Make the Phansite great again

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Hello, fellow Phorumies. I am Shado W. Gear, and I'm here to say that I am running for the position of administrator of the Phansite. Some of you may know me for some of the more unsavory things that I've done, and I know some of you hate me, but I will make the Phansite great again. In fact, I'll start by making a great wall between the Phansite and the rest of the internet, and the Anons will pay for it. God bless the Phansite.

Bill_Clinton

You have MY vote!

George_W_Bush

Everyone support this man!

President-Shadowgear

You have MY vote! I won't take your vote OR your wife's.

Pancake_Knight

Wait for this term to be over mang, we already has a Prez

Masaydaddy_Shiders

I WILL NOT LET THIS SITE BE TAKEN BY SOME... DAMN BRAT. THE PHANSITE IS MY SHIP. I may need you, Akechi_Kun.

Akechi_Kun

I can't vote for you even if i wanted to! Shido needs to win wherever campaign he's into. I need to take my revenge!

President-Shadowgear

Now I've been assaulted by some idiots, but you're even dumber than anons for not voting for me. You'll be sent to Something Awful once I become president, you can make sure of that.

Aced

I will WOOF for you.

Hibiki

https://i.imgur.com/5ZhZRVx.jpg

President-Shadowgear

Does that mean you vote for me?

Akechi_Kun

Dad i mean Shiders, should i do something about this situation?

Masaydaddy_Shiders

Do it.

MonoShadow

Don't even try, Akechi! Our glorious president has bodyguards everywhere... Even where you don't expect it!

Zero-X

Shadow W. Gear! Thou shalt be assassinated soon

President-Shadowgear

Well first off it's "Shado W. Gear", and second, I have so many bodyguards that any assassination attempt made against me will end with the assassin either dead, begging for their life, or in my service.

hazama

https://i.imgur.com/p7RNEz1.jpg

President-Shadowgear

Nice to know I have the support of a mod.

Zero-X

Well, Shado W. Gear, it would appear as if I am as powerful as a whole army of special ops soldiers say that to your body guards

TogoSystem

Nice to know I have the support of a mod. How are you certain that was support? Might've been calling you a dog face.

President-Shadowgear

Well anything that isn't a clear "No" is support for my cause. That's how the world goes.

(edited by President-Shadowgear)

Akechi_Kun

Very well, i'm on the move. There is no way your bodyguards can stop me from where i'm going.

Shdager

r u suer abuot taht akich-hunk?

3xcal1bur

Ah yes what a nice day on the phansite

Soupicide

Just an average day on the site

Arkon_Umbric

I'm not apologizing for the monster I've created. Go forth with swift justice president shado w gear

Tommy-Wiseau

Oh hai mistar prasidant! How's it going?

President-Shadowgear

I'm not apologizing for the monster I've created. Go forth with swift justice president shado w gear You haven't created a monster. You created a God among men. Also I already wanted to make this but you just reminded me to do it

Akechi_Kun

Justice?!? I am justice, an ace detective and a celebrity. I'm the only hero and Shido is the only president the phansite country needs!

Scarce

What's going on guys? It's Scarce here, and today we are talking about Shadowgear. It seems he has finally gone insane, and it's only a matter of time before he is sent to the looney-bin. Leave a like if you enjoyed and subscribe for more in the future.

President-Shadowgear

Everyone is insane, Scarce. Just look at the anon chat- Only a madmin could have created something so horrible.

LightGear

I told you to accept the light!

Soupicide

So when's the election?

Teddie-Anon

Anons are our friends, though!

TogoSystem

What are your promises?

Arkon_Umbric

Only if anons pay for our wall they are

President-Shadowgear

Well I'll make sure to keep the Phansite safe from the horrors of Something Awful and the Anon Chat, and I'll get every Phorumie free healthcare, rebalance the economy, and everyone will get free Hentai.

Teddie-Anon

Anons are friends, they're not our enemies!

TogoSystem

Wait, so free hentai BUT you're 'protecting' us from the anon chat? I smell a hypocrite.

Teddie-Anon

You can already get free hentai on the internet anyway.

President-Shadowgear

You're an Anon, you don't know what the real world is about! If I could, I'd have nuked this godforsaken chat long ago! You people come to the Phansite and steal the memes of good Phorumies!

Teddie-Anon

I'm the only one here with good memes!

TogoSystem

You're an Anon, you don't know what the real world is about! If I could, I'd have nuked this godforsaken chat long ago! You people come to the Phansite and steal the memes of good Phorumies! So you admit you don't have the power to do what you claim. AHHA!

(edited by TogoSystem)

President-Shadowgear

No! Who came up with this thread? It was me! It was MY meme! You anons just steal the good memes from the good people! Oh, and I'll also make diplomatic moves with 4Chan. We may have been on opposite sides once, but I'm sure we can work with them now.

