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Building a Great Wall: Part 1
You see a man in a suit talking with someone on the phone. I'm telling you, I'm at the spot where the wall is supposed to be, I've got the bricks, all I need is workers!... What do you mean, nobody wanted to work for me?! Well get me someone!
[Valentine walks up to the man in the suit] Excuse me sir, what wall are you talking about?
The wall to separate our beautiful Phorum from those dirty anons and the Something Awful goons!
Akechi was minding his own business until from a long distance he heard a rather strange man screaming on the phone near some bricks and construction tools, as he approaches he decided to speak up, to understand fully what was going on. What is this commotion about? You seem flustered about something, is anything the matter strange purple old man?
[The fourth wall breaks] Well, what did the anons do the forums?
Didn't you see the debacle with that Phony-person? He came from the Anon chat and disrupted the Phorum's peace! We can't have more of those things running around here! And that's why I'm trying to build a wall, but of course nobody comes to send me workers!
Who needs a wall when you can have 「D4C Love Train」? [Yellow beams of light appear around Valentine]
... I guess that works too.
This is why I'm the greatest president, unlike you.
Well I'll have you know I won the last post war despite the Tyrant Mishima's atempts at shutting me up!
Well I have about 30 alts that I made in a span of 3 months.