Tim, Splat Tim's house of presidency

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Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim sits in a chair behind a desk drinking light blue paint out of a coffee mug* Ah, today was a good day, Tim, Splat Tim does it!

Zelda

Hi mister president As heroine of the Nexus I humbly request an increase in stocks and more lamp oil and ropes

DaPurrlice

*the chief of purrlice comes into Tim, Splat Tim's office* President Tim, Splat Tim sir! We've been keeping the streets safe! Also we found a bunch of yarn!

Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim gives a thumbs up to Zelda* Your request has been granted!

Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim salutes the cheif of purrlice* Thank you for your service! Also about that yarn, keep it for yourself!

Ohya

When do I take over?

DaPurrlice

Thank you mister president! *leaves, playing with said yarn*

Zelda

Thanks prez I'm gonna go beat up some reformists now

Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim turns to Ohya* You will be taking over in 4 more years! That is how this presidential system works!

Ohya

Four more years? Ugh, what a pain in the ass...