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-Despair-

Day 7: Just another day...

(Time: 8:00 AM) *While exporting a abandon air field. Despair found an perfectly fine Cessna 172, she would get into the plane and checked if it still works and it did* Ok who would leave a working plane here... hmmm Fuck it, im flying it (Time: 12:00) *Despair had gotten the plane outside of its hanger... dont ask why it took him 4 hour to get it out. Despair got into the plane, started it and took off* Nice... Wait how do I know how to fly a plane... fuck it im not going to ask questions now *Despair flew up into the sky and started to relax* A day of peace... that is what I ne- *Despair was cut off by the sounds of bullets hitting the plane* What the hell! *The plane would start break down, Despair would grab a parachute, put it on and jumps out of the plane, to see it blow up, Despair would pull the handle, the parashoot would open up* *Despair would try to guild to the ground only to be shot by the plane that shot down his... Despair would take out his G22 pistol and aims the gun at the pilot, and fires...* *The plane would soon fall to the forest below* Holy shit!... that was way to close! (Time: 4:30 PM) *Despair after reaching the ground... well getting stuck in a tree for a few hours before taking off the parachute, Despair would being to walk blindly into the forest hoping to find a way out... and hopeful not get into any fights which is going to happen*

Eito

Despair hears some very loud noises a couple meters away. "Fuckin' forest, fuckin' trees, fuckin' nature..." She soon hears something snapping, a scream or two and something heavy hitting the ground. "Ow..."

-Despair-

Oh god... please don't tell me who I think it is *Despair would soon run to where she heard the noise*

Rose_

*A root would trip Despair up as Rose walks up to her angrily* Did you just crash a fucking plane in my forest? In MY forest? You burnt a fifth of the damn thing down, I'll have you know. Took ages to put the damn thing out.

-Despair-

*Despair would look at Rose* Well I'm sorry lady but I did not want to crash my plane or the other plane into any forests but I have no choice since my plane shot got down and I had to shoot the pilot in the plane that shot me down and I did not know there was a forest here *Despair would try to get up*

(edited by -Despair-)

Rose_

Look down then! Crash into an open area or an ocean. Hell, I'd prefer a city than here. *Rose commands a vine to push Despair back down* Oh no. Your not getting away so easy. I'm feeding you to the Wickerman, as is ordered by lady Demeter for thse who harm our sacred forests.

Eito

Accompanying many "ows" and "ouches", comes Eito, his jacket tied around his hips, his shirt ripped up, his hair