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Blu
Unusual day in persona universe ????????
(Blu was in a dark room he notices a women in the corner he walks torward the women who was crying Blu: are you ok?( the woman turns around revealing fat Albert is the woman) fat Albert: ITS FAAAAAAAT ALBERT) (Blu wakes up screaming now realizing he gone back to the first unusual day in persona universe at lablanc)
Copen
"Hey, do you mind if I sit here" The same guy from before is now in front of Blu, except he is unhooded, revealing white hair that spikes at the back, and crimson red eyes, "The tables are full and I don't want to wait, so I hope you don't mind"
Blyu
Yu walks over to the screaming man and places a hand gently on his shoulder. Hey man, you okay? You need something? A glass of water perhaps?
Blu
(Golden yu appears and makes the same comment he made on the newspaper)
Blu
Uh no (in blus mind: wait was this guy here before)
Robo-Fortune
BEEP BOOP MEOW. A robot cat person bursts through the door. Are there any electrical outlets in this establishment?
Blu
(The newspaper changes its bottom headline from prepare for domination to prepare for golden age)
FemNexus
Much as before, a slender, white-haired woman descends from the heavens It wasn't me And so, they return from whence they came. Beautiful
Mayu
*Mayu sneaks in through the door, trying and failing to be sneaky.* Please don't be in here.
Copen
"alright..." He sits on the seat across from Blu
Dance_Yu
*The newspaper also says that Dance Yu is now the dance king of the Persona universe*
Reperzel
(He sneaks behind mayu, as the snake centipede hybrid)
Blu
Blu: I can stop that yu invasion from happening like......... Head to the office and make sure the government does not get fired (Starts to head out the door)
Robo-Fortune
BEEP BOOP MEOW. Plot sensor readings unstable. Solution: utilize nonsense plot to magnify plot armor shields. And also to make use of oddly convenient plot devices. She nods and follows Blu.
(edited by Robo-Fortune)
Blyu
Yu looks over blu, at the newspaper. Hey, there's old King Crazy! He seems to be doing well. Wow, a Golden age too? Isn't this great news?
Dance_Yu
*Outside, Dance Yu can be seen practicing his dancing on top of a building*
Mayu
*Mayu looks around, before noticing Reperzel, screaming and running out of the door.* NOTTODAYSATAN!!!
(edited by Mayu)
Reperzel
Well....shit
Blu
(Blu is now running torward the office to stop the prime minister)
(edited by Blu)
Robo-Fortune
Robo-Fortune runs alongside him. Are we going to overthrow the government, BEEP BOOP MEOW?
Dance_Yu
It's tYu late! *Yu jumps down in front of Blu* The other Narukamis have taken over the government!
Copen
"Huh, where are you going?" he is confused as Blu doesnt' hear the rest of this as he rushes out the door. "What is he going to be doing...?" he follows him out the door
Blu
Off course no- (accidentally runs into the prime minister knocking him out the window and into the pavement below) (In blus mind: I am stupid)
Blyu
Suddenly Yu appears by Blu, running by his side with an arm over his shoulder. You know, King Crazy isn't wrong. Actually, I'm part of the current government, so you'll forgive me if I find your goals objectionable!
Reperzel
(Spookifies copn) boo
Copen
"...What did you just do?!" He exclaims in shock
Reperzel
You have been spooked, boo
Dance_Yu
*Yu walks over to the prime minister's corpse and dances on it*
Robo-Fortune
...Quick, we must hide the body. Someone should obtain a shovel and bag. I shall dismember the body using lasers.
Blu
I was distracted but maybe there is something we can do around here that will still prevent the invasion
Blyu
Hmmm. That's a bit unfortunate, isn't it? It's too bad. Well, no harm worrying about it, surely we have a Narukami to replace him.
Reperzel
(Shoves the body up someone's ass) there we go
Robo-Fortune
Uhh... Wait! Since the minister's dead, I shall run for his position!
Reperzel
Ok, she now president now
Robo-Fortune
Cool! Centisnek, you shall be my secretary. I shall get to work! She kicks down the door to his office and sits down at the desk.
Dance_Yu
This is the worst RP I've ever been in. *Yu spins the Prime Minister's body out of existence*
Blyu
That's not how government works you braindead Snake-Centipede Hybrid.
Mayu
*Mayu reappears.* I think... I outran it...Ok... Wait, where am I now?
Reperzel
(Kamikazes in the office)
Robo-Fortune
I can make it work this way via persuasive methods, including blackmail and lasers. For example, I can potentially uncover your internet search history.
Reperzel
LOOK UP TITTIES ON THE INTERNET
Blyu
...This is starting to get too stupid for my graceful debut.
Reperzel
DON'T QUESTION IT
Blu
Wait there's this control panel I found for some stupid reason it controls the whole universe
Golden_Yu
G.Yu falls from the sky gracefully and sits in a chair Yuor Golden God is here. Yu has claimed the position of Prime Minister
(edited by Golden_Yu)
Kazuya_Minegishi
"It's time for an age of chaos! The tower of Babel shall rise once more!" A large yellow tower begins to rise up into the sky. From it's base hordes of demons pour into the city. What do the demon do? They start buying out all the property in the housing industry of course. They would then try to sell the properties for more then they bought them for in a attempt to inflate the market. Truly this is the age of choas!
Reperzel
PRESS IT, NOW
Reperzel
AY, fUCK YOU DEMON PERSON
(edited by Reperzel)
Copen
Copen facepalms in dissapointment
Blyu
Oh no you don't. Yu draws his sword and hits Blu with the blunt end of the blade. I suggest you don't go any further.
Mayu
*Mayu notices Reperzel.* eh... CRAP! SATAN!
Copen
"Just press that stupid panel now" Copen then shoots BluYu in the face, pretty pissed off by him
(edited by Copen)
Reperzel
WAIT, IM A PERSON
(edited by Reperzel)
Blu
PRESS IT, NOW Blu: WHAT THE- (accidentally pressed a button) why do you have to be so loud (the universe starts to shake)
Akechi_Kun
Akechi is plotting over killing everyone and begins to say something. The other time 2 out of 3 Yu's foiled my plans, but this time! I will be unstoppable! I have an another plan to make everyone explode. Since i'm a celebrity everyone will want to have my autograph or a pic with me and when they do! Bam the pen or the camera i will lend them will explode while i'll retreat to a safe distance! This can't fail! I will finally have my revenge HA HA HA HA HA What Akechi didn't realize is that he said everything out loud and probably was heard by everyone.
(edited by Akechi_Kun)
Reperzel
SHIT, WE DEAD
Blu
"Just press that stupid panel now" Copen then shoots BluYu in the face, pretty pissed off by him (Bullet misses ) ok now I'm offended I'm not a yu
Golden_Yu
Damn you King of Abel! The Yuniverse shall take over the hoYusing market later!
Spec_Ops
*Oh noes it's the army*
Blyu
....Apparently the Snake-Centipede Hybrid is not the only one braindead here.
Kazuya_Minegishi
The demon Loki appears and sues Aketchi for copyright infringement.
Dance_Yu
*Yu moonwalks over to G.Yu* Are Yu really going to be the next prime minister?
Reperzel
AYU, SHUT UP BLUE PERSON
Spec_Ops
THIS IS THE US ARMY HANDS UP YOU INSANE KIDS
Blu
(At the YUniverse everyone was getting ready to invade but then the universe that Blu was in got teleported into the YUniverse killing off almost everybody in both universes)
Role_Playing
Nexus Reset time?
Dance_Yu
Nexus Reset time? Yes please.
Reperzel
IM NOT A KID, NOR HUMAN
Blyu
I'm not sure what just happening and I don't like it thus I'm ignoring it using the power of the Yuniverse.
Blu
Oh shoot what the heck did I press (the label says teleport universe to random location)
Kazuya_Minegishi
"Wow, the worm is racist towards blue people. All in favor of petitioning for blue people rights?" Many of the demons who also happen to be blue raise there hands/claws/apendages. They then begin making signs and marching around Reperzel to impede his movements while singing chants of blue people rights.
Akechi_Kun
Only Shido can be the next Prime Minister! There is no way o can't let him win over anyone else! Having said so Akechi steals a gun and shoots G. Yu, he then sends loki away since it's only his persona.
Golden_Yu
Of coYurse! G.Yu shall gYuide the NexYus to a golden fYutYure. With Yuor help!
Mayu
*Mayu stabs Reperzel with her 7 point sword* DIESATANDIE!!!
Blu
I'm not sure what just happening and I don't like it thus I'm ignoring it using the power of the Yuniverse. (The powers don't work because of the two universes merged in with each other)
Reperzel
BLUE LIVES MATYER, BLUE LIVES MATTER
Golden_Yu
"Wow, the worm is racist towards blue people. All in favor of petitioning for blue people rights?" Yu also wants to petition for Golden rights.
Reperzel
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO SOCITY
Blu
Seriously everyone and all of YUkind is dying now we have to fix this somehow
Kazuya_Minegishi
"All life's matter! Freedom for humans and demons! Let's all kill god!"
(edited by Kazuya_Minegishi)
Dance_Yu
Wow, Yu are verYu amazing, G.Yu! I will help Yu by dancing Yuntil we can see the trYuth of the NexYus.
Mayu
I wanna petition to STAB SATAN IN THE FACE! *Mayu continues stabbing at Reperzel.*
Golden_Yu
BYut Yu'm a god, a Golden God. Yu onlYu approves of rejecting god. Non-golden ones.
(edited by Golden_Yu)
Blu
"All life's matter! Freedom for humans and demons! Let's all kill god!" God had nothing to do with this
Reperzel
SOCITY, IVE DONE NOTHING
Blyu
The powers do work because I am Blyu. This man is advocating for the genocide of Yus. Isn't this grounds to execute arrest him.
Golden_Yu
The Yuniverse disapproves of death, Yu is a peaceful creature. Arrest Yuo, now.
Blu
The powers do work because I am Blyu. This man is advocating for the genocide of Yus. Isn't this grounds to execute arrest him. Technically this isn't any ground now because universe merging logic
Reperzel
WHY AM I QUESTIONING THIS
Copen
"No, demon, " Copen flicks the hammer of his revolver again, witching modes, and then shoots a greed snatcher bullet at Kazuya, "You will die, for defying god, you blasphemous heretic!" Copen then grabs his shield and rams into Kazuya with it
Blu
There is a better solution than killing everybody
Mayu
Killing everyone? But I don't wanna die!
Kazuya_Minegishi
The bullets and shield seem to reflect right of Abel. It seems he remembered to copy reflect physical of one of his servants since everyone here seems to specialize in physical attacks. "As king of Bel I have the authority to arrest you in the name of the demon world! Guards! Seize him so we can run a totally fair and unbiased trial to sentence him guilty!" A group of burly looking jack frosts approaches Blu in an attempt to restrain him under the crime of genocide.
(edited by Kazuya_Minegishi)
Copen
"What is it?" Copen asks him as he finishes off Kazuya with a bunch of greed snatcher bullets to the face, "There demon, die powerless, against the judgement of God himself."
(edited by Copen)
Reperzel
(Hugs mayu) I'm your Friend
Blu
LOOK around you dang it both universes has merged with each other how can you have a trial now
Blyu
Yeah but I am ignoring the universe merge thus there are grounds. See the nice blue haired man who isn't the least bit terrifying is being helpful at least.
Nathan_Bornman
*Warps behind Blu* Nothing personell, Kid. *Stabs*
Copen
"Bastard!" Copen notices Nathan stabs Blu and shoots him negating his action
Blu
Look we can fix this we just need to find out how- (Gets stabbed quickly uses a healing vial) What the heck
(edited by Blu)
Mayu
*Mayu begins screaming as Reperzel hugs her* GAH! SATANISTRYINGTOABDUCTMEANDSENDMETOHELLGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!
Reperzel
Let us be Friend mayu
Blu
(Stands beside the control panel) is everyone going to calm down or are we all going to die
(edited by Blu)
Blyu
I mean due to my true nature that won't be revealed for like 3 more threads, I am undying, so the choice is up to you.
Blu
Ok then (presses button again and the universe goes back to its original place) well that was easy everyone oka- (notices all the destruction in shibuya)
Copen
"sigh I'm calm now, what's going to happen now?"
Reperzel
WHY THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Blyu
Oh I see. Well this was a productive use of our time.
Blu
Well.....I'm to lazy to rebuild society so let's try this pocket watch again
Copen
"What the-" He sees the destruction in Shibuya, "What's happening right now?! That's near..." in the distance, there is a mansion near Shibuya in its own isolated space, "Mytyl..." He grabs Blu's shoulder, "Can't we do something?!"
Reperzel
Why am I still here again
Blu
Well let's head to that manshion first then
Reperzel
Imma join ya (slithers to the mansion)
Mayu
*Mayu temporarily stops freaking out* What just happened?
Blu
But I don't know if anyone is alive there since all this was caused by that universe merging
Reperzel
I am ya friend now mayo- I MEAN MAYU
Copen
"I need to get to the Mansion because that is where Mytyl is!" Copen dutifully rushes off, "Nori!, Ge the Motorbike ready." "I understand, Master Copen, but why do you think everything just went like this?" "I don't know." "ok, I'll get the motor bike to your location as soon as possible." Copen runs through half of Shibuya before encountering Nori on the bike with a side car, "Let's go immediatley." She says behind her motorcycle helmet as Copen gets a regular helmet on and heads to the Mansion in top speed
Blu
Anyone got any other vehicle like that so we can catch up my rocket boots won't work anymore
Blyu
...So... here we are... the aftermath of the Universe merge. I sure do hope you enjoyed my crazy antics, cuz you've fallen right into my hands. This merge was how I, BlYu, was truly created! In order to guarantee my creation, and make sure my powers were at full strength, I used the power of the Yuniverse to travel back in time and create a stable time loop in order to make sure my existence was set in stone! Rest well for now, fools! I will allow you to live for even a few more days, but then my true plan shall be set into motion. Ehehe, AHAHAHAHAHA! Blyu crushes a Persona card, summoning a blue armored Berith, climbs on the horses back, and rides away laughing with his Persona.
Blu
I knew he was evil
Reperzel
FUCK YOU TO BLUE PERSON
Blu
(Blu and everyone else arrives at the mansion)
Reperzel
I have no idea what is going on....
Blu
Basically we nearly eradicated our universes and the YUniverse species at the same time
Reperzel
Oh...shit (he goes into the mansion)
Copen
"Here, this is the mansion that I reside in." Copen says as he gets off the side car
Reperzel
I live on people roofs
(edited by Reperzel)
Kazuya_Minegishi
"You know what? I'm just gonna take my tower and go now. This is getting too weird and I don't believe the demon world has any more business in this place." With that Abel would climb onto the tower as it begins propelling off the ground before taking off like a rocket. All the demons quickly dissapear in bursts of red sparks.
(edited by Kazuya_Minegishi)
Reperzel
FUCK YOU TO DEMON PERSON
Copen
"Goodbye you demon, never come back," Copen then faces the rest of the group "The reason why is because I believe that my little sister is still in there, I just want to make sure she's ok."
Blu
I hope she is I don't want anymore enemy's than I already have
Reperzel
Hm...is she afraid of Snake's or bugs?
Blu
(We enter the mansion to find that copens sister...........is alive
Reperzel
Oh, yay, shessssss alive
Mayu
You won't get her soul, Satan.
Copen
"No, but she is incredibly frail..." Copen looks down for a moment, "She has been hospitalized since she was born, and she's now mute and frail."
Reperzel
I. AM. NOT.SSSSSATAN
Reperzel
Yesssssh, that must sssuck
Mayu
ALL SNAKES ARE SATAN!
Reperzel
And alssssso half centipede, sssssssssoooo, yeah
Copen
"But...At least she's still alive..." Copen goes to her, "Mytyl, are you OK?" She nods before looking at a tablet that is still functional.
Blu
Now that we found copens sister let's go (uses pocket watch to go back in time only to accedentally send himself and all the others into the prehistoric period a T-Rex then appears)
Reperzel
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN
Blu
I'm sorry
Mayu
Then your half Satan. So still Satan, Satan.
Reperzel
CHANGE BACK, C'MON
Blu
(Real life is a thing so I have to end it here for now) (Blu pulls out a gun we'll see ya shoots the rp thread) YOU DIED (in jokers room) joker: this game sucks
Reperzel
SHIT
Blu
Part 6 coming Monday afternoon or sooner hopefully
NaturePixii
OOC: Aw man late again