The Phansite Zombie Apocalypse!

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Shadowgear

I'll just narrate shit. DAY ONE: The Apocalypse has begun! Golden_Yu has found a bag of explosives. Mona is running away Minato is running away Akechi-kun was killed by a Zombie Aincrad is running away Aishiomi is running away Bartz fights a Zombie, but retreats. I was pushed off a cliff by a Zombie in a knife fight Laharl is running away Gin is being strangled by a zombie's rope Corbin is running away Ikebu got a backpack and ran away END OF THE FIRST DAY: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361630552404525056/DAY_ONE.png

-Diego_Brando-

Woo, go Minato!

Gin

Death by Ghost Rider. Not the worst way to go...

Shadowgear

I mean we might be alive If there's no sign of us by day 2, though...

Aishiomi

RNGsus won't be nice. I'm sure of that.

Golden_Yu

Hehe! Btw, where did you find this site?

Shadowgear

DAY TWO: The Apocalypse is still going! Mona is practicing his archery Aishiomi spares a Zombie that wanted to die Corbin is doing... Whatever the hell with somes Zombies A Zombie has killed another Zombie Bartz has killed a Zombie Minato seems to have befriended a Zombie Ikebu has found a river Golden Yu is looking for firewood Laharl killed a Zombie Aincrad has found a river END OF THE SECOND DAY: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361633785994936330/DAY_TWO.png

Aincrad_Hazel

Ooooo imma go fishing

Gin

Team 1 died in the first day. I demand a rematch. Also, Corbin stop fucking zombies. Anyone seen the walking dead gamer poop?

Aishiomi

I'm just loving the fact you put blue lines to show that Ikebu and Aincrad are near rivers. "Amsuing." Amusing. In reality I would probably not spare a zombie and end its misery because, fuck it.

FemBFMF04

Apparently I'm becoming Katniss

-Diego_Brando-

My boy Minato befriended one.

FemBFMF04

Corbin noooooooooo

Shadowgear

DAY THREE: The Apocalypse is still going! Corbin can be heard screaming in the distance Mona talks with Zombies Aincrad talks with a Zombie Laharl gets an explosive from unknown sources Ikebu starts a fire Aishiomi gets water from unknown sources Bartz gets an explosive from unknown sources Golden Yu climbs in a tree Minato talks to a Zombie END OF THE THIRD DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361638482843533312/DAY_THREE.png

-Diego_Brando-

Uhh, why's Minato talking to a zombie?

Ikebu_Kuro

Inb4 its a good ol meteor from Laharl

Gin

Corbin may be dead. Shouldn't have been playing with zombies.

Shadowgear

Hell if I know, Diego

FemBFMF04

Oh hey zombie sup

Aincrad_Hazel

This is a nice conversation Mr. Zombie. Shall we continue it later?

-Agent_Indiana-

Put bets on who dies?!

Malintent_Covet

Corbin. Bona.

FemBFMF04

Corbin is probably screaming cuz of what happened yesterday

-Agent_Indiana-

Laharl and possibly bona

Aishiomi

Is it coconut water?

FemBFMF04

wHY IS NO ONE ROOTING FOR ME

-Agent_Indiana-

Because I have standards

Gin

Team 3, 4, Laharl and Golden Yu.

Malintent_Covet

Agreed.

Shadowgear

DAY FOUR: The apocalypse is still around you guyyyys Aishiomi dies, but takes a Zombie along with her Corbin tries to sleep the day away (What the hell happened?) Minato discovers a cave Golden Yu and Aincrad hunt people alongside 2 Zombies Mona, Bartz and 3 Zombies hunt people Laharl steals from Ikebu END OF THE FOURTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361640254282792960/DAY_FOUR.png

Aincrad_Hazel

Unknown who dies next. Find out next time on PHAPOCALYPSE! Same PhanTime Same PhanSite!

Malintent_Covet

Best transitioning. Still think Team 3 is gonna lose.

-Diego_Brando-

Minato discovers cave, which turns into the Caffeine Cave 3.5

-Agent_Indiana-

I'm putting dibs on the bootleg church dying

-Diego_Brando-

Ooc: A cave*

Malintent_Covet

Yeah, both the Church of Favoritism, and that other Church I don't feel like mentioning are both better.

Shadowgear

Wait shit I forgot to edit Aishiomi

Malintent_Covet

Ooc: *Caffine Cave 3.5. Remember that's how you typed it.

-Agent_Indiana-

Not that church! From red vs blue @Malintent_Covet

Shadowgear

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361641327345008640/DAY_FOUR.png There, fixed it

Ikebu_Kuro

What a way to go out

Aishiomi

Looks like I died, and I always drag someone with me. Hoora, this is a fun day. {Ai shoots himself, yet he should be already dead.}

Laharl

If you ask me, my partners should die next. They only drag down my excellence.

