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Taking another poop
Hit me with some memes as i tell you what happens.
Let everything out, now just gotta build up the courage to wipe.
Started writing a fanfic on the anon chat, KQ x Officer Loli.
Finished the fanfic, now just sitting here.
Foot fell asleep, now i am in pain once more. My girlfriend has to go to the bathroom now. So i am in a rush.
Apparently it's THAT time of the month, and as i am wiping she is yelling the fuck out of me. Apparently she doesn't like that I am writing all this on the phorums. But, I can't betray you guys. I decided to blow my nose since i am a little congested. I finish wiping but, she has gone silent. I'm a little scared...
I feel like taking a poop now.
Shit has officially hit the fan. Right as I was putting my belt back on, she breaks the door down with a sledgehammer. "What the FUCK are you doing?!" I say. "You are taking TOO long! Get the FUCK out!" She replies. Attempting to run out of the shit smelling room, she yells at me once more. "Open the window, douchebag!" "You are kicking me out right now! How could I-" "JUST. FUCKING. LEAVE." Yeah, she may need to leave my house, forever.
Well, that went from 0 to 100 real quick.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING! She tried smashing some other shit in there. I heard her scream at me as she was using the toilet. Called me a "lil bitch."
Okay, well... i had to call the police. She got taken away. Feel a little bad. She has never acted this way before.
So, she is arrested for a classified reason. Gives me a reason to break up with her now atleast.
Uhh, because she's a bitch I guess. (This is Minato's alt)