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IamThou
Shitpost
A frog walked into a cafe. It ordered a hot cappuccino, but when he got the drink, it noticed that something was off about the taste. It’s like semen was blended in it (Don’t ask how he knows what semen tastes like). It complained to the manager. The manager said “Don’t like our coffee? Then FUCK OFF.” This made the frog furious. It accidentally knocked the cup over, causing the coffee to spill on its legs. The frog just stormed out of the cafe and went back to posting random stuff on a video-game inspired forum online.
Frog
This is slander. I mean- ribbit.
IamThou
Ffffffff
Emerson
Wait, was this the origin of Akira's cum coffee?
IamThou
Wait, was this the origin of Akira's cum coffee? Idk how that even started
Kitagawa
It wasn't the origin. I was there for that entire event. Akira simply entered one of the Leblanc threads and made a comment about jizzing into the coffee, and it all only escalated from there.
-Labrys-
It really did, didn't it? Wasn't it something after Akira was refused some form of service or something by Boss? Its been awhile, so I'm not as sharp on the details as I used to be.
Kitagawa
It really did, didn't it? Wasn't it something after Akira was refused some form of service or something by Boss? Its been awhile, so I'm not as sharp on the details as I used to be. Not really. The Akira in question was at one point a group account that was known for rampant shitposts. I believe once the cum coffee incident came after the change password system was implemented and only a single shitposter had control of the account, so they infiltrated the very next Leblanc thread and made that comment. I immediately began hitting on the shitposting Akira while Boss and all the others were screaming about the coffee.
TogoSystem
It wasn't the origin. I was there for that entire event. Akira simply entered one of the Leblanc threads and made a comment about jizzing into the coffee, and it all only escalated from there. "Master Coffee" Now it makes sense.
pancakeboi
akira came into the coffee
Pancake_Knight
Oh no