The legend of Hyrule CDI: Monsters

Lonk

Like everyday this was a paceful morning in the castle of Hyrule. Lonk and his shadow were there, Ganon was long gone ( he'll be back in later date like always) and everyone was a bit bored. This wasn't bound to last long as the wizard with the flying carpet would interrupt the peace. "Lonk this is insane! Monsters from Koridai are coming this way! You must eliminate them!" Lonk ran to the window only to see a large mob of monsters approaching, with all the courage he has he decides to fight to save the castle and maybe finally get a kiss from Zelda.

WAAAAAA

*waluigi runs over a bunch of monsters* LONK! WALUIGI WILL HELP YOU! GET IN THE WA MOBILE!

JOHN_FREEMAN

*john freeman jumps onto the car and extends his hand out to Lonk* Grab on!

Lonk

* Lonk takes JOHN hand and gets into the car* "How are we going to fight these monsters? Other than the car do you have any weapons?"

WAAAAAA

USE THE WA BEAM! *in the back of the WA mobile, there is I giant lazers cannon*

JOHN_FREEMAN

Of course, i am always prepared for a fierce battel. *he taks out wepon*

Lonk

"Okay i can't wait to bomb some dodongos!" * Lonk takes out some bombs and begins to bomb some of the monsters nearby, but being not as bright as he may seem he bombs one of the car's tires destroying it * "oh no" * he says looking at the damage he's done *

JOHN_FREEMAN

*john freeman shots at many monsters with wepon but sadly he ran out of bullets* Sorry freinds i can no longer be of assistance *he teleports away*

WAAAAAA

WALUIGI CAN HELP JUST SHOOT WITH THE WA CANNON

Lonk

"alright! Let's shoot these monsters so that i could eat a octorok!" * Lonk begins to shoot the nonsters with the WAAA cannon killing most of them *

Song

*Summons this guy and it kills the monsters*

WAAAAAA

*when the monsters are killed, they turn into more WALUIGIS who kill the other monsters* WA.

Shadow-Lonk

*Emerges from Lonk's Shadow* "Hey guys, I want to join too!" *Shoots arrows at monsters*

Lonk

"Sure shadow Lonk! You can help us too!" * Lonk keeps shooting monster but a dodongo doesn't seem to die, he gets off the car and takes out his sword ready to kill it *

Song

*Uses Justin Bieber songs to attack the monsters*

Shadow-Lonk

*Shoots bomb arrows at dodongo and keeps missing hitting other monsters instead*

Lonk

* keeps hitting the dodongo with the sword until it dies, then goes killing some monsters that spawned near the deceased dodongo but then, something begins to come closer flying... Oh no it's Ganon! *

Shadow-Lonk

"Look out, It's Ganon!" *he points to Ganon in the distance*

reperzell

[the dong god floats down from dong heaven] I SHALL EXPAND YOU'RE DONG LONK SO YA CAN DEAFEAT THE PIGGY DONG

reperzell

[expands the lonks trifource dong] NOW GO MY DONG CHILD