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Does Noctis is ded?
Hello, I am trying to locate my dearest friend who goes by "Noctis" or "Noct".
Does this thread is ded? Yes.
*he runs by Arden* Sector is clear! *gets stomped by a Magitek mech* NOT CLEAT! NOT CLEAR!!
An hour has past. I'm bored without my dearest Noctis and now there's this guy running around.
*he is on the Magitech armor and hacking it with a katana from VEIST* DAMN IT Renox! I told you not touch that weird ass sword with an engine and THIS happened!
*Shoots the thread, making it disappear from existence*
go away child
"Alright, bitches! Prompto in the house. Now this bitch," Prompto gestured to Ardyn. "Thinks my husband. The love of my life. The emo, little hot topic discount Sasuke is dead. Do you believe this nigga?" Prompto sighed and shook his head.
Oh hey Prompto
*is getting thrown around like ragdoll form the Magitech armor* OW! OW! OW!
And no Ardyn I am not dead
Oh yes, there's the man of the hour. Dearest Noctis, I had heard you were dead. Thank heavens you're not.
"But I fucking shot you!" Prompto cried out in shock and confusion before coming to a conclusion. "Wow, I guess that what the myths meant about love being strong... Wait... Are you a zombie now?" Prompto asked checking Noctis out. "Dude..."
*he crawls up to Ardyn with both his legs and arm bending the opposite direction* Some one... help...
A bullet doesn't kill me it just hurts
Here Typhon have this *Noctis hands him an elixir*
*kicks guy with broken limbs, shoves Prompto out of way* Can't you see I'm having a moment with dearest Noct? So rude. .. Anyways Noct, how is your little boy band trip going?
Prompto let out an offended gasp as he was pushed out of the way from his dearest best friend/possible gay lover? lmao fanfiction is whack. Either way, Prompto put his hands on his hips and channeling his inner black girl, he began jabbing his finger against Ardyn's chest. "OH hell no! You did not just ruin MY bonding moment with Prince Noctis. Are you apart of this boy band? Bitch I think the fuck not. Better step the fuck back. I'm not afraid to shoot."
Going just great after all your troops aren't much of a challenge
*steps back with hands up* Wow, Prompto. I was looking for him first because you're the one who shot him. Is that really something a friend does? *glances at Noct them back to prompto.* Those troops are pretty useless, I know.
Well I'll gladly take a bullet than have my father killed Ardyn you aren't in the right in this situation!
Oh my, I don't mean to over-step my boundry. I was feeling quite lonely you see. I did not believe there to be a right or wrong side.
"And obviously your mother dropped you on the wrong side of the bed, goddamn." Prompto huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. "Before you start lecturing me about friendship, how about you go and get some friends in the first place."
..... I, consider Noctis my friend. *ow my feelings* I see how things are. *pushes Prompto and begins to walk away.*