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OOC: New thread
(Anyone got the balls to make a jaune alt do it if you want but someone with actual knowledge of the character) ....
Iketwo: Original, Don't talk in third person please? Wanna go out with Winter? Iketwo:...Nope, she's... psycho
*An American flag is flying in the air*
Psycho?....
So Ikebu, time to make an Ikethree?
Hey look is the president of the USA.
*Valentine jumps out of the flag* Hello my citizens.
Takes too long to make a clone, and yeah she's a bit psycho
*Goes to slep under a bench*
*goes to sleep*
I'm the only sane person....*I sit down at a table sighing for a moment dispite being repsonsible for crushing half the park*
*Valentine turns to Pyrrha* Destruction of property will not be tolerated in my country.
*Summons ccappac apu again and the giant towers over Valentine* ......
Maybe she will give up, yeah maybe she found someone else earlier... i just hope
*He pulls out a giant American flag, and covers the ccappac apu with it, making it go to a different dimension*
I'm a freaking cop...And your afraid of a girl....
... or maybe i should just give in
*Wakes back up* NEVER GIVE IN! NEVER SURRENDER! *Sleeps again*
Listen....Do you even know what your trying to think right now...*I give a serious look to ikebu removing my sunglasses showing bright green eyes*
... *starts thinking*
Listen if you actually have a brain...Use it...
*He looks inside his American flag* And just like that, it's dead.
*thinks a bit harder*
Listen do you got a name..
*Another Ikebu steps out of the flag* Here you go, my citizen.
Yeah? Its Ikebu
(DO I HAVE TO GET HITLER BACK IN HERE?!?!)
*I look my eyes moving around memorizing all details notable about ikebu* You got issues... Right?
Yeah...
I had some issues.... But usually I prefer to not speak about it or just talk about it in private...
*The other Ikebu walks up to Ikebu*
*looks at the other Ikebu and nods* good luck
(You can take control of him)
(You fucker bring my Earthbound immortal back!)
Just if you want to talk I can hand you the address to the apartment I'm at...
Ikethree: Ok?
(No, it already went into contact with its alternate self, so it's dead)
Ok, thanks
(Damn it)
You're welcome my citizen.
(Bitch don't fuck with a card game) *I give ikebu the address to my apartment and it shows the apartment is in the area people with alot of money can afford to live at*
(I already did)
Wow...
Just head there if you need someone to talk to....
*smiles* Ok!
(Fuck with me again minato your going to the shadow realm)
(Fine) *He puts his giant flag on the ground, and an alter version of her stupid earthbound thingy comes out of it* I apologize for killing your card my citizen.
It's my father's....*I take back the card I hold dear to me smiling*
*stretches*
(Dun dun dun)
*walks through the park* Wow.....
*He throws a flag on Geno, making him go into it* No wooden people are allowed in my country.
*I put the card back into my deck and look around in the calm environment*
*is stuck in the flag* HEY! STAR SPIRITS SHOULD NOT BE TREATED LIKE THIS!
(You went into an alternate universe)
I look around
The only stars are the stars on our star spangled banner.
*drives by* I heard someone talk about America.
(Also ike if you want the apartment thing you need to PM)
*He looks at Bandit* Ah, a fellow American.
Yes. In America. *throws flags everywhere*
(He's Canadian I bet!)
(I know) *lays down on a bench*
Now with that out of the way, where are the corpse parts?
Ooc: the abridged series is great, am I right or am I right?
(Damn right it is!)
*runs around the park collecting R I N G S*
I need the corpse parts for the greater good of America! I will be back my citizens. *He goes through his American flag*
Bless you, fellow American. *salutes Valentine then drives away*
*looks around to see the park is empty*
*sits on a bench and drinks some water*
*Walks in the park* Hm.. Empty
yep... that is very true
*Notices Naho* Well, you are here.
*Sits under the tree, watching the sky*
yep... *sighs*
What's wrong?
nothing. im just bored
I can see that.
yeah...
Mhm. *Continues to watch the sky*
*you can see naby riding a nuke while shooting other nukes*
Heh,he is shooting.
*drinks some water*
*Sighs,continues to watch*
*gets out a phone and plays game*
*Shows up at the park and relaxes on a bank*
*Gets up,and walks around the park*
*Notices Ruka* Hi.
