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After 3 weeks of laziness, Desco's dungeon returns!
(This is a continuation of last time. Anyone is free to join as either a monster or a hero. Read this first thread to get an idea of how this works: https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=10424 ) *A black castle lies in the distance. A sign is laid in front the castle, albeit from this distance it's incomprehensible. The castle is guarded by a moat, however, the bridge is down for some reason.*
*A cute cat in a hard hat approaches the castle.* Could it be? A dungeon? That means... treasure awaits! *With a grin, he adjusts the glove on his right paw and ventures forth!*
*Upon approaching the dungeon, Rescue Cat can clearly see the door wide open and unguarded. There is a lobby area with a few receptionists. Besides that, the sign can now clearly be read "Welcome to Desco's dungeon! A grueling test of skill for both heroes and monsters alike!" A cryptic text in an unrecognizable language under those words roughly translate to "Monsters looking to apply, come in through the side entrance"*
Hm... I was never that good with weird words like this, but something smells like duel monsters thataway! *Rescue Cat nods to himself and runs up to the side entrance.*
*In the side of the castle, there is a strange door that the cat passes through. In the hall-like area, he is greeted by a receptionist prinny.* Prinny: Greetings, Dood. Here to fight heroes, dood?
Duel Heroes? I'm in! *Rescue Cat practically vibrates in excitement*
Prinny: Your funeral, dood. Just enter any of the portals and just wait for those delicious heroes to arrive! *There are several portals of varying colors. They have no labels, but from lwft to right, there is a dark blue, a lighter blue, a purple, a red and a gray one.* Prinny: These only teleport to the first four floors, dood. The higher the floor, the more hardcore the hero, dood. That one on the far right is currently deactivated, dood.
Ooh, pretty colors! *Rescue Cat runs into the lighter blue portal*
*The room that RescueCat appears in appears to be dark blue. Black Candles light up the walls. Bones and velvet carpeting docorate the floor. Portraits of 19th european century figures are hung up on the walls. In the far back of the room lies a staircase leading to a larger area, however, he is prevented by an almighty barrier from going up the stairs.*
Can't go up the stairs? Oh well! Might as well get ready for Heroes! *He hums as he runs out onto the carpet, stopping in the center to fiddle with his glove some more. The orange gem on the back gleams.*
OOC: Guess i'll have to make my own heroes, since none are showing up. *A man with spiky organge hair and a blue scarf punches the door that was wide open down and enters the dungeon.* I am BIG FIST! I will SLAY ALL WARRIORS! Prinny: Welcome to desco's dungeon, dood! Here, you may tes- *The Prinny gets punched by BIG FIST and explodes, the explosion being heard by Rescue Cat in the next room* -dood... BIG FIST: HARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *Big Fist punches through the next door and arrives in the same room as RescueCat* BIG FIST: I will DESTROY this dungeon!
But... if you destroy it, I can't duel those Elemental HEROes! X-Saber Airbellum! Constellar Leonis! *He blows his whistle, and the orange gem glows. Two cards appear and fuse in a flash of bright light. A blue-furred, three-headed wolf creature appears, with Rescue Cat on its back* Let's do this! ...Buuut I gotta end my turn now. LP (RC's strange amalgamation of mana and hp): 3700
Feel my wrath! *BIG FIST rushes towards Rescue Cat and punches the the three-headed wolf creature in its middle face.*
*Blue Sirius howls as its head is punched by BIG FIST. The blow does massive damage! Rescue Cat doesn't command it to attack, and instead summons a tiny rabbit. It has a knife for some reason.*
BIG FIST: RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BIG FIST then jabs the three-headed wolf creature with its left hand and combos this with an uppercut with his right*
*Blue Sirius is taken down!* LP: 2900 *Rescue Cat falls face-first onto the ground.* Ow... but Sirius isn't done with you yet! *A black mist escapes the monster as it shatters, flowing towards BIG FIST for a massive attack drop.* Now, defend thyself, Blade Rabbit! *The rabbit curls up defensively, chucking its knife at BIG FIST for a surprisingly large amount of damage. Heavy Phys at the very least.*
*The knife goes into BIG FIST's right big fist, causing him immense damage, although he shrugs this off* BIG FIST: FIEND! How dare you assault my fist! *BIG FIST attempts to throw his left big fist at the blade rabbit, albeit struggling to control it as it is not his dominant big fist.*
*Blade Rabbit is very weak, so it's destroyed in one blow. Thankfully for Rescue Cat, it was in defense mode, so he took no damage.* Let's try this! Obedience Schooled! *A green card appears, and three cards appear before fusing into a single machine* Ally of Justice Catastor! *Its silver body gleams in the firelight. It's weaker than Blue Sirius, but what's the catch...?* LP: 2650
BIG FIST: AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BIG FIST punches the new monster in the face*
*Catastor's metal is dented. It doesn't like this. (HP: 900/1200)* *As Rescue Cat summons another Leonis, Catastor stabs at BIG FIST with a golden claw. Normally just medium phys, but is Severe Phys should BIG FIST not specialize in the Dark element (among his elemental skills).*
*A person in blue walks buy as she noticed the sign* A dungeon? It's full of monsters and obstacles? It is perfect training for my keyblade powers! Lets go! *Enters through the heroes entrance*
ooc: Forgot summon cost. RC's LP is now 2350.
