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Generic Fatherly Japes
-Your utterly generic, hardworking, 40's gentlemanly father is sat in the kitchen smoking a corncob pipe and reading todays generic newspaper, it seems hes rather interested in the business section. in the background your fathers favorite show, Undercover Boss is playing. The smell of coffee and a filling breakfast is being currently cooked, toast in the toaster, eggs and bacon on the stove. truly a generic saturday morning in the suburbs of america.-
*Bursts through the door*
Ah, hello sir, might you enjoy some early morning coffee? i unfortunately have most of my breakfast foods cooking but i can prepare a simple english muffin with peanut butter if you so choose.
Coffee *Venom Snake sits down*
Of course. -The generic business casual wearing father stands, and prepares a generic cup of coffee for the houseguest- freshy brewed, welcome to my humble abode sir.
Thanks.*Takes a sip from his coffee* Sorry about the door.
It's fine, i have wonderful insurance. -The perfectly generic father sips his coffee and smokes his pipe.-
*Rin enters house with a confused look* I got lost again! This is not that house.
So many unexpected guests today. i should have cleaned just in case....
*Rin notices the man* Oh sorry. I'm lost.
Then i hope you find what you are looking for. -The generic father exhudes a professional aura as he adjusts his hat and flips the pages of his newspaper-
Who are you?
I am a proud homeowner, worker, and father. -page flip, exhale of smoke. mumbles something about a sporting event and gas prices-
I'm Rin Okumura and i'm an exorcist.
Well, pleased to meet you sir. i would get up to shake your hand, but i am currently in awe at the prices of gasoline in this day and age.