*closes her eyes only to fall asleep*
*She hears Hisato's voice and get*s nervous*
Hm. *Continues to walk around*
*puts a blanket over ruka*
*As her dreams begin to shape, the first thing she sees is Hisato's face, outside of the sleeping world her face turns red*
*chuckles*
*Sits down under tree,with a comic in his hands. Then notices Ruka's face* Um..
guess she is thinking about you
Good joke. *Chuckles*
yea... unless she is really thinking about you... should i wake her up
Just let her sleep.
ok... *begins to make a prank*
What are you doing?
nothing *chuckles*
*She suddenly screamed* I'M AWAKE, BOSS! *Shocking everyone and lets them think she's awake, only to see her then calmly returning to the prior sleeping pose*
Mhm. You're planning something...
I'm awake boss?
... *a pie fell on sanoba's face*
A pie...
Her face was kinda red. I wonder why..
*sighs and pours some water on ruka to wake her up*
*She suddenly burts into lightning strikes that cause her to scream in pain* WHO THREW WATER AT ME! *She twitches uncontrollably because the electricity flows through her body*
Hey,Ikebu
*Walks to Ruka* Are you alright?
*She is still twitching around* What does it look like!?
*gose to sanoba and just sits down*
Tell me how to stop it.
The water needs to dry! *Her body still twitches*
*Gives her a towel* Here.
Thanks! *She tries to dry herself with lots of effort*
*Sits next to Ruka* So? It worked?
*tilts head*
*Her body twitched less and less as the water dries* Yeah. I have a strange quirk... I cannot touch water, it's liquid electricity for me. I can only drink it.
I see,red face.
Red face? What do you mean?
Your face,it was red..
What? Am I ill?
No. You were nervous.
*thinks "looks like we found the, my hero academy OC"*
OoC: Why MHA?
IC: Bervous? Huh. Perhaps I've had a nightmare or something...
*leaves*
Nightmare. Yeah.
What ever... *She covers herself tightly with the blanket because she is still freezing from the water*
Alright then.
*thinks "dont ask... ok lets not break the fourth wall again until later..."*
The blanket isn't working *She is still shivering slightly*
Any ideas?
More blankets?
Hm. Let's try. Or i can warm you up. *Throws her more blankets while laughing*
*She laughs along* Haha, yeah. Thanks *She covers herself with all these blankets*
*Sighs,waiting* So?
You know *Her red is getting a bit red again* Maybe you warming me up isn't such a bd idea afterall
Maybe i can try it. *Gets closer*
*She blushes even more but begins to smile*
*naby drops 50 blakets over ruka and hisato*
It works.
*She giggles* Yeah, that's enough blankets
Then i stop.
*naby leaves* well then... that just happen... *sits next to the blankets to get warm*
Y-yeah. I gotta go now. See you later. *She walks off into the distance*
See you later. *Sits next to Naho* What's up?
im very warm... sanoba: i think shes broken...
Broken? What do you mean?
well she is not going to do anything for awhile
Mhm. Why is that?
I don't know... ok *sighs* now lets hope that someone else gets here
Yeah,too boring here.
*takes out a rifle and begins to work on it*
*Continues to read the comic*
*She enter Ruby's tent once again* It's just like yesterday. Is that what they call falling in love?
*Hears the voice* What's that?
*finishes and throws the rilfe into a portal before grabing naho and taking her into a tent*
*She gets tired again and sleeps in Ruby's bed*
Never mind. *Stays outside,reading.*
*A spider seems to be trying to burrow it's way out of the ground*
*sanoba comes out and helps the spider*
*The spider seems to be a lot bigger than normal. It continues to try and unearth itself*
*She gets very comfortable, eventually falling asleep*
*rolls my eyes and takes out a gravity gun to unearth for the spider to get out*
*The spider is unearthed. It turns out to be a massive spider with a big jaw attatched to it's underside. It then tries to impale Sanoba with one of it's legs*
Sanoba what are you doing?
*uses a chainsaw to cut the leg that was trying to impale me* me begin a dumbass unearth a evil spider.
*The spider fires web out of the mouth on it's underside at Sanoba. A voice can be heard from somewhere* Have any of you ever heard of Hisahide Matsunaga?
i have... *uses a portal to dodge*
I'm going to continue talking anyway. History will tell you that He died in a rebellion against Nobunaga Oda, blowing himself up with his teakettle when it failed. *The spider continues it's assault.*
so what. it does not matter at the moment and why are you attack anyway. when you could have made a youtube video about it
It got your attention, didn't it? Plus it's fitting. Hisahide Matsunaga. Spiders. It fits with what I'm talking about. *The Spider fires a Net at Sanoba*
A flash of silver fur darts behind a nearby tree. After a second, a house cat peeks out, watching the spider with icy eyes.