Arkon_Umbric

Any good site should have allies. especially ones who don't mind getting their hands dirty

(edited by Arkon_Umbric)

emactook

Senator_Armstrong

Put the phansites fate back where it belongs. In the hands of the users. Make the phansite great again, Jack.

President-Shadowgear

Put the phansites fate back where it belongs. In the hands of the users. Make the phansite great again, Jack. This man knows where it's at! Also my name isn't Jack, it's Shado W. Gear.

Arkon_Umbric

Am I sensing a potential VP Armstrong?

President-Shadowgear

Am I sensing a potential VP Armstrong? Yes. It was never a question. Armstrong is by far the one man I trust the most on the Phansite.

Senator_Armstrong

I can break a president in two with my bare hands. I'd be a good bodyguard and VP. I also make a mean omelette.

Arkon_Umbric

I'm loving where this election is going. It really is for the best of the people.

Akechi_Kun

It is not, Shido needs to win!

President-Shadowgear

Shido is japanese, Akechi boy. He can't be the president of the Phansite.

Hibiki

Reminder we already have a President, who happens to be no one in this thread. This is treason or something.

President-Shadowgear

Do you not know how presidency works? You're only in charge for a few months.

Pikadaboi

I vote pika for pres

TogoSystem

https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=9400&page=14 Damn. How'd you out post Mishima?

(edited by TogoSystem)

Arkon_Umbric

I'm just saying president-shadowgear is clearly looking out for the greater good of all of us. And the greater good needs a strong firm hand.

Noctis_Lucis_Caelum

Rip the forum game

Noctis_Lucis_Caelum

Doesn't this mean he wins?

Arkon_Umbric

A moment of silence for the forum game. And yes

(edited by Arkon_Umbric)

President-Shadowgear

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/256487628143198208/378253216028033024/I_WIN.png I won the last post war, so I'm clearly more worthy of being admin. Step down, Mishima. Let REAL men handle the job.

Akechi_Kun

Aaaaaaaaaaaah

Splat_Tim

You're worthy of nothing sir. Tim, splat Tim deems this true

President-Shadowgear

https://strawpoll.com/yksyhe3k I hereby open the elections!

Squiggly

You have my vote, strange bearded man.

President-Shadowgear

Bump for the Phansite's only worthwhile candidate.

Zero-X

Bursts throught the door Nope! Your time's up! AKECHI! DO YOUR THING!

Akechi_Kun

I'm actually going to sleep, Drad. Also, you're not my boss the only people that can tell me what to do are Shido and Sae. Remember, don't troll me online. Baai baai.

BonafideMonafide04

You're worthy of nothing sir. Tim, splat Tim deems this true YASSSS TIM, SPLAT TIM IS GREAT

President-Shadowgear

Actually, Shado W. Gear is great.

Inari

wHAT IS THIS

President-Shadowgear

Thanks for the votes.

pixie

the virgin admin vs the chad president

President-Shadowgear

Pixie gets it

FireShadow19

As a Shadow, I wish to express my sincerest apologies for this one, we do not support him in any ways and feel he brings shame to all Shadows simply out to kill and control their other personality. And the normal Shadows as well.

President-Shadowgear

There's nothing to apologize for, Aincrad.

President-Shadowgear

Bumping my greatness.

The_Entire_Horse

Will you build a wall to separate the anons from the forums and PMs?

(edited by The_Entire_Horse)

President-Shadowgear

Of course, who do you think I am?

Kingpin_Kirby

Oh shit the government!

Shadow-Lightygear

Oh wow, our own Shido. Good.

Gumi

Will you exterminate all Sneks after kicking out all the anons? We got an infestation.

President-Shadowgear

No, Hazamod is a national hero.

Gumi

Time to start my own campaign. I'll run under the motto of "free drinks on the house".

(edited by Gumi)

Kokichi_Oma

Time to start my own campaign. I'll run under the motto of "free drinks on the house". If you have Grape Panta Count me in, I'll vote for you.

Gumi

Cool I got that courtesy of the mods secret drinks cabinet. That we are totally not supposed to know about~ Tell no one loyal voter.

President-Shadowgear

Gumi is not telling their own Voters about their stuff! MORE REASONS TO VOTE ME!

(edited by President-Shadowgear)

Gumi

Yeah well Shadow's first name stands for really shady guy. His smile is most likely the leading cause of puppy death per year.

President-Shadowgear

Politicians are always shady. Puppy deaths are not something you can link to me because that's unrelated. Also it's Mishima's fault.

Gumi

Wake up and stop perpetuating the fake news! This man just spoke blasphemy against our lord and Savior Modshima! ARE WE JUST GOING TO LET HIM DESTROY THE SANCTITY OF PHANSITE MARRIGE???

President-Shadowgear

First off I never said anything about Phorumie Marriage. Second off Mishima is cranky and old.

(edited by President-Shadowgear)

Gumi

Woah call the press we got a future dictator here!