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Inari

how to make toast

step 1: get a bread step 2: get a toaster step 3: bring toaster to bathtub step 4: plug in toaster step 5: eat bread step 6: drop toaster in bathtub step 7: present yourself to the lords as a sacrifice step 8: profit

Malintent_Covet

Best toast I've ever had. 10/10

EAGames

Sorry, but you can only get a playable toaster from 10000000 in game currency or one of our 9.99$ lootcrates

Inari

Sorry, but you can only get a playable toaster from 10000000 in game currency or one of our 9.99$ lootcrates go away

Queef

Oooh, tasty

Queef

Sorry, but you can only get a playable toaster from 10000000 in game currency or one of our 9.99$ lootcrates go away I second this comment

-Agent_Indiana-

Sorry, but you can only get a playable toaster from 10000000 in game currency or one of our 9.99$ lootcrates Fuck off EA

BonafideMonafide04

Instructions not clear enough, am dead in a bathtub

Rom_Dolos

Instructions not clear, I ended up eating my toaster.

Jiyu-Hatanaka

You know what they say, all toasters toast toast.