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Very sick and unhappy campers.
Ever since winter time hit like a truck and seeming that everyone is catching their form of the flu, most of the people in Nexus being bedridden. While the Yharnamite hunter who is in bed disgruntled and feeling like death ran him over with a road roller after a slight mishap of casting a Miasma spell on himself and Leo by accident SNIFF augh... I hate myself sometimes...
Leo
I also hate you sometimes... "Leo carries a hand to his head." Seriuosly, how could you cast that over us!?
(edited by Leo)
*he take off his Hunting hat (which is a Tricorn hat with the back portion ripped off) and puts on a heat pack on his head* I genuinely thought my Arcane was*ACHOO!* enough to isolate it... but at least your sister didn't have to risk her skin to buy medicine for the *sniff* both of us.
Leo
Leo jumps back after hunter's sneeze Don't do that to me! Leo takes out his thoron If you ever cast something like on- But suddenly the thoron shines and a thunder hits Leo Great...
I use to live in a plague ridden city... staying healthy is that of being a rich dude. *he cough out a piece of his lung into a bag* NEVER*snifff* again I am dabbling with dark magic... that is Odin's department from the get-go...
Leo
Tico appears with a few medicinies, well, a mountain of medicines. I´ve found all the medicines for you, take them! Tico throws them the mountain of medicines. Weeeeeee! W-Wait! Leo takes his bolganone and cast a fire ball destroying the mountain... in his mind, the book burns his hand. great... nice...
... Tico*cough*are you certain that you have the correct medicine? Why not let Leo's sister Corrin do the medicinal shopping? And are you certain, absolutely, perfectly, clearly, entirely, horrifically, bothofusdyingly certain! Because the last time I put my trust to a doctor, I had half of my guts missing. *he replaces his old heat pack with a new one*
(Out of the forest comes a 19 year old man with black fedora, a white T-shirt with a black crow, a tattoo with a snake and a centipede on it, slip on shoes, a black leather vest, and baggy shorts who was once Reperzell) Ayyy
*a man in a blue medical gloves and medic symbol on his sleeves kicks down the door with sadistic glee in his eyes* HELLlo Frauleeeeins!
WHA.....WHO THE HELL DID MISTER GERMAN MAN COME FROM
(edited by Reperzel)
*he looks at both Leo and the Hunter as he looks back at his enlarged bags* Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think ve brought enough body bags...
Um...German man, why the hell do ya need body bags
(edited by Reperzel)
*he injects The Hunter with a needle of blue fluids* I am here on the request of the King Xandah. And freeee money!
*he winces at the pain* Why*Sneeze and Cough*... what did you inject into... my...boodeii... *he get knocked out by that*
*he sinisterly snickers to the results* Now then... time to go practice medicine... *he puts the body into the body bag and carries him out to perform his... "medicine"*
Leo
What kind of "Medicine" are you going to perform? Another thunder falls on Leo. This is starting to be annoying...
*after the 9 hour operation, the medic walks back in... with blood splattered all over his body and medical robes* Now with some medical trails now done, care for the taste of ze medicine? *he presents Leo with a vial of blue liquid*
Leo
Leo is starting to feel better... but another thunder falls on him so... maybe not... What have you been doing?
(edited by Leo)
*he looks at his diagnostics on the Hunter* Miasma infested lungs. Check. Severe head cold, that too.
Leo
How long are the miasma effects?
(edited by Leo)
Due to your and your friend whom I not dissected and removed his lungs for my own sick needs, the exposure is... five hours. *the lungs of the hunter falls out of the doctor's pockets*
Leo
Leo opens his brynhildr Do you want to die?
*Hunter limps back in holding a threaded cane* THAT bloody psycho is like DAMN IOSEFKA!!! GET Xander to kick him out!
Leo
Idiot. Leo used his magic to attack the doctor and recover Hunter's lungs. Do you need help with this?
Medic: Whoops, seems the specimen fell from it's pockets. *he grabs the lungs and puts them in a cooler with a still living head* Spy head: kill me... Medic: Later.
*he get back on to the bed* He hit me over the head with a damn bust. Yeah... DO no harm? Real smooth...
(edited by The_Hunter)
Leo
T-t-that head... can talk!?
Of course. With a mix of a sandvich, jarate and a med bottle the head was alive and Ubercharged.
Leo
Uber... charged? What do you mean?
*he loads a bullet into a revolver and shoots the head which makes it turn into a blue steel texture* Spy Head: I would like you to kill me and not use me as a head target you idiot. Medic: See, zat's a UberCharge.