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Aincrad_Hazel
Futaba_Revolution's Palace
Before you stands an empty wasteland filled with Futaba plushies and body pillows. It is not a pretty site to behold. "Phew made it. Up to you Axel." ++Player Phase++
Eris
*raises hand* Excuse me, how many mes am I allowed to bring?
IsIs_Beheader
I'll take care of the body pillows, ALLAHU AKHBAR!!! *Beheads every body pillow and plushie*
Aincrad_Hazel
The Palace already starts collapsing. "As many as you want. We just gotta grab that treasure quick!"
Typhon_Nightstalker
What the... *he itches his head*
Ohya
[Ohya walks into the wasteland dramatically. Staring at the horrible site around her.] Hey kid, you wanna drink? [She passes a bottle of beer to Ain. Attention drawn to Ohya she.... has a rather large backpack overflowing with Alcoholâ„¢.]
IsIs_Beheader
*Summons a plane* Everyone, get in! *He gets in the plane*
YourBrstFriend
I am so not used to this..... My territory is underground, not palaces.
Eris
Give me a moment. *pulls out cellphone and dials a few numbers* Hello, Eris? It’s me, Eris. I need you to come over to this palace. Oh, and remember to bring Eris, and Eris with you. *nods to a few words on the phone* Of course you can bring Eris. That’ll be fine. In fact, if you could call Eris for me that would be great. Thank you. *Eris closes the phone and turns back to Aincrad* Eris said she’ll be here in 30 minutes
Coco_Adel
*A woman with a handbag wearing expesionsive clothing arrives wearing sunglassses and the handbag turns into a minigun* https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9f/84/dc/9f84dc52e0866fcfd736757be85d0b0d.gif
Typhon_Nightstalker
*he notices both Eris and the woman and waves* Hello there.
Aincrad_Hazel
Takes the bottle a swigs it down. "Usually not a drinker, but this is what war does to you..." He then turns to the group. "I say we have about three minutes before the palace is gone, and we need that treasure. Flowey could you dig to the treasure and grab it? As for the rest of us, we figure out how to slow this down."
IsIs_Beheader
GET IN THE FUCKING PLANE!
FUTABA_REVOLUTION
AHA! SUCKS TO BE YOU GUYS, THIS IS A MULTI DAY PALACE WHICH REQUIRES YOU TO GO HOME 5 TIMES!
Coco_Adel
.....*I remain silent holding the minigun and god knows how it was a handbag*
Kamen_Rider_Brave
Didn't you know? My dead girlfriend is a great phantom thief, she stole the treasure without even sending a calling card
Zelda
I call BS With my lamp ropes and bombs we will day 1 this shit
Axel
*Axel opens a portal of darkness next to the treasure.* Axel... Got it memorized? *Axel grabs the treasure and leaves out of the portal of darkness as it closes.*
Eris
*Eris looks sown and shakes her head* Sorry, I’m not the Eris with plans. I’m the one with amnesia. You should probably talk to Eris, but I’m afraid Eris’ll Probably get here too late. Traffic and all.
IsIs_Beheader
*Gets out and throws everyone into the plane*
Ohya
Hey! Stay out of your own Palace! [Ohya throws a bottle of wine at @FUTABA_REVOLUTION.] Your Palace is already awful enough without having to deal with the potential of you being here!
FUTABA_REVOLUTION
JUST AS HE GRABS THE TREASURE, THE PALACE STARTS CRUMBLING, ROCKS SMASH THE TREASURE OUT OF HIS HAND. HE GASPS AS HIS HAND HIS BROKEN, HE RUNS AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.
Coco_Adel
*I smirk and open fire at whatever the enemy is*
IsIs_Beheader
*Crashes the plane into Futaba's palace*
Aincrad_Hazel
"Welp that's our work done. So how shall we celebrate folks?" Turns to leave but then looks back at Futaba. "By the way, Sojiro is a better Waifu then you will ever be."
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb flies slightly overhead.] "Weird that you would announce what you think happened. Saying it doesn't magically make it happen though, ya'know."
Typhon_Nightstalker
*he simply looks at the chaos* ... okay then...
FUTABA_REVOLUTION
AINCRAD LOOKS AROUND AS HE PANICS. A PIECE OF RUBBLE COMES DOWN ON HIS LEG, BREAKING IT. AS HE IS TRAPPED HE CRIES A SINGULAR TEAR. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Zelda
*ropes up the palace and stabs shadows*
Ohya
[Ohya pours the rest of her beer on Coco's gun.] Stop being stupid kid.
Coco_Adel
That quick huh? you guys are efficient..*My minigun turns back into a handbag*
IsIs_Beheader
*There is no sign of the beheader, he's most likely dead*
IsIs_Beheader
*He was an hero to us* https://www.google.com/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm=an%2520hero&amp=true
Eris
*Eris stands there calmly looking at her watch* You guys go ahead. I promised to meet the others here, so I can’t really leave.
Aincrad_Hazel
"I second what the bird man said, that isn't just gonna happen if you say it. Celebration party is on me. There will be alcohol." With that he leaves.
Coco_Adel
Fair enough.
Typhon_Nightstalker
*he taps Coco's shoulder* What just happen?
Coco_Adel
I got no clue....*I adjust my shades*
IsIs_Beheader
Someone put this shit on the Wiki.
Typhon_Nightstalker
*he adjust his gloves and fasten his Shattered Vault Cloak* Well. I see some engrams to pick up. Time for some looting.
Zelda
Let's have a feast
Coco_Adel
Nothing has interest to me here. But *I swing my handbag into a wall demolishing it*
Ohya
...I was hoping for more from this. [Ohya, extremely bored, ascends to a higher plane of existence... for now.]
Typhon_Nightstalker
*he finds a new legendary Suros shotgun* Nice. This is going to do some damage.
Zelda
Who fucked up