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Spooky scary skeleton
(In the place of a place, there is an skeleton that resembles a big turtle, but, it ain't any normal skeleton, its mostly light grey and has light blue gloves, now, who shall see this spooky thing)
(The big pile of bones just lay there, as the wind blows through its ribs)
*behind the rocks, the gundam Strike Noir looks out to observe the skeletal turtles* Odd... how do the live?
(Then, it shakes a little bit, making some clanking noises)
*he continues making some notes* They... make... clacking by the their jaaaws...
(Then, the bones start connecting together, and finally makes a skeleton turtle) ...
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*he continues to look the now whole skeleton turtle* Weird... that was alive... and the combine like puzzle picture.
(It walks, back and fourth, walking like zombie)
Clank clink (Its saying something....but no ones knows how to speak dry bones)
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*he puts his notes away and starts walking up to the Dry Bones* Greetings. I am Strike Noir. *he hands it a piece of paper and pencil* Do you know how to write?
(The skeleton would just stare at The thing it his small yellow eyes, but, it would grab the paper and pen to draw a terrible drawing of a fire breathing turtle beating a man with a red cap)
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*He looks at the picture and back at the skeleton* Is that turtle some one you know?
(The skeleton would nod, but its head would fall off, rolling to the mans feet) clink clank
*he grabs the skull and puts it on the body and then reality hits him like a truck* You're a dry-bones and that man in the red cap is Mario then.
CLANKEY CLINK CLONK
Then I hit the head on the head... both a literally and figuratively. And the turtle that is breathing fire is your Koopa leader Bowser.
(The skeleton salutes when the man said bower)
Soooo... you're a minion of the big macho turtle? *he looks back at the picture the Dry-Bones drew while giving him a new pieces of paper* And do you eat? Just wondering.
(He shakes his head no for the 2nd question) clink
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Ah... figures. I know the feeling of not eating. Because you are well, walking bones and I am a machine.
(He then pulls out a rib bone and smacks him..not in inna mean way)
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*due to him being a walking warbot he looks back at the Dry-Bones* You need something?
(He then pulls out another rib cage and starts playing music on the robots steel) CLANK!
*he chuckles at the tune that the Dry Bones is making* Well that's something I don't see everyday.
(It sounds more like wood smacking into really hard steel))
Now that's greetings are done... you go by any name?
(He stops, and puts one of his rib bone back, and with the other one, he writes) drty boineys
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Crude English but I can get it. Nice to meet you. *he puts his hand infront of Dirty Boineys for a hand shake*
(He goes for the handshake, but it feels really cold, and the hand broke off, but still shaking)
Cilonk....
*he reattaches the arm back in* There you go. And besides I got somethings to do so see ya. *he flies off to finish up his mission*
(He waves to him, and zombie walks away)
*Spongebob appears in the place* Wow, this sure is a placey place! I wonder where Patrick is?