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YoRHa No.9 Type S
How do you access the Velvet Room?
I've looked through recorded instances of people allegedly reaching this Velvet Room, but they all just involve staring vacantly at a wall in an alleyway. I've tried this but to no avail.
SHOtal_Annihilation
You can't get there? Aw, that's 2Bad!
Tatsuya
You need to forge a contract with it's owner. And he finds you if he wants.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Pod, analyze this pun.

{Pod 153} Analysis: Pun is of high quality. Proposal: Applaud user SHOtal_Annihilation.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
I dunno Pod, I didn't think the pun was that good.

@Tatsuya Oh, so it's not something people simply access of their own volition. Gotcha.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
So this is what prompted you to clap for seemingly no reason just now.
Kotone Shiomi
Oh oh! Sometimes it just happens when you sleep too!
SHOtal_Annihilation
Finally, SOMEONE appreciates my genius around these parts!
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Well, I must've looked like quite the goddamned idiot, huh 2B?

Also, sleeping is another way to access it?

{Pod 153} Proposal: Unit 9S should be rendered unconscious to test the validity of this statement.
SHOtal_Annihilation
What do you think, lady? Did I do a 9S job?
SHOtal_Annihilation
Does that work? 9S? Nice? Eh, I dunno.
MISERI
YOU CANT MACHINE <YOU DONT GOT NO SOUL
YoRHa No.9 Type S
HEY, US ANDROIDS ARE DIFFERENT FROM MACHINES.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Also, I have reports that an android named Aigis did manage to get to the Velvet Room
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Yes you did. But don't worry. I will gladly help you in regards to becoming unconcious for the sake of your mission. Hold still, 9S.
Kotone Shiomi
uhuh sleeping works, though its sorta random? Like I think its only if they want to talk to you?
YoRHa No.9 Type S
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{Pod 153} Report: Unit 9S is currently unconscious and will be unable to directly respond for a currently undetermined period of time.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
: )
Kotone Shiomi
O.O
MISERI
I think I like this No2. Type B
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Just 2B is good enough, MISERI.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Anyway. NINES will likely be unconcious for some time. I think I may fish until he finally decides to wake up and report his findings of this 'Velvet Room'.
MISERI
Do most androids enjoy fishing 2B... ?
YoRHa No.2 Type B
I'm not sure if most other YoRHa Units enjoy the activity, since we are mostly tasked to do so to aid in YoRHa's wildlife data gathering.. But I find it pleasant. It gives me a brief respite from the constant fighting.
MISERI
Sentient AI gets me so hot <3
YoRHa No.2 Type B
I assume this is some form of compliment? If so then.. Thank you, I suppose.
Kotone Shiomi
Nah its about overheating issues
MISERI
Well you said your an Android correct>
this implies your a fully mechanized life form.
If you also find things pleasant then you have the ability to feel qualia. Therefore you must be sentient and fully qualify as alive.
What an advanced system you must have....yes yes it was a compliment
YoRHa No.2 Type B
I believe 9S was the one who said so, actually. But yes, you humans created us in such a way to allow us to be fully sentient. We are vastly different from machines like 9S has said earlier. Speaking of.. He should have already come out of his little nap by now.
MISERI
When you've dealt with the Fae, and shadows and demons, and bigfoot and aliens.
Hell an Android isnt that strange after all...
Takeshi Ichi
I usually go to the Velvet Room when I am having sex.
Takeshi Ichi
Oh, and Igor is naked.
Horrible.
Kotone Shiomi
@_@ tmi
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Ughh... My head hurts a little bit. Looks like I was out for some time, huh?
YoRHa No.9 Type S
OH RIGHT! I've got to make that report.

So, I had a dream where I met with a man with a reaalllly long nose in a rather serene room. He told me something about being wary of deception and lies and stuff. 2B, if you can see this, do you think that we're being lied to by someone?
YoRHa No.9 Type S
...Also it looks like I missed quite a bit while I was gone.


W-wait a minute. 2B... did you call me Nines?
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Do you need me to run a quick maintenance check on you, 9S?
YoRHa No.2 Type B
No.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
I said nothing of the sort.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
I don't suppose a maintenance check would hurt. That dream was pretty weird, so let's make sure it wasn't the result of some virus.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
A man with a long nose? And he said to be wary..?
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Yes I believe that'd be for the best. Give me a moment to prepare, 9S.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Yeah. He told me "Do not falter in seeking the truth amidst deception" or something to that effect. I'm not sure how seriously I should take it though. What do you think?
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Ah alright.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
I'm somewhat suspicious, as well. But it seems to coincide with the information the humans here have provided so we can't simply disregard it either.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
{Pod 153} Proposal: Units 9S and 2B should exercise caution while continuing to complete mission objectives.

Sounds good. When I have the chance to, I'll also try hacking every now and then to see if there's any useful data.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
There seems to be nothing out of the ordinary with your system, 9S. Nor did I find any sort of virus. Though, I seem to have hit you harder than I intended so I've remedied that with a few recoveries. So, you should be feeling much better now.. Sorry.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Eh, don't worry about it 2B. Let's just be on the lookout for anything suspicious going on. And, thanks for the maintenance.
Kotone Shiomi
Cuuute
Aigis
There may only be one android here!
Kotone Shiomi
Someones jealous~
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Uhh. I don't know how to say this but by the year 11945 (the year that I'm sending this message from) the Earth is entirely populated by Androids, Machines and animals. The humans all went to the moon. Allegedly. So there's a lot more than one android here.
Moana
2B or not 2B, that is the question
YoRHa No.9 Type S
{Pod 153} Proposal: Consider the philosophical implications of Moana's remark.
MISERI
Today we learned that Androids do in fact dream, but not of electric sheep. Just old men with long noses.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
A terrifying revelation.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
You should be thankful it was not Jean-Paul.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
No kidding...
YoRHa No.9 Type S
In any case 2B, I'm headed back to the Resistance Camp to head to sleep. If you've still got mission objectives, be careful out there.

Glory to mankind.
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Alright. I'll join you a bit later after I've discussed some things with the Resistance Members. As well as restock our supplies. Sleep well, 9S.

Glory to mankind.