The glass

Surely you can form a burger or something through the power of science.

Eat your desk.

Eat your skin. It tastes fine, and there's blood to season it.

That glass is looking pretty tasty

If you're still in chem you should mix some random shit together and drink it! That worked for me. Gave me this weird colour changing rash, though.

This isn't the fun chem where we mix chemicals. This is the boring learn the make up of molecules chem

Then take the molecules and eat them. They taste pretty good, but they explode in your throat.

Drink the bleach

Then take the molecules and eat them. They taste pretty good, but they explode in your throat. Oh my! Drink the bleach Bleach has already disappointed me once in my life, I'm not down for round two

Easy, eat paper silently.