This friend wouldn't happen to be trying to seduce the recently-acquied alt of a toaster would he?

Uhhhh.... yes?

I suggest a steady diet of protein!

Has your friend tried putting toast in it?

@Ghost_Akihiko I'll tell him that @RobowaifuAigis He's only ever put bagels in

The only choice is to give them pancakes

But of course! You're a genius!