|Eiji, distracted by thoughts of home, and Ankh. Made a mistake in his writing. Should Eiji himself have knowledge of his mistake he would politely ask your forgiveness, and wish that his mistake wouldn't hinder others.|

*Bursts out of the hut* Hey! No so homeless now are you?

<Eiji stares in shock as his own place of residence has been breached without his knowledge> "I-it's not really a home... I think of it as a temporary place to live, until I can get out of this place."

*Gives him a briefcase filled with 10k yen* Take it or leave it.

<Eiji looks nervous and waves his hands dismissively> "I-I think that I won't need it... You did say everything was free after all! If money means so much to you that you carry a small amount like 10,000 yen in a briefcase, I don't think I should be the one to stand in the way of that desire."

Meh. *Takes briefcase back*

"D-did that sound too rude? S-sorry! I just think that... um... you should do what you want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone! Desires are good and all, but if you can't turn them into something helpful, it's better to move past them!" <Eiji scratches the back of his head>

I don't really care about manners since I run multiple illegal businesses for a living, one of which is assassinations, so no, that was the least rude thing I've heard today.

"Thank goodness! I don't want to seem to mean to anyon- just a sec! Did you say assassinations!?" <Eiji has a stark expression of concern>

Don't worry, only high top people request this stuff on things like rival criminal organizations, politicians, and important people. Not you. *Drinks whiskey* Personally, I'm not very good at assassinating people, so I run a business instead of doing it myself.

I walk up to the hut at the sound of assassinations and smile a perfect vampire toothed grin. I have come to give you all my cool emo stuff for your preppy place you nerd. I took the stuff onto the ground and start splashing blood across the front. You should be thanking me for my great deeds.

<Eiji stands by in horror as he witnesses what is happening to his beloved home> "No way..." <Eiji, fearing any more psychos coming to him, bolts away swiftly. He does so clutching his pocket>

*Pulls out a mop and cleans the front of the house* What the hell vampire lady? You just scared off a random homeless hobo.

I roll my eyes at this little furry rat and say that I was making the place look like twenty times better. Looks like a nerd can't appreciate my special blood paint or the cool shadow statues I brought with me. Of course i didn't carry these cuz i'm not some sort of slaver had my bff vamps bring it for me in his black convertibles.

OOC: When doing actions, put a * at the beginning and end. I don't like decoding words.

AUthor Note: Dun't ya tell me wut to do ya nerdy prep. My Ebondy is so kawaii desu ant hast no needs for your meanie preppy grammers.

OOC: Yes. K.

<Eiji appears around the corner, cautiously taking a step toward his original planned residence> "Huh...?" <Eiji notices that any damage inflicted earlier seems to be gone> "Thank you very much, God!" <Eiji kneels in prayer> "Well, I guess I should get back to work!" <Eiji gets a plank of wood and begins to paint on it>

*Jumps out of a paint bucket* Need some help?

"GAH!" <Eiji holds up his paint brush in self defense> "W-why are you following me!?"

Meh. I'm just either drunk or bored. *Puts on a painter outfit and hat* So, do you need help?

<Eiji seems to calm down a little> "I-I guess you could say that... I'm trying to neaten this place up, I feel like it's such a shame for an entire area to go unused! All the activity I've seen around here was some woman tending to a garden! I think I could help her in her dream by beginning to revitalize this place, but... you see... I'm not much of a planner for anything, so this is all just a guess!"

If you don't got a plan, then just paint it red or some casual color like that.

<Eiji gestures to his paint cans> "I actually have the colors all picked out though! I know what I want the place to look like, but that's about it!" <Eiji scratches his head in frustration>

<Eiji, considering his work for the day finished, sticks a sign outside the wall of his new home> "All done! Well, for now, I guess this is the hard part... How would Chiyoko-san handle this?" <Eiji finishes planting the sign out front, it reads:"International Cuisine Restaurant Cous Coussier!"> "All this running has made me tired, I'll take a rest before I continue on!" <Eiji goes inside Cous Coussier and sleeps in the room he has set aside for himself, next to a red sheet>