HI I'M DAISY AND TODAY IM GOING TO DEL TACO THE FIRST THING IM GOING TO DO IS WALK INTO THE DOOR WITH SWAG GLASSES ON AND I WILL WALK TO THE FRONT DESK AND SAY GIVE ME THIRTY HAMBURGERS RIGHT NOW AND THE NIGGA AT THE COUNTER WILL BE LIKE "YOU DUMB BITCH THIS IS DEL TACO WE ONLY SELL TACOS" AND I WILL SAY "HI I'M DAISY AND NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF THE DAISYVERSE" SO I GRAB THE NIGGA AND I POWERBOMB HIM THROUGH A TABLE AND STAMP HIS ASS WITH A DAISY STAMP BEFORE I CRUCIFY HIM AS A WARNING TO MY ENEMIES AND THEN I GRAB A GLASS AND LOOK FOR WHISKY BUT THERE'S NO WHISKY SO I DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE EMPLOYEE AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE WALL THEN THE MANAGER COMES OUT ANDSAYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SO DAISY DEMANDS HER HAMBURGERS AND THE MANAGER SAYS WE DON'T HAVE THAT SO I PULL OUT MY DAISY GUN AND DEMAND HAMBURGERS AGAIN AND HE SAYS GET THE FUCK OUT SO I FINALLY OPEN THE PORTAL TO THE DAISYVERSE AND ALL MY STRIPPER/HIGHLY TRAINED ARMED SOLDIERS FROM MY COSMIC CASTLE OF HYPER DEATH COME OUT AND STORM THE STORE AND OCCUPY IT AS THEY TURN EVERY TACO INTO A TACO BURGER BUT THE MANAGER STANDS UP TO DAISY STILL BELIEVING IN THE IDEAL OF A GOOD TACO SO HE PUNCHES DAISY AND DAISY PUNCHES BACK AND WE FIGHT LIKE 5 MINUTES BUT DAISY LEARNED TAE KUAN DOE KUNG FUE LIN KUEI MMA SHOOT WRESTLING POWER COMBAT SKILLS SHE LEARNED FROM THE 7 MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE AND DAISY USES HER HOLY DAISY CHOP CAUSING TIME AND SPACE TO COLLAPSE INTO THE MANAGER AND DEL TACO IS SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE AND ENDS UP ON DAISYVERSE GALAXY 55E AND DAISY PROCLAIMS EVERY DAY AT DEL TACO DAISY TACO BURGER DAY AND THE DAISYVERSE ATE GOOD FOOD FOREVER SO I LEAVE DEL TACO AND RETURN TO MY HOMELAND OF DAISY MOON CASTLE OH BOY THAT ALL SOUNDS SWELL I THINK I'LL GO THERE RIGHT NOW