BIG FIST: AUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH! i am wounded! *BIG FIST dissipates* Annnnnnnd, one hero down!
*Inside the building, Ruka is greeted by a receptionist prinny* Greetings, hero, dood. Welcome to Master Desco's Dungeon, dood! Please sign this paper, dood. *The prinny hands Ruka a paper. It reads "Any heroes brave enough to challenge the allmighty Desco must adhere to these rules. 1. The hero cannot bring any items or armor into the dungeon. Leave everything with the prinny so you may pick it up upon exiting. 2. The hero may carry anything they find only for the duration of the dungeon. Upon exiting, all items, money and earned experience points will be returned to Desco. 3. Desco reserves the right to confiscate any items you do carry at anytime. Desco also reserves the right to evict you from the dungeon at anytime.
Woohoo! *All the monsters but Rescue Cat vanish.* That was fun. But this is a lot different than a normal duel... oh, I know! I can make it like an arr-pee-gee encounter! *He starts fiddling with his glove, changing settings on a holographic screen...*
What? Such a shame, I can't use my keyblade armor? What a shame! *Ruka leaves a small piece of shoulder armor with the prinny and ventures forward*
*Ruka enters the same room as Rescue Cat*
*A cat looks up at Ruka* Greetings, adventurer! My monsters shall take thee down! *He's really hamling this up...*
*sees a small cat on the floor* Oh my god, look at that cutie!
Wait what? I can't understand a thing you say
Have at thou... thee... whatever! *He blows his whistle, and a lion man with sharp claws and an armored humanoid appear.* X-Saber Airbellum! Constellar Leonis! Let's do this! *An orange aura surrounds both of them...*
What the hell! That cat might be rather more powerful than cute! *Ruka decides to go into a defensive stance, bracing heerself for any attack that might come*
*The warrior duo attack, Constellar from the right and X-Saber from the left.* *Rescue Cat's glove's gem dimly glows.*
*Ruka jumps up, causing the two to bump into each other* *She rushes at the cat, aiming for the gem and hitting it with full force*
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No attacking the duelist directly! *Rescue Cat jumps out of the way. The two warrior monsters snap out of their daze and rush towards their master.*
Wait wait wait, dualist? No attacking directly? This is a battle, of course I wilö try to attack you!
But that's against the rules of the game! *Constellar and X-Saber look at each other. They shrug and step in front of Rescue Cat*
But... I didn't read anything about a game or rules that prevent me from directly attacking you. Mam, that is realöy confusing right now...
But... doesn't everyone know how to duel? *Both Constellar and X-Saber sigh at their master's... naivety. They take fighting stances once more*
Hey, that's not polite! *Shoves these two monsters aside* God, what ruffians! Amyways, what exactly is a duel? Its the first time I heard if it.
*Rescue Cat waves his paws* You know... where you summon monsters to defeat your opponent! It's really simple if you know how to play! *The other two monsters are incredibly confused. Is this even a battle anymore...?*
Nope, never really heard of it. Can you explain the system?
*Blows up nearby wall and walks in with dual Thomson SMGs* WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! Seriously, what's going on?
Well you see... *As Rescue Cat launches into a very scatterbrained and confusing explanation, Constellar taps her shoulder and speaks.* "Should... should we just continue? We can probably get him to summon something to fight you with one on one."
Oof, my brain is souped right know. So all I gotta do is destroy one of your monsters and you lose life force? Why not fight for yourself instead?you can control yourself much better, and you are the only one tied to your life.
That's because I'm too weak! But oh well. I'll just summon one monster, and if you beat it, you win! A good one on one. *Rescue Cat nods, and the two other monsters glow and merge. Yet again, the three-headed blue canine appears, and Rescue Cat hops on its back.* Celestial Wolf Lord, Blue Sirius! Let's do this for real!
Lets go! *Ruka throws a stick from the floor, hoping that the wolf would want to fedge it, creating a distraction* CATCH!
*One of the heads lunges towards the bone, but the other two growl. Blue Sirius steps back as it whines at the stick*
This is it! *Ruka charges forward and lands a hit on the distracted head* Boo yah! *quickly gains distance*
*Blue Sirius snarls, and one of the other heads snaps at her*
*barely dodges amd retaliates with the keyblade* Hoot! Tjere goes the hair that I worked so hard on this morning! OoC: Gotta go now, I habe to sleep. I will be backnin arpund 15 hours.
ooc: Mkay, will... not be on then. Oh well, might as well leave since I gotta eat and stuff ic: *Rescue Cat looks at his gem.* Huh? This time already?! *He runs off... and Blue Sirius dashes after him*
Hey! Wait up, where are you going!? Throws the keyblade at the dog but missing it*