How to be a Basic Bitch - Phansite Archive

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Malintent_Covet

How to be a Basic Bitch

*Leblanc just opened up, gimme some of dem posts pls.*

Minato_Yuki

Lasagna

Malintent_Covet

Cayde 6.

Malintent_Covet

Also, How to be a Basic Bitch: Part Two *Umm, hello? Random ass park? K, thnx for dem posts, fuck off.*

Aishiomi

{Meaningless post in which the character sits down in a booth of the cafÃ© LeBlanc and says nothing, nor do anything else whilst inside the cafÃ©.}

Malintent_Covet

{Insert this wonderful post in which nobody notices and cares about because their too busy playing with themselves.}

Scarce

{Post where the character blows up leblanc, only to be ignored.}

Malintent_Covet

Fuck, *they're.

Godmod

*Followed up by my bountiful appearance*

Malintent_Covet

*You always show up.*

Godmod

*A little too much, I might add...*

Scarce

{random black hole opens in Leblanc, bringing in another character that will only talk for about 20 minutes}

Malintent_Covet

*I'm glad you know boundaries. Mecha pinnochio doesn't, sadly.*

Malintent_Covet

{I give out shitty one liner. Has only like 4 words. Contributes to the 10000 posts I'm getting.}

Minato_Yuki

More lasagna

Scarce

*random plot point i have been trying to force for a whole page that no one is following.*

Minato_Yuki

*Lasagna covers the plot point*

Malintent_Covet

{I sit in this cafe doing nothing while some other plot in another thread is so much better then this.}

Ohya

[Puts up "No Fighting" sign to restrict freedom in RP and bitch about people not playing along with my awful meta rules that make little sense IC.]

Aishiomi

{I perform an action, still say nothing, and then do not post for a few hours, usually around 3.}

Malintent_Covet

{Camp out and fucking sleep all my life in a boring thread that has all of my friends with the same level of skill as me, making me unable to do better and achieve something productive. Aka, a good read. At least, until the thread dies completely.}

Scarce

{makes a meme reference but try to keep it IC}

Aishiomi

{Posts an unnecessary post, bumping the thread all the way to the top when I am the only person roleplaying in the thread.}

Eris

*jumps off a cliff*

Scarce

{types something irrelevant into thread, changing the plot entirely. Then types an OOC explaining something ridiculous.}

Malintent_Covet

{Horrible writing followed up by horrible characters. Along with a bland and stock atmosphere, that can be sometimes akward when some people decide to do the right thing and leave.}

Rom_Dolos

*BaD pUn ThAt HaS nOtHiNg To Do WiTh ThE sItUaTiOn*

Magicaloid44

[Walks into thread covered in blood, holding a human spine.] It was self defense.

Scarce

{trys to "heroically" save a charactee, but the person just went to bed}

Malintent_Covet

{Repetitively bumps sad thread with stale memes for a chance that I won't be lonely. Comes off as annoying and gets criticism. Someone else starts new thread. Goes in it. Rps some horrible plot with two people ooc giving out constructive criticism.}

Scarce

{starts begging for a mod to come in to make the rp novel.}

Aishiomi

{Another unnecessary post, in which it is just three periods in a row, once again bumping the thread all the way to the top of the front page.}

Nexus

*Makes thread to passive aggressively criticize RPers despite me not actually being that much better*

Malintent_Covet

{*Agrees with Ai.*}

Rom_Dolos

*Is there*

Malintent_Covet

{*Agrees with Nexus*}

Rom_Dolos

(A post I see kind of often, might I add...)

Scarce

OOC: are you being intentionally mean towards Covet, Nexus? That can be a mute ya know! *ahem* IN: Acts extremely awkward towards another phormie, creating tension.

Scarce

{creates another account so it doesnt look like i am alone in the rp.}

Malintent_Covet

*Walks in.* "Hi guys, lemme join!" (3 minutes later.) "Actually no, you guys suck." *Leaves.*

Shiranui

Something something Ice Age edge something philosophical

Scarce

*leaves with Covet secretly, whole plot falls apart.*

Malintent_Covet

{Comes back a day later, everything went to shit.}

Minato_Yuki

Do people actually create other accounts to talk to their accounts?

Minato_Yuki

Because I've only seen Boner04 do that.

Scarce

It has happened before, they kept it a close secret, but i figured out they were made by the same people.

Sonic

{Kills everyone instantly}

Godmod

*Deus Ex Machina*

Aishiomi

{Because the owner of the character doesn't want them to die yet, they post a complete asspull just so said character does not die because of a trolly godmod.}

Scarce

*Everyone lives due to Deus ex Machina*

Scarce

*yells at Sonic out of character, then continues a failing plot.*

Minato_Yuki

I actually think that Deus Ex Machinaing my cafe was kind of a bullshit thing to do.

Scarce

Your cafe was Machina'd?

Minato_Yuki

I Machina'd it multiple times.

Aishiomi

Yeh, he did.

Scarce

{says how another rp is better, then leaves}

Minato_Yuki

Uhh, let me think of something. *Switches to another account*

Cayde_6

*Teleports in* Hi lol.

Scarce

{makes an elaborate backstory for a villain , then creates said account}