Shadowgear

DAY FIVE: You know the drill. Mona talks with Zombies. Minato is being pals with a Zombie Golden Yu receives Water from Unknown sources. Bartz receives Medical supplies from Unknown sources. Aincrad tries to sing himself to sleep. Corbin can't start a fire. Laharl sees a fire, but stays hidden. END OF THE FIFTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361642549259272192/DAY_FIVE.png

Shadowgear

Can I just mention Corbin is having the worst week of his life right now? Poor guy.

-Diego_Brando-

Minato's having a good week.

Gin

After the tragic unseen event in day 3, he's never been the same.

Laharl

Is the unknown source a river? Also, is the fire from my hand?

FemBFMF04

Corbin I feel bad for you bro. And I doubt I'll die from talking to a zombie. We've become good friends, right Steve?

Shadowgear

Team 1, on the other hand? They had one shitty day. And that's it.

Aincrad_Hazel

Hahahaha

Gin

Again, death by Ghost Rider. I just imagine i'm the zombie Minato made friends with.

Fourth_Wall

I'd like to point out the implications of the crooked side of the note

corbin

... wow

Fourth_Wall

Yeah, Corbin kind of has it rough...

Shadowgear

DAY SIX: So who's up for Poker? Mona scares a Zombie. Minato is killed by a trap. Aincrad kills Corbin after having convinced him to spare him. Golden Yu is spared by a Zombie. Laharl receives an Explosive from Uknown sources. Bartz picks up berries and is pricked by thorns. Ikebu searches for Firewood. END OF THE SIXTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361644809808510987/DAY_SIX.png Mona, how the hell did you scare a ZOMBIE?!

Malintent_Covet

Finally.

-Diego_Brando-

NOOO, MINATO!!!

Aincrad_Hazel

Only one can survive...

corbin

1: what i was doing to the zombie was trying to make a cure by using a zombie 2: i saw a female zombie giving birth to a baby zombie 3: i could not sleep becuse of that 4: i hate rain

Fourth_Wall

Nice touch with the red eyes, also unfortunate timing

Shadowgear

Also, gee willickers Aincrad, couldn't you let the poor guy live?!

corbin

and now i am dead. fuck you!

FemBFMF04

Wow. This is going surprisingly well for me. Also Corbin that was just not your week

Gin

Corbin's worst week ever.

Malintent_Covet

Also, the reason why Mona scared a zombie was because of his blue string of (spray string.) code, also the fact that other then being Mecha Pinnochio, he's bland and too nice.

corbin

corbin: the person who could not have a break during the zombie outbreak

Aincrad_Hazel

Never! It's survival of the shittiest!

-Diego_Brando-

This is why traps are gay.

Ikebu_Kuro

All my friends are dead (x2) They got kicked in the head All my friends are dead Laharl got 2 explosives... 2 meteors can't be good And Corbin succumbs to the despair

Malintent_Covet

Corbin: The reason why he died because even life hates you.

corbin

aincrad... why did you kill me... why

Aincrad_Hazel

Because... It was fun seeing your brains spill out of your skull

FemBFMF04

Ibeku You made the joke He made the joke gaiz

corbin

your no good then the... zombies *DIES*

Laharl

Things are looking good for team 2. Is this the part where we betray each other?

Aincrad_Hazel

Your right. I'm better. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FemBFMF04

Oh no

corbin

team noobs = corbin

Shadowgear

DAY SEVEN: The Apocalypse is ending, I think? Bartz made it to the chopper Laharl made it to the chopper Golden Yu was crushed by wolf carcasses Aincrad is eaten by wolves Ikebu made it to the chopper Mona made it to the chopper WE OUTTA HERE BOIS Body count: TEAM 1: 3 outta 3, it's a fucking failure! TEAM 2: Aincrad killed Corbin and that's it for Team 2. TEAM 3: Bartz killed one. TEAM 4: Ikebu killed one, Aishiomi went down killing one too. Total dead Zombies: 15/24 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353616039784742912/361646604383420418/END.png The winner is Team 3, for having the most membes alive in the chopper.

FemBFMF04

Yay I'm alive. AND IM THE ONE IN CONTROL NOW *moogaloo strike beck*

Gin

Can we have a rematch so I can survive past day 1?

Ikebu_Kuro

And now let the flashbacks begin

corbin

*is a ghost and is crying* go. go live my friends... live to the very end, do not forget about me... also fuck you aincard

Aincrad_Hazel

Fuck

Shadowgear

Some other day, Gin. Some other day.

-Diego_Brando-

GO IKEBU!!

Ikebu_Kuro

Rip Aincrad. May you and your hat rest in peace

Laharl

*Drops both meteors on the chopper* Haha, I can fly, retards. *Sticks his middle finger up at those who will soon plumet to the ground* *Flies away*

Fourth_Wall

How does one get crushed by wolf carcasses at random?

