Can I get the "Fuck Ajit Pai package" for $0.00?

How about the “Package Creation Package?” $0.07 would be a reasonable price for it.

How about the “Package Creation Package?” $0.07 would be a reasonable price for it. Give me 10

How much is the Ajit Pai dies package?

That'll be 3000 yen. Ahahahaha it's a persona 4 joke

By the by, have you guys seen my 1 gallon cup? It's amazing

It's in the garbage, with the rest of your ideas.

What about the meme package for $420.69?

How about the Package Package for $1,234,567.89?

I will consider those. Btw my coffee mug is ENORMOUS. Y'all want a taste? That'll be a part of the coffee package that is $200.

Ahahahaha. No sir, you're going to have to pay for the "get a package" package. Which is about $25 dollars, plus 200% tax and digital shipping and handling of $6.99

Zombie killing package for 8¢?

Ahahah times that by 15 and we call it good. I love my coffee cupppppp, but that's just my opinion.

The world of microtransactions is not big enough for the both of us, Mr. Pai...

MEME PACKAGES And a meme condom

All in agreement we change his heart? Or kill him Raise thy hands.

The world of microtransactions is not big enough for the both of us, Mr. Pai... D-damn EA!! I'll sue!! MEME PACKAGES And a meme condom Meme condom would add another $69 dollars. Aincrad. I have... contacts... that aren't afraid to take care of some trash. AHEM. So, what do you guys like most about my coffee cup?

I have to say, the cancer package may be the most applicable. But sheesh, you guys seriously know how to take an already poor joke and run it into the ground, don't you? I thought that was MY job! Except you, EA, you keep doin' what you're doing. Really being a diamond in the rough, ironically the exact opposite of the company you're representing.

Joke? Joke?! This is no mere joke. You are why we are going to slow down everything. Your internet is first. EA is greedy, lootboxes are bad. We don't do that at the FCC.

I would rather let Cayde-6 screw around with the monitors than dealing with slow internet.

Ajit good luck with that. I'll send their ashes back to you and plop a head in your precious mug. Oh and I think it's confirmed now, "sercvice" the president and he shall give you positions you are in no way qualified it. Perfect example? Mr Mug over here.