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Kenny...
*Kenny was walking around. wondering where he is or where his friends are... and also hopes that he does not die since it hurts like crap!*
*he walks up to Kenny and looks down at him due to him being tall* Who are you?
The CLockwork God comes out and puts a hand out facing Kenny. Begone Anomaly! Kenny's being slowly begins to crumble to pieces in the most painful way possible.
*Kenny's muffled scream can be heared as he dies... then comes around the corner alive again*
*he notices Kenny's condition* Interesting...
*Kenny gives @Stormcall_Warlock a piece of paper saying "Kenny McCormick"... Kenny thinks that @Stormcall_Warlock does not remember his death*
*Kenny begins to walk away*
*he reads the paper as he writes down a note* Kid cannot die... interesting thing.
*Kenny stopped and turns around to look at Stormcall... did he just remember his death*
*he takes out his ghost* Renox: Hey Ghost. Does this kid has a ghost? Ghost: Hold on. *the cubic bot scans Kenny* Ghost: Nope but there is something that prevents him to die.
*Kenny hugs @Stormcall_Warlock since he is the first person to realize that he had not died at all*
You're not the only one who dies alot. We guardians are unkillable.
*Kenny lowers his hoody so that stormcall can hear him* so you felt the pain every single time you guys die?
Well, we burn up to Solar flames, get atomized by Arc energy, disintegrated by Void light, get eaten by alien giants, crushed and get hit in the face by 100 mm tank shells.
(edited by Stormcall_Warlock)
I even got one as a example. And it is from a friend of mine. *shows Kenny the clip* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R15ihYTUuFY
*suddenly a video showed on the tv next to them* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VcPvlEO_G0
*he looks at the video dumbfounded of how many times he died* Yep... Ozzy Osbourne eating your head seems REALY logical. And was that Micheal Jackson?! Golden Age music idol?
(edited by Stormcall_Warlock)
*Kenny nods* Yeah... I died a lot... but people always seem to forget that i died
Some sort of Hive magic for that to happen. *his Ghost emerges out* Ghost: Ooh Guardian Renox! Mr. McCormick is also the super hero Mysterion! A very popular superhero for kids at the Tower, minus the whole dying part. There is even a shader that is based of the color scheme of Myterion as well.
That is interesting to know but don't tell anyone that im Mysterion
Ghost: Understood, storing data it into personal file "Renox". Renox: It feels like The Dawning all over again... but every time that happends the Cabal rain on the parade!
*kenny says nothing as he looks around... just in case anyone heard*
*he and Kenny gets crushed by a Cabal drop pod and four Legionaries emerges out* Ghost: Guardian down...
*Kenny has no idea what to do*
*he respawns on the spot and he atomizes the Cabal with his Arc punch* DAMN IT! I hate it when that happeneds... gives me a heart attack.
*Kenny pats your back*
See, this is the shit that I have to deal with on a daily basis. *He give Kenny a Nameless Midnight scout rifle* Big tip. Shoot their helmets, Cabal infanty suffocates on atmospheres like earth.
got it. *Kenny's voice sounded like mysterion as he took the gun and shoots one of the Cabal's helmets off like it was nothing*
*he is surprise to what he is seeing* Holy crap... you're one hell of a crack-shot.
You know a thing or two when dieing a lot and begin the only person who protects the town
Reminds me of Saint-14, a guardian who protects the City when there were little guardians at his time.
Oh... *Suddenly kenny's clothes changed*
Ghost: Mysterion, Renox, Incoming Cabal Interceptor pack. Setting up traps and by the time, best to hide. *Renox becomes invisible*
*Mysterion puts up some traps and is suddenly gone but is really on top of the roof*
*he sets up Storm landmines and Flux mines* Ghost: Incoming Interceptor patrol. *the Cabal patrol squad moves to where the two is* Renox: Kaboom. *the traps sets off blowing up the patrol squad*
*Mysterion waits for the next wave*
*he takes out a sniper and spots something* Incoming Goliath tank and Colossus! *he sets down a Empowering Rift as he loads a rocket launcher magazine into his Wardcliff Coil*
*Mysterion waits like something was about to happen*
*He waits as the enemy to arrive* ... Cabal never stall on a attack...
*Soon two satellite crashes on both the tank and the Colossus*
(edited by Kenny_McCormick)
PPPPPPPPFFFFFFTTT!!! *he does his best not to laugh* OOOHhhh that was gold!
Ghost: Mysterion I am getting a Cabal radio. Patching it through. *the ghost silently witches to the Cabal radio frequency* Cabal captain: ALL Cabal infantry! Return to the fire base! A guardian who killed Dominus Ghaul is with Mysterion!! We don't have the firepower to handle it!
Yea it is. its better to be the one who watches and not the one who crushed
How many people know me where you live
As you know... not many but Mysterion... everyone in the Tower and the City does.
Wow im pretty popular there then
*he just noticed something* You're more popular in the City while no one knows the Coon! *he busts out laughing*
*Mysterion laughs* oh man I can't wait to tell him about that
Oh my... that is some DAMN irony! Now then, I will be heading back to the Tower. Nice to meet you Mysterion. *he salutes and transmats out*
You too *Mysterion puts the weapons away... and then vanishes*
*Mysterion is now on a roof of a building... waiting for something to happen
*Mysterion wakes up from a nap and waits for something to happen...*
*The son of Van Helsing appears on the scene* No vampires around... *Soon he notices Mysterion, and walks to him* Greetings.
*Mysterion looks at the person* Hi....
*Helsing looks at Mysterion's costume* What are you doing here, little kid? It's too dangerous here. The vampires can attack you on sight.
Who cares... I cant die
*Helsing sighs, taking a good look at the kid* Really? Show it to me then.
Oh no, they killed Kenny! You bastard! I'm sorry I just had to 😂😂😂
Ok then *Mysterion took out a gun shot himself in the head, killing himself...* *but then he comes around the corner alive somehow*
*Helsing looks a little bit surprised, then looks at the gun's bullets* Must be bland. No one can survive a headshot. Tell me kid, was it fake?
No. It was a real bullet... Every time I get killed, I see white or hell but then I always wake up on my bed with my friends or anyone not remembering that I died
*Helsing examines the bullets one more time,then gives it back to Mysterion* Interesting, that's why you are a crime fighter?
Im not saying...
Well i gotta go. See you around, i guess. *Helsing disappears from the scene*
*Mysterion looks around*