-Diego_Brando-

I mean, oh the game ended

Ikebu_Kuro

I knew he would drop the meteors *claps*

corbin

wait reamber when i said team noobs/team 3 would win and guess what... we won!

FemBFMF04

Also I win. Yay. IM STILL THE ONE IN CONTROL, THOUGH *meg str bak*

Aincrad_Hazel

-cries a little for my teammates- they were useless to me. -sniffles- -cries a new ocean for my hat- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ikebu_Kuro

My heart will go on~

Laharl

*The plane plumbets to the ground and everyone else dies* HA! I WIN!

Shadowgear

Aaaaaand the Chopper crashed. No, I wasn't an idiot who didn't pay attention. That's you. DAY 8 Bartz and Mona sleep with Zombies in a platonic way you pervert Laharl is unable to start a fire Ikebu has no idea where the f*ck he is END OF THE EIGHTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361648516407230465/DAY_EIGHT.png

Ikebu_Kuro

DAMN IT NOW IM GONNA DIE

FemBFMF04

Oh no

-junko_enoshima-

wow. corbin met a despairful fate.

Laharl

I like how the smoke just extends to my portrait.

Fourth_Wall

oh no

Aincrad_Hazel

-lays the tattered remains of my hat underneath an angel statue- you... You were the only fashion accessory a man could ever need... And I know we never really got along some times, I mean who wears a hat while swimming, but you were always there... Whenever I was alone and sad, wearing you cheered me up... And it doesn't matter if you were only 20$ at a thrift store! You were family...

Gin

Like Corbin before him, Bona is fucking zombies. But that's not a secret. They all are.

FemBFMF04

ITS PLUTONIC BAKA

-Diego_Brando-

Don't die Ikebu.

-junko_enoshima-

PS i made the zombies

Ikebu_Kuro

I wont [Ikebu fucking dies] Its always sunny in an apocalypse

FemBFMF04

oh no OH YES *m s b*

Shadowgear

DAY NINE Laharl chases Bartz Ikebu tries to spear Fish with a trident Mona made a Slingshot END OF THE NINTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361650193730633729/DAY_NINE.png

Gin

Ikebu is expert Fisherman. At least he has that going for him.

corbin

hey after this. want to do another game

-Diego_Brando-

Where the fuck did you get a trident Ikebu?

Aincrad_Hazel

No one knows...

Ikebu_Kuro

Everyday... i hear Aishiomi laughing maniacly as he died with a zombie... [Edge rank up]

FemBFMF04

Still not dead. Yay.

corbin

... why is this my life

Shadowgear

Wait, Aishiomi was a guy? Anyway: DAY TEN Bartz is stung by hornets to death A Zombie heals Laharl's wounds (don't ask) Ikebu and Mona hold hands. Before either of you asks, I made you both males, yes. END OF THE TENTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361651385579864064/DAY_TEN.png

Aincrad_Hazel

The haunting cries as Aincrad loses his hat haunts everyone. [Sadness rank up]

corbin

bona and ikebu are gay XD

-Diego_Brando-

Ikebona is confirmed.

Fourth_Wall

Beautiful

Ikebu_Kuro

Red eyes, i cant trust you

corbin

hes hypnotize you

FemBFMF04

Oh gosh hecc no HAHA I MADE YOU DO THIS *

Gin

Laharl is drunk.

Fourth_Wall

Yet another reminder that I never played the original Earthbound...

Shadowgear

DAY ELEVEN Mona spares a Zombie Laharl receives water from an Unknown source Ikebu receives a Hatchet from an Unknown source END OF THE ELEVENTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361652445090414613/DAY_ELEVEN.png

corbin

wait are people watching this?!?!

-Agent_Indiana-

Yes I am

corbin

are you the person who gave the water or the hatchet?

-Agent_Indiana-

Maybe

corbin

that does not answer my question at all

-Agent_Indiana-

It's not supposed to

FemBFMF04

Boop.

Gin

I'd make a joke about a certain new game that may or may not have DR as it's initials but I don't want to spoil it.

Shadowgear

DAY TWELVE Laharl sleeps with a Zombie. For warmth. Ikebu bashes a Zombie's head in with a Mace. Mona kills a Zombie using a trap. END OF THE TWELTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361653397935620099/DAY_TWELVE.png

-Diego_Brando-

Stop using traps to kill people.

Ikebu_Kuro

Zombies cant kill Demons, right?

