Dandy walks into the store with his hands in his pockets looking around Not much options other than coats and cloaks here are there? He continues to look at the variety of coats and cloaks examining them thoroughly Hey, how much for these baby?

*Minato enters the coat store and looks around* Finally, a clothes store.

*he enters in with an armored black trench coat with the Warmind emblem* YES! Is there any Legendary quality robes?

Are there any stylish coats for a poni

Axel looks up at the rather dandy man. He smirks as if he's proud to announce something. Depends on what kind of currency you're using. This story can handle any kind of money. Using the currency of only one world would be pretty boring after all, wouldn't it? Axel looks over to the blue haired Minato. Where did you think so many people got their coats from? These don't exactly grow on trees ya'know.

Axel notices the two others who walk into the store. Looks like things are really getting busy now. He adresses Stormcall first. These coats are all of the finest quality. Though we do have slightly better ones but those are kept reserved for especially empty customers. He looks over to the strange...pony? You name it, we got it. As long as it's a coat or cloak that is.

Sweet I want one that expresses my dedication to apples and dank memes

Well, I haven't seen any clothes stores around that are owned by non-NPCs.

*he takes off his armor plates and search the coats*

Dandy rummages through his pockets and pulls out 500 woolongs Uh...what will this much get me baby? I don't have much cash on me right now. he rubs the back of his head with a nervous smile

*he grabs an Exotic armor Wings of Sacred Dawn and drops 154 purple crystals on the counter infront of Axel* I founded something that I will make viable.

*He walks over to the black coat section* Hmm.

Axel points the pony creature over to a coat over in the corner. Its red like a fresh apple with text on the back that simply says "Get smoked" in yellow text. Axel turns over to Minato and scratches his head. NPCs? You feelin alright, buddy? Minato finds an assortment of coats similar to Axel's but with different styles. Some have zippers and buckles going in different directions while others are as simple as only having buttons. Axel looks over the woolongs as he seems to pull out a piece of paper. Woolongs, huh? According to this about 300 should be enough for any coat on the bottom shelves. Axel reads over the paper while counting out the crystals. Uh, I think this should be enough.

I dig it Do you accept bits tho

So Axel slash Lea I just dropped 154 legendary shards, which are crystals which every 10 shards is 7 munny.

I need a coat baddly before I am found by the cops er Meta Knight

Dandy fist pumps. Ah sweet! Now lets see... He looks at some coats on the bottom shelf and eventually picks up a light gray coat I'll be taking this one baby. Dandy hands Axel 300 woolongs

I thought the civilians were called NPCs in the Nexus.

Then do you see me as a algorithm of lines of coding?!

A frizzy haired man enters the building, wearing some kind of championship belt over his shoulder along with a jacket labeled Bullet Club and black leather pants with sunglasses. He chose to wear sunglasses indoors because he could. He walked up to the desk and dramatically put two hands on it, his black sunglasses looking intensely into Axels eyes. I need something flashy, dark. A robe... Something truly villanous. I trust this job to you, storeclerk. His voice was deep and hit Axels ears like sensual guitar strums.

*He looks at Stormacall* *Sigh* Maybe.

Axel looks at the paper once again before sighing and pulling out a different piece of paper. He looks back to the pony. Yeah, the exchange rate is a bit weird though. That'll be about 100 bits. Axel looks down at the pink puffball. He knew he was gonna get some weird customers but even he was a bit surprised. Then again the people he normally dealt with were talking animals. Alright, go ahead and take a look around then. I can't really pick something out without a request. The thicker coats are over on the left corner of the store though. Axel gives Dandy a thumbs up as he takes the woolongs. Alright, pleasure doing business with you! The name's Axel by the way. Be sure to get that memorized, ok? Axel looks over to Minato. I wouldn't really know about the citizens here. I don't exactly come to this world too often. Not my style really. Axel is awestruck by the mysterious frizzy-haired man. He's unable to speak for a moment before replying in a somewhat flustered voice. U-uh... Check the back... That's where we keep the special ones. He hands Kenny a black key that leads into the back room.

I am a Vex human hybrid so THATS self explanatory.

Dandy gives Axel a thumbs up of his own No problem baby! Dandy always remembers names! And uh, my name is Space Dandy, but you can call me Dandy! Dandy waves to Axell as he exits the store

*He shrugs and goes back to looking at the jackets*

Much appreciated, storeclerk. Keep the change... Smirking smugly, Axel could almost feel Kenny Omega wink at him from under his sunglasses as he drops 100,000Â¥ on the desk. This would surely cover the expense for any jacket the champion may choose. He accepts the key and heads to the back, an aura of dark mystery following him to his destined coat of villainy.

Axel waves back at Dandy as he leaves. Dany, huh. I'll be sure to memorize it. As Kenny enters the backroom he is simply awestruck by the presence of such a champion. He's left silent as he simply takes the money at a lose for any words.

*The mentally unstable Kirby goes to buy a coat and put it on and cocks a shotgun by habit putting on shades saying "America"*

Kenny Omega exits the back room wearing a long black coat with white buttons that shine at the mere exposure of any kind of light. He truly looked like a final boss. Yes, this coat would be the perfect attire to conquer New Japan and the world with! He spread his arms and embraced the feeling of true evil glory. Yes. This will do quite well! Shopkeep... May I have your input? Does this not speak king of the universe? Of true Canadian pride?

Axel can barely respond as he tries to concentrate despite Kenny's overwhelming aura that only a true champion would give off. You look like a God...

100 bits? That's insane I could buy my granny 100 more dental replacements with that Good thing I'm a well endowed entrepreneur here's the bits

If I am a God, surely you have paved my golden gates... Kenny Omega smiles at Axel and cups his chin. You are always welcome in the Bullet Club, shopkeep... When this world is ours, your name will be made famous as the greatest of all salespersons. And I, the Cleaner, the champion shall be your sword.

*He picks up a black and blue coat* How much is it for this one?

Doe this black and pink cost yell "God bless Dreamland er I mean America to you with a shotgun slung to my back? Mr Axel?

Axel snaps back to reality as he looks to everyone in the store. First, he turns to the pony and takes the bits. Alright, thanks for your business. Next, he addresses Kenny again while trying to keep calm. I await that glorious day. My only wish is for the world to get it memorized. Axel pulls out a piece of paper as he answers Minato. 30 Yen. Didn't expect it to be cheap, did you? Axel looks over the paper confused for a second before responding to the puffball. What kind of currency do you use exactly?

Well, I expected it to be about 3600 Yen. *He looks back at the coat* Why is it so cheap anyway?

Axel shrugs slightly before looking back at Minato. Apparently, that specific coat is cursed. There are no other ones like it and they say everyone else who owns it goes crazy with power or something. If you ask me, it's just some silly rumor though. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

US American dollars that I get from a totally legit job as a cute mascot!

...Oh *He slowly puts the coat back on the rack*