Getting caught of the edge of a sign and falling onto rough concrete busting open my entire knee, it hurt quite bad, now I have a scar there and whenever it hits something it feels like it's internally bleeding

I ran up the stairs, fell backwards, sprained my tailbone and left an imprint of my ass in the wall. Nobody has bother to fix it either so it’s just left there as a reminder of my stupidity. EDIT: My ass still aches when I sit down.

I always walked fast as a kid so one day I decided to just bolt down the stairs and really screwed up my leg to the point I had to actually come home with crutches. Really the only injury I've ever gotten to require a hospital visit.

Tripping over my shoelace in Kindergarden that ended up with me breaking my leg I just don’t even know how it was possible Until that day

I remember when I was three years old jumping on the bed. I fucking fell off and broke my arm. Had to go to the hospital and get a cast, and I cried the whole trip there and back.

I remember when I was three years old jumping on the bed. I fucking fell off and broke my arm. Had to go to the hospital and get a cast, and I cried the whole trip there and back. I also broke my leg on a trampoline but I did cry too on both occasions like you

I bruised my leg twice by standing up from a bench. And that's just the first one that comes to mind.

I kinked my neck by diving into a pool.

I wasn't looking and stepped on a rake and it flung up and hit me in the nads.

I walked too fast down the stairs to my basement when I was 4. I missed the second step, tripped, and rolled down painfully. The shelves of heels that I hit at the bottom of the staircase didn't help either. The better part was my cousin witnessed me and laughed hysterically for about 10 minutes because of that trip.

I accidentally stapled my left index finger because I didn't move it out of the way when I closed the stapler. It hurt a whole lot more coming out than it did going in.