FemBFMF04

I'm savage wow. Wait Hold up Junko made the zombies (post 108) I'm being friends with the zombies Red eyes Killing things Despair bona confirmed

Shadowgear

Have YOU tried?

corbin

did bona just eat a zombie? (the trap was bona's mouth)

-junko_enoshima-

(can you make a profile with despair bona. i would love to see that)

FemBFMF04

Help it's flipping despair Bona taking over I can't help it

Gin

Laharl is fucking zombies. But that's no secret. They all are.

-Agent_Indiana-

I swear if someone memes a Motorbike I'm out

-junko_enoshima-

let it take over you

-Agent_Indiana-

Nah I'm fine

-junko_enoshima-

i was talking to bona

-Agent_Indiana-

Whatever naho

Shadowgear

DAY THIRTEEN Laharl and his Zombie girlfriend look for resources. Mona tries to sleep the day away. Ikebu looks for a water source. Which he already found earlier. END OF THE THIRTEENTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361655039900647425/DAY_THIRTEEN.png

Gin

The next game for the forums is gonna be a danganronpa style killing game, isn't it?

DespairBona04

Did someone call me?

Pikadaboi

wot happened here

-junko_enoshima-

YES!

-Agent_Indiana-

Pika get your guns now I'm gonna grab my guns and fire away?

-junko_enoshima-

bona i think you need to add more black and red (and maybe white) to your clothes

-Agent_Indiana-

Nah naho won't work

Shadowgear

DAY FOURTEEN Laharl questions his sanity. (ABOUT TIME, YOU FREAK) Mona and Ikebu have a fight. Not a sitcom one. Ikebu is still spared. END OF THE FOURTEENTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361656344262082570/DAY_FOURTEEN.png

DespairBona04

This better

-Agent_Indiana-

YOU COPYCAT

DespairBona04

How tho How the hecc am I a copy cat?

-junko_enoshima-

how did he get breasts

DespairBona04

Just ignore it it's some weird glitch that hapoens

-junko_enoshima-

((it it's... what)) ok then <_<

DespairBona04

(yeah it's kinda random like some clothes in faceQ is like that for some reason)

-Agent_Indiana-

I wear red

Shadowgear

DAY FIFTEEN Ikebu blackmails a Zombie into killing either Laharl or Mona. The Zombie kills Laharl. Laharl's Zombie Girlfriend picks up some berries. END OF THE FIFTEENTH DAY https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361658058063216650/DAY_FIFTEEN.png

-Agent_Indiana-

And I kill demons!

Ikebu_Kuro

I still dont trust Bona, but wow i actually killed Laharl

-Diego_Brando-

Laharl finally dies.

DespairBona04

It's just me and you ibeku.... Hope you die slowly -u'

Fourth_Wall

Demon Lord goes down to a zombie. Maybe that's his weakness...

-junko_enoshima-

blackmailing a zombie... BLACKMAILING A ZOMBIE!?!?!

DespairBona04

Also this is relevant now *

Shadowgear

DAY SIXTEEN Mona kills Laharl's Zombie Girlfriend because she was making noises. Ikebu accidently touches spiny, lethal plant life. Another Zombie dies from Hunger. END OF THE SIXTEENTH DAY There is only one left standing. However... Is that person truly fit to rebuild the world? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267325051169275914/361659802964852746/DAY_SIXTEEN_MONA_VICTORY.png So... Congrats, Mona and Ikebu. You two survived the longest. Now I want this to have a TV Tropes page with funny things.

-Agent_Indiana-

Change that to something techno

Ikebu_Kuro

Good job Mona

-junko_enoshima-

yes... good, despair wins!

DespairBona04

Hahahah..... I'm victorious and your all idiots!

-Agent_Indiana-

CHANGE THAT SHIT TO A SONG I LIKE

corbin

team 3 wins...

BonafideMonafide04

Oh hey I'm not dead WOOOOOO

-Agent_Indiana-

YOU RVB AI FRAGMENT RIP OFF

DespairBona04

Also that zombie was annoying, so I killed her. Sorry not sorry.

corbin

well then...

Ikebu_Kuro

[In the afterlife] I am caboose the vehicle destroyer

Pikadaboi

OOC: I bet that RvB is gonna be the next meta thing.

Shadowgear

Why are we talking about Red Vs Blue I never even talked about Red Vs Blue I never even watched Red Vs Blue

Aishiomi

This was fucking amusing. And thanks Ikebu, I make sure you can hear my laughs until you die. Hehehe... HAHAHAHA...

corbin

can we have a game two?

Shadowgear

Bumping because Laharl is truly a tragic hero

corbin

Meanwhile with the person who had the worst week of his life

Gin

At least you lasted past Day 1, Corbin

corbin

true. but after that i had the worst week ever...

Shadowgear

Say that to Laharl. He was so desperate he got himself a Zombie Girlfriend.

DespairBona04

And then the girlfriend died. You're welcome.

Sam

So, when's round 2?

Shadowgear

Someday.

LaharlZombGirlfriend

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