*takes out a flamethrower and burns the net* so your going to talk about hisahide matsunaga. ok then
As I said, he died historically. However, there are reports of the man in numerous places after his death, such as Honnoji, where Nobounaga was killed, Sekigahara, the place where Ieyasu crushed the western army and in Osaka Castle, where Yukimura Sanada was killed. *The spider tries stabbing Sanoba with it's leg again*
ok then *usesa a lightsaber to the cut leg*
The cat blinks. The story is interesting, sure, but is this leading up to something? It licks its fluffy chest.
*Ruka wakes up and leaves the tent* What is all that noise about?
He's not the only one. Same can be said about people like Lu Bu in China, Nobunaga Oda in Japan and Adolf Hitler in Germany. I belief that there is a certain phenomena that can transform a dying human into a demon. Hence the Juro-Gumo I sent after you. *The spider back into the tree the cat is hiding in from the pain of losing a leg, toppling the tree*
Just fighting, Ruka.
The cat lets out a "Mrrow!" and leaps out of the way. It dashes away from the spider and skids to a stop under a nearby bench. Its silver fur fluffs up. "Mrooow..." It arches its back and hisses.
*takes out an rpg and shoots a rocket at the spider* but you know that im not a human right?
Oh no! The poor cat! *Ignoring Hisato, Ruka rushes over to the cat and tries to console it*
This place is too noisy. *Enters Ruby's tent*
"Mrr..." The cat huffs and shakes itself to flatten its fur back down. It still keeps its distance from Ruka as it lashes its two tails.
*wakes up and looks around* ....oh yeah... I fell asleep here...
Well, it's not I'm deciding who it attacks. I was hoping it would attack a human so I could see this phenomena in person but it seems that this creature is too mindless for that. *As Raal is talking, the spider attacks the cat.*
*Leaves the park*
*sanoba uses his light saber to protect the cat from the spider* naho: *wakes up and leaves the tent to see the huge spider*
*Ruka tries to slowly gain the cat's trust and slowly pats it on it's back*
The cat hisses and jumps back, just barely avoiding the strike. Its fur seems to ripple as it lands. "Nyaaaa...."
I'm sorry! *Ruka searches her bag and finds raw tuna she bought from the store and offers it to the cat*
*A giant snake eprupts from the ground, eats the spider and disappears again* Seems like I have to make some modifications. This is why I hate organic tools. Too unpredictable.
... well that just happen sanoba: if you need someone to test on then test on naby. he loves to be tested on... i dont know why..
The cat looks at Ruka for a moment, then hops up onto the bench. It looks around for the source of the voice.
OoC: MASOCHISM ALERT!
Disgusting... *The source of Raal's voice vanishes*
What's the matter, cat?
(Did someone say masochism? I'm here!)
"Nya..." The cat lashes its two tails and hops off the bench, sniffing where the snake had appeared.
*naho sighs and watches the sky*
*Walks in* It's over?
*she waves at Hisato and shrugs, looking at her scroll*
Ok... *Sits down under the tree*
The cat shakes its head and pads away from the bench. It comes to a stop by Ruby and tries to see the scroll.
*sits next to Hisato* So, how have you been? *looks at the cat and tries to pet it*
*I'm sleeping in my tent again*
I'm okay. You?
"Mraa." The cat tries to move away, but soon accepts its fate of pets.
I've been fine. *she gently pets the cat with a smile before leaning into Hisato* I'm doing even better now that you're here...
That's really good to hear. *Smiles at Ruby*
*kisses Hisato's cheek and hums*
*I wake up* did someone say my name?
...
The cat purrs a little. However, once it notices Bona, its icy gaze is completely focused on him.
*Kisses Ruby then looks at everyone* How about some campfire?
*smiles at the cat*
*blushes and smiles* I'm up for a campfire!
The cat blinks, then wanders off towards the shade of another nearby tree.
Bona,what about you?
Sure! Plus, I brought marshmallows and other smores stuff!
*Kotaro and Zorua are standing in a tree, on a tree branch* So, this is the new place, hmm? I like it. Easier to ambush intruders.
Great! *Turns to Naho* And you?
*already has a campfire ready*
*kisses Hisato* Hehe~
*Sits down at the campfire,waiting for the others*
*sits down near the campfire*
*sits down at the campfire*
*sits down at the campfire next to Hisato*
*Hamuko wakes up* Huh? *Sigh* Damn, I really liked that dream about being the president...
Shall we start?
The two-tailed cat looks up, hearing the man's voice from up in the tree. "Meow?"
*pulls out some chocolate, marshmallows and gram crackers* Ready!
*she pulls out some skewers, smiling* Ready!
