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Not Rep’s Deli but the Deli that Belongs to Lvl 1 Izanagi
Out in an abandoned corner of Shibuya sits a deli with a large sign in the front. It reads: “Zane’sLvl 1 Izanagi’s Deli!!!” . Inside the building a giant of a man covered in metal stands behind a counter. Many diffren meets are held in a container on the counter, some of which are unrecognizable. The being holds a giant knife and stares at the door night and day.
(The 7'3 kicks the door open) AY, THE FUCK YA DOING TO MY STORE?!?
MY STORE NOW! GET REKT NERD!
WELL, FUCK YA TO, YA METAL BALLED FUCKFACE
EAT IN THE DELI OF LVL 1 IZANAGI!
fuck, deli means meat! and i am meat
FUCK YOU FOR STEALING MY STORE
I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A DELICIOUS HOT DOG!
I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A DELICIOUS HOT DOG! but im already a delicious
THAT WAS TO BOTH OF YOU!
What kind of a demon are you Have you seen my sausage lighter
Actually...that sounds good right now
(edited by Reperzel)
I WILL MAKE YOU MORE DELICIOUS! I AM LVL 1 IZANAGI! I AM PERFECTION!
What kind of a demon are you Have you seen my sausage lighter henlo brethren
I WILL MAKE YOU MORE DELICIOUS! I AM LVL 1 IZANAGI! I AM PERFECTION! yes
And I shall eat it!
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
FUCK YOU FOR STEALING MY STORE fuck you! lvl 1 izanagi is the best id let him step on me
You will not boil me I am a proud fried sausage and I will go on Jun's bun when the time comes I will defeat you *sausage Apollo summon*
LVL 1 IZANAGI SUMMONS A DELICIOUS DELI SANDWICH. THE DELI SANDWICH WOULD STRIKE AT SAUSAGE TATSUYA WITH DELICOUS POWER. MY DELI ELEMENT IS TOO POWERFUL!
summons the power of wik-sama uguuu you will not kill me!! minecraft parodies
*AGISAUSAGE DEFLECTS AND SAUSAGE TATSUYA SUMMONS TWO PERSONA'S AT ONCE AND 3 DEMONS* I WILL FIGHT FOR MY LOVE AND MY SACRED SAUSAGE LOVE BUNS I WILL BE BAKED IN A FRESH DELI
NOM NOM NOMNOM
DELI FOODS FOR ALL!