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Suction cup Climbing

*At toranoman hills a hotel with 52 floors a man with suction cups is at the top and A message at the bottom instructing people to climb to the top Using By using suction cups and nothing else*

Broccoli

Suddenly, a tiny loli sat on the skyscraper Don't fall, nyu. It's a long drop, nyu.

Suction_Cup_Man

HEY KID WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR SUCTION CUPS? YOUR SUPPOSED...TO CLIMB THE GOD DAMN TOWER!!

Broccoli

Gema is all I need, nyu. She floats on a yellow ball up the tower

Suction_Cup_Man

*Suction cup man shoots the ball with a suction cup rifle and Hands the little brat a pair of suction cups*

Reperzel

(He open a window) AY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YA CLIMBING THIS TOWER?!?

(edited by Reperzel)

Broccoli

I will master this skill, nyu. Broccoli attaches suction cups to all of her limbs and climbs like a cat, stepping over Reps face in the process.

Reperzel

AY....THE FUCK YA TWO CLIMBING MY TOWER?!?!

Suction_Cup_Man

Why not?! *Suction cup man shoots a suction cup rifle at reperzel to suffocate him to death*

Reperzel

(He rips them off) GET THE FUCK OFF ME TOWER, YA DONT HAVE A WARRENT FOR THIS SHIT

Suction_Cup_Man

I wrote you a song!