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Femt
The Thirteen Kings Official Tryouts: No Sane People Allowed
(In a remote building in the middle within a discreet location that would only be known through a letter sent out to any who may be of interest a man sits behind a counter with a banner hanged above. Only those deemed worthy through acts of insanity or chaos received an invitation. The man would have a piece of metal stuck to his face. His blonde hair hangs over the metal. The man in question would sit leaned back. A cup of mysterious liqueur resting besides him as he seems to wait almost too bored to know what to do with himself. The banner above simply states: "Welcome to the trials of the thirteen kings!!!" A cartoonish version of the man's head would also be crudely drawn onto the banner. The room is quite big in appearance and set up like an arena of sorts.) "Let's see if there's any truly interesting individuals out there! Hahaha!"
Starwaddle
*Star suddenly appears in a corner of the room* ...huh, so that's why people don't stick themselves in ovens.
Femt
(The man looks at Star with a bored expression.) "Don't you know it's rude to break into a private meeting without being invited? What's the Goddess doing here anyway? Did you finally decide you were done with the whole humanity thing yet?"
Starwaddle
Meh, humanity sucks, but it also has it's uses. Besides, who says I didn't get an invite. No sane people allowed? Well then, it's a good thing I'm the goddess of insanity and general chaos. Sure, I'm not particularly evil, but I have been known to cause quite a bit of trouble from time to time. In fact, I've already got plans for my next big event!
Femt
(The man raises up his chin towards Star as if intrigued.) "Sanity? Evil? Plans? I must correct you in a few areas before I go into the last point. I would not call insanity insane. No, it is those who resist the temptation of chaos who are truly insane. The sane ones are the crazy ones. Do you understand me? As for evil. I've never cared for things like good and evil. I am simply the one who presents the challenge and as if with all challenges there will always be the challengers. Now, onto the last point. What are these plans you're talking about exactly? Something fun?"
Starwaddle
...you know, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. It's like I've met someone who actually understands me...and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened. As for my plans, I'm doing the giant robot thing, but better. I'm combining every great aspect of giant robots into one super giant robot. I'm talking lasers, chainsaws, more than two arms! And, get this, explosive bullets!
Biri_Tagomi
(Appears on the ground arms and legs spread apart) Oh my head hurts so bad......where am I? And why am I unarmed!?! If I am not told where I am I shall destroy you all! (Clenches his metallic right eye. Becoming silent for a short time) I-I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean that, I have no clue what came over me.
(edited by Biri_Tagomi)
BonafideMonafide04
A costume crashes through the wall. Did someone say insane?