*Takes a marshmallow*
*is eatting a apple*
*Hamuko walks up to the campfire, and sits down on the ground*
So,got any stories to tell?
I have one...
Let's hear it then.
Actually, I lied, I don't have one...
*she pops a few marshmallow on some skewers, then starts roasting them*
I see.
i have story. its kinda dark...
A dark story, I wanna hear it...
well its about my life, anyways back before i came to the nexus or anything like that. i was in my home, my room had blood everywhere, it was my blood. my partents uses anything to cut and stab me where it would not kill me instantly. i had to patch myself up. only one person cared about me in those times. it was wolf, my brother. he wanted them to stop... they didn't and they would kill me if he told anyone about it
Wow, I'm already bored of the story...
....that is dark... *she blows on a roasted marshmallow before popping it in her mouth*
Yeah,but not that dark.
*rolls my eyes* well soon they send my brother to war. and they kept abusing me until one day. they died, back then i never knew who killed them but now i know it was wolf who killed them. anyways back on track. i ran away and taught myself some skills that i would use to this day. After some months i saw the sky go red and see people killing each other, making despair... *sighs* i did not like it... soon i met this girl. she help me, gave me a home. i met 4 others... ONE OF THEM I WOULD HATE FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE!!!
Huh? Which one? *is really interested in nahos backstory*
*Hitler walks from out of his bunker* Sorry to interrupt, but I've been getting grammar reports from an unknown person.
*she blows lightly on a marshmallow*
oh your going to know soon the five people i met, they might not know me in other universes but they were Kotoko, Masaru, Nagisa, Jataro and FUCKING MONACA... they were the warriors of hope. they killed adults since in all- but monaca -were abused in their lifes. kotoko was raped, masasru kept getting punish for the smallest things, nagisa was a living test subject not by his will, and jataro kept getting called bad things by his mother
*bits on a smore*
Ooc: OK I remember typing bites IDK what happened there
*Pathic walks up to the park, sighing.* "Okay, for some reason I'm being forced to do this." *He sighs again, glaring at Naho.* "For the love of fucking god, use captials when using I, other people's names, and at the start of your damn sentences. End your sentences with punctuation, use contractions correctly, and please add apostrophes when necessary. My owner can't fucking stand it anymore, he wants you to use at least somewhat correct grammar. So can you please do a simple thing and spell shit correctly?"
OOC: no.
*Hitler turns to Pathic* Finally, someone understands what I have to go through.
OOC: Not that it bothers me much, but it would be nice if you did. Attempt to use somewhat good grammar if your lazy ass can even do that shit.
OOC: look. this is a rp for fun and relaxing. i dont want to take my time to do caps or ,. all the time but yeah the grammar is something i need to work on thats is why i am using grammarly
*Suddenly, a voice booms from the sky* Who dares allow such heretics to walk this earth!?
OOC: oh my god.
*leaves*
*Ruka enters the park, only to see a shocking picture* So. He was just playing me... This is fine... The search will go on then.
OOC: R.I.P, We killed Corbin with the power of Grammar. IC: *Pathic sighs, giving up on convincing the boy behind the screen to use correct grammar.* "Better luck next time, I guess?" *He leaves the park.*
*sits down on a bench*
Well,campfire is over.
*Ruka searches a bench to sit down on and opens a bag of instant noodles*
Campfire?
Wait! I wanna do my backstory now!
Yes, campfire.
Go on then.
*she sneezes, some rose petals falling from her and into the fire* ...oops...
Aww...
Bless you.
*smiles at Hisato* Thanks, Hisa. *she leans into him*
Let's hear Bona's story.
*nods, looking at Bona expectantly* Let's hear it!
*An American flag appears out of nowhere and Valentine comes out of it* Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
Backstories are unimportant.
*looks at Bona*
What are you doing now, my citizens?
So, as you all know by now, I'm just a bunch of coding. Originally, I was just supposed to be one of those voice programs like on phones. But then, my creator wanted me to be more of an assistant, so he coded me a body. See, computers in my world ran on magic, allowing code to appear in the actual world as a physical thing. Well, somewhat physical. So he made my body. Then, he made me have feelings. Unfortunately, I glitched out and started disobeying commands before escaping the lab and running away. Eventually I found a weird portal and ended up in the nexus.
Telling stories.
*She takes a sip and listens from far*
Huh....that's interesting... *looks down, twiddling her thumbs* Well, I'm sure most of you already know my story, so I guess there's no point in me telling mine....
Oh, I have a story.
*Appears* It is I, your overlord!
*she's startled by Laharl's sudden appearance, but calms down* Oh. It's just the cool demon person.