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Funniest Mook quotes in gaming
What are the funniest quotes said by random enemies you have heard in video games? For me, the splicers are pretty entertaining to listen to. They ramble some pretty funny stuff. "Charlie? Chaaarlieeee :("
"Those boobs are fake! Trust me, I'm an expert." Yes, that's an actual quote. Drakengard 3 was a good game.
"HUG THAT SHIT!" -Advent Officers, XCOM 2
Mook quote
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Anything in a GTA game, really. Sometimes the peds have funnier lines then the main characters. The cops especially in San Andreas, specifically San Fierro cops, (they would qualify as enemies too)
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"I AM THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM"
"I AM THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM" From what game?
"I AM THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM" From what game? That's from Mario and luigi: Superstar Saga. Now, my personal favorite is...... "GET READY TO BE SCHOOLED!" -Eggman from sonic rush
“How could we be beaten by these kids?” -Random SDF Soldier Devil Survivor Overclocked. The line itself isn’t what’s funny, it’s the over dramatic English voice acting.
"Now you're trapped, witch"
What’s better quotes than shit from Oblivion? “Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni. Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni.”
By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the grand champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here next to me.
"Wait, so we have someone with the title The Maggot?" "Yeah." "But there's another orc called the Lord of the Maggots." "There's also The Maggotier." "These bloody names..." -Two Orcs in Middle-Earth: Shadow of War