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Ze fourth unusual day in persona universe
WARNING: if you haven't seen the previous parts in this series you might be confused so if you don't know you can catch up on the last three parts or get confused or if you do know then......I don't know what to say So it begins (time starts reverting back to normal speed and the rocket crashes and everyone dies........ Then everyone sees that everyone died on a tv, Blu turns off the tv and talks to everyone that escaped from the Yu's with him) and that's what would have happened if we didn't have those parachutes
Internal navigation systems at 60% efficiency. Programmed map unusable. A humanoid neko robot thing approaches the little rag-tag group of people. Requesting location and time. BEEP BOOP MEOW.
Blu
How did you find us
I conveniently found you while wandering randomly around the area. Sensors indicate that plot stability is low.
*Urumi lands the ground after jumping off of a roof. She looks at the little group and puts on a mask to hide her own face*
"Are we still ok?" Copen stands up before walking to Blu, "Those powers are not that of an Adept after all...WHO are you?"
Blu
Your right about one thing (the abandoned barn they were hiding in collapses around them)
OW. The cat robot pokes her head out of the wreckage. Damage minimal. Scanning for adversaries...
Blu
Just some guy who knows about the unusual days that happened
Blu
Every year there are unusual days where weird stuff happens but one never happened where Yu's start takeing over the world
*Urumi watches the group*
"GH!" Copen uses the shield he was carrying and blocks the rubble from falling on him. "Well, what do you know...At least you aren't an adept, that I can tolerate."
Searching possible days... Skullgirl appearance is a seven-year cycle. Discarding idea. Best match: New Year's Day.
NEXUS WEIRD EVENTS BEST MATCH?
Blu
To defeat the Yu's we need an army, info about their weakness, and a whole lot of sushi
Despite being a robot, sushi is desirable for me. Adding objective: acquire sushi. The robot stands up straight, yellow eyes gleaming.
*Urumi walks to the group with the mask on her face, she heard what she needed to hear. now it was time to meet them*
Blu
This is a plain landscape we could see you but your welcome to join
BEEP BOOP MEOW. Further instruction not acquired. Destination: nearest sushi restaurant. The robot nods and runs off.
Blu
(Notices a bunch of Yu's flying in the air) we have to hide somewhere
*Urumi watches the robot, a bit confused but meh its nothing new*
A spinning Yu kills all of the flying Yus with his dancing powers These fake Yus don't deserve to be allowed in the Yuniverse!
Blu
I can't tell if that one is betraying his kind or not but we better hide just in case anyone see someplace we can go to
*Fat Albert appears.* Hey hey hey, it's FAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT! And i'm gonna cause some death for yoooooou! *He uses a very powerful lightning spell on the nonbelievers of Yu.*
Blu
Forget it RUUUUNN!!!!
*Urumi runs*
Great jYuob Fat Albert! Kill all of those Yu haters for the sake of everYu Yu! *Lands on the top of a building and dances on it*
Hey hey hey, you can't run away! *Fat Albert laughs as he uses a freezing spell.*
Blu
Take this (throws a bunch of bananas at them while running the bananas explode in their faces)
(edited by Blu)
The robot runs back with a few containers. Sushi has been acquired from a- She blinks, taking in the scene for a moment. Correction: New Year's day is not the day in question.
*Throws 5 smoke bomb behide me*
*Dance Yu's on top of a building so he doesn't get hit by any of the bananas*
*Fat Albert hits the bananas away with his keyblade.* Hey hey hey, that's pretty gay!
Yes, bananas can be used to imply homosexual- The poor catto is interrupted as a bomb banana literally blows her body apart, with her limbs scattering.
Blu
Shut up its all I got other than this nuke launcher but I don't think it's useful (throws nuke launcher away)
*Urumi takes the nuke launcher and puts into my backpack*
*Dance Yu dives off of the building and grabs the totally Yuseful nYuke launcher*
(edited by Dance_Yu)
Blu
(Notices robo-fortune) OH SHOOT that's the third time I exploded somebody
UNIT IS OKAY! Her body literally pulls itself together. Specifically, by the joints. It seems she's meant to come apart like that. Anyway, nuclear strike is effective but will create ally casualties. Effects of radiation will last long after initial blast.
*Fat Albert repairs the robot cat like the nice boy he was raised to be as he sings.* You'll have some fun now With me and all the gang Learning from each other While we do our thing!
Ooc: late post rip
Blu
alright everyone grab on (hold out hand while turning on rocket shoes)
*But it turns out that girl with the blYue hair took it* Yu won't get away with that nYuke launcher! *Yu does an infinite spin towards Urumi*
Song lyrics detected. Searching for proper reply... "Na, na, na Gonna have a good time Hey, hey, hey! Na, na, na Gonna have a good time Hey, hey, hey!"
*Grabs on Blu's hand but makes sure my backpack's parachute was good before grabbing on*
Blu
Stop! (Pulls out pistol and shoots at dance yu)
*Fat Albert forgets about killing the nonbelievers as he smiles at the robot cat.* Hey hey hey, you're not that gay!
*Urumi throws 10 firecrackers smoke bomb at yu*
A strange man in an even stranger suit approaches the group. "You guys have a permit? The PYulice Force usually checks these things." He shakes his head disapprovingly. "Who am I kidding, no way you losers would."
*The bullets bounce off of him because the power of his spin* Those bullets will dYu nothing to me! *As he gets close to Urumi, he snatches the backpack away from her* *Also those firecracker smoke bombs blind him for a fYew seconds*
(edited by Dance_Yu)
Blu
(Shoots at him as well but realizes he's out of ammo) dang it
This unit, Robo-Fortune, is unable to have any sexual preferences, but I appreciate the compliment, BEEP BOOP MEOW.
Blu
*The bullets bounce off of him because the power of his spin* Those bullets will dYu nothing to me! *As he gets close to Urumi, he snatches the backpack away from her* (The bullets hit Kenney who was hangin out in the background) Oh my..... He killed Kenney
*Is dead*
(edited by Kenny_McCormick)
*Fat Albert salutes Robo-Fortune as he tries to kill the nonbelievers with a dark firaga spell, especially Urumi.* GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIIIIIIME!
*Takes my backpack before throw some more firecrackers smoke bombs down*
Blu
Hey robo-fortune think you can sneak attack fat Albert or something
The odd man slashes his ax, which sends a large blast of air at the smoke cloud. "Go get 'em mighty wielder of the keyblade. Not like they've been exactly helping their situation."
FYuck it. *Bitch slaps Urumi and kicks her in the back doing that one X-Ray effect from Mortal Kombat X while being blinded by those smoke bombs*
(edited by Dance_Yu)
*Throws a knife at dance Yu's leg before getting up and runs*
Cannot comply with blue-haired individual's wishes. Most tactical option is to ally with "Fat Albert." She gets into a fighting stance.
(edited by Robo-Fortune)
Blu
(Grabs Urumi by the hand and flys off with the rocket shoe)
Ow? *Yu pulls out the knife from out of his leg and throws it like DIO at Urumi*
Blu
Great there goes all that sushi
*Throws a knife at the knife coming at me. I was breathing very hard from inside of my mask*
Why cant they let us believe and not believe in what we want
(edited by Urumi_Koto)
How does one hit a flYuing knife with a flYuing? *He walks back to God (A.K.A. Fat Albert)*
Plot detectors broken from nonsense. Rebooting... She flops to the ground and shuts down momentarily.
*Dance Yu punches the bear in its face, turning it into a Yuniverse believer*
*He blesses dance Yu with the ability to spin faster than he ever has before.* Hey hey hey, teach those gays a lesson... Sniff I'm proud of Yu.
Blu
(Rocket shoes: you have used up all your time to continue useing it purchase the 100 dlc packs at the cost of 1,000,000 dollars) DANG IT EA!!!!!!! (Shoes stop working)
He presses a button on his ax, which converts it into a strange gun like object. He proceeds to mash the other button an ungodly amount of times. [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50-51-52-53-54-55-56-57-58-59-60-61-62-63-64-65-66-67-68-69-70-71-72-73-74-75-76-77-78-79-80-81-82-83-84-85-86-87-88-89-90-91-92-93-94-95-96-97-98-99!] [99 hit chain!] "Dodge this punks. Oh wait, you LITERALLY can't nor can you block it because of so many shots!" Just as he says this, he pulls the trigger on his gun, causing it to discharge so many shots at once, that it bathes the area in a violet light.
*Urumi uses her backpack's parachute to make sure that they don't die*
Thank Yu, Fat Albert. I will always worship Yu. *He realizes that Blu and Urumi are falling and spins over to them*
Blu
(Something or someone teleports Blu and all the "non yu believers" away from the chaos)
(edited by Blu)
*Fat Albert uses his keyblade to track where they were teleported to.* Hey hey hey, getting away is a nay!
Robo-Fortune gets up. Reboot complete. Location has changed somehow. Query: what do the Yus desire?
Blu
(Strange person: hello I'm Blu from the future follow me if you want to live)
The barrage of energy blasts fly off into the distance, as if tracking their prey. "Won't be long now... After all this isn't canon."
*Fat Albert summons a portal of light which leads to Blu's location. He runs through.* Hey hey hey, teleportation is gay!
*Yu spins to Robo Fortune* What do he Yus desire? Well we want to expand the Yuniverse and get rid of all the non Yu believers.
*Urumi took out two of her knifes and begins to walk away, she was going to get some info about some stuff like the Skullgirl and make sure that these Yu's don't force anyone else into believing what they believe in*
(edited by Urumi_Koto)
Blu
(Fat Albert goes through the portal......only to fall 56785329 ft in the air)
Blu
(Future Blu: that's karma for you)
*Fat Albert's fat allows him to hover.* Hey hey hey, you can't get rid of me that easily!
Blu
Blu: what was that (blue voice was faint from where fat Albert was)
*Fat Albert warps to Blu, his warping is extremely precise.*
Blu
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! (Pulls out mashing gun and starts firing)
*Urumi keeps walking*
*Fat Albert warps to Blu, his warping is extremely precise.*
*Yu spins over to Fat Albert's portal and enters it*
Blu
(Both blus stare in silence giving fat Albert a wierd look like he repeated something)
*Fat Albert hits the 1st Blu with a keyblade.* Hey hey hey, i just was trying to make sure, ok?
(edited by Fat_Albert)
Blu
Future Blu: nooo (pushes original Blu out of the way and gets hit by the key blade, Blu screams: nooooo while this music plays) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
Systems back online. May require a virus check. She decides to tail Urumi... get it? Cause cat? I'll shut up now.
*Fat Albert hits past Blu with his keyblade cloaked in fire.* Hey hey hey, time travel is gay.
*Yu then appears next to Fat Albert* What did I miss?
Blu
(Blu rushes to future blu) blu: plz don't die future blu: look Blu there is something I need to tell you......(future blu dies) blu: nooooooo RIP FUTURE BLU
(edited by Blu)
Get that Fast & Furious music out of me. I demand more Japanese music.
*Urumi takes off her mask and puts it in her backpack* OOC: I might make an rp, but im going to need a good name for it
OOC: Another badly made Roleplay shit out by Corbin is a good title.
Blu
(Notices a pocket watch in future blus hand)
[Just do whatever comes to mind, BEEP BOOP MEOW. This has been arr pee advice with Robo-Fortune.] Where are you going, BEEP BOOP MEOW?
*Fat Albert hits Blu with his keyblade cloaked in all elements except healing ones.*
Blu
(Takes pocket watch and turns the big hand backwards and closes it and time all of a sudden started moving in reverse) TO BE CONTINUED...... (At lablanc joker and Morgana was watching this on tv) joker: what (changes channel to a show about akenchi's pancakes) (Part 5 coming tomorrow afternoon)
Welp.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgffSUwTeKw
In a silent corner of Leblanc, a giggle is heard, accompanied by a brief shine of yellow. Aw, is the fun ending so soon? Fine then, seeya tomorrow, kids. With this, the shadows envelop even the shine, and the corner is empty once again.
OOC: Aw man, again? I thought I got the right time