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The Vehicle Factory
Today was a day of free tours at Icahn incorporated. Around Christmas time Carl Icahn always gave free tours of his facilities to show others the joy of vehicles. He stood at the edge of of a road in front of the facility. Any who had seen the flyers for a tour were welcome to come and his eagerness in this task was noteable. "Hmmm, hopefully I get some who are intrested in the art today. I also perspectively want to see if any may hold the potential as well. Though it is a rare quality it is one I believe at least one may posses."
"I heard someone say art"
Carl Icahn would turn to face Inari with a confidant smile and starry eyes. "Yes, art! The art of vehicles and their wonder. A vehicle can be many different things but the main idea is transportation. Such fine beauty for such a simple task. It makes for true art!"
"Vehicles? What kind? Like, supercars?
"We have no limit to the kind of vehicles we can craft at Icahn incorporated. Planes, cars, boats, military-grade tanks, even spacecrafts. We make any kinda we have and are always working on new projects!"
Hello citizen I am Zelda the heroine of the Nexus Vehicles don't exist where I come from and everytime I try to drive one I cause thousands of rupees in damage Please share your wisdom wise one
The wandering barista enters the facility with a twinkle in his eyes. Is this the day I finally buy a motorcycle?
"Of course, vehicles are everythinf. They are what makes transportation possible. Moving from one place to another in both comfort and speed. That is the way of a vehicle. They are not restricted by long distances or obstacles eother. A vehicle can proceed quickly through the air or through the sea. As long as a vehicle has the power and means it can reach anywhere!"
So a vehicle is like riding a dragon But do they breath fire?
"Most do not...but A vehicle could if designed to do so." Carl Icahn would turn to the others. "Very well, come into the facility. I shall show you vehicles myself." With that he would press a button on the outside of the facility. A large garage would open up leading everyone into a area full of a varsity of vehicles. Planes, cars, motorcycles, and boats alike could be seen both being built and in complete form. "This is Icahn Incorporated!"
"Hey, wait up!!" A voice of a boy can be heard coming from the distance just before a blue haired teenage boy quickly runs up to the group with a green aura glowing around him *Pant* "I-I found the flyer at the last minute an-" *pant* "and I guess I made it in time.."
The man fidgets excitedly as he looks upon the many cars. A car would be nice...but you don't really ride a car... His eyes catch the planes and boats and he furrows his brow. Riding the sky or the sea would be fun, but it wouldn't be the same. His eyes finally reach the motorcycles and his lips curve into a comically large smile. Now motorcycles, that's what I'm all about!
(edited by Ryoma_Sakamichi)
Wow, ya really went the whole nine miles of car inventions (he says as the 7'3 man is suddenly behind Carl)
Zelda takes off her sunglasses. Mother of Nayru.
I mean, I don't drive, I don't even have a house, but, ya doing good
After finally catching his breath, Jiyu looks at what everyone's looking at as his eyes widen "Holy shit..."
Carl Icahn would smile with a firm and confidant demeanour. "It's only natural that our vehicles would be only the best. If something doesn't exist to meet our quality standards then we invent it, of course, our labs are the only part of the facility we can't show you as our creation methods are secretive. Look around the garages though to your hearts content. If you have any question than I, Carl Icahn, will be happy to amswer."
(COUGH) YOU'RE VIRGINITY (COUGH)
Jiyu turns to Carl with his hands in his pockets "Yeah I have a question. Why does this remind me of that one movie about the chocolate factory?"