?
Lightning? I just need to equip my drain electric skill then. You think Zues is weak to fire or ice? Maybe I should just use physical to be safe.
I'm afraid I've never heard of a God like that. Zeus is pretty much just a jerk, one of the few gods twin smite things because they're bored. Usually he likes to pick on dragons though. You must have done something.
(The young man stifles a laugh.) How does a child like yourself manage to anger a being of the heavens? I'm almost impressed!
Well I killed a few demons with Bel in their name and then randomly absorbed their very being. Now my cousin wants me to become the king of bel or something. Something about overthrowing God...I don't know, wasn't lostening. My cousins talks a lot and I only listen to him half the time.
"...Arf." >Koromaru shrugs and stamps his paw. Reflecting Phys is always good for him!
(The young man brings a hand to his face.) You...just fought and slayed a bunch of demons and thought there would be no reprecussions?
Nah, demons are just demons. Besides, they started it. One tried to steal my cool looking pin and the other was blocking a concert I wanted to see with his flames.
Zeus probably got jealous of how much fun you were having. He hates it when people take fights from him.
"Aroo!" >Koro seems happy to be meeting another monster-slayer.
(The young man lets his arm fall limp to his side and off his face.) Even still...well...I honestly can't judge. Kill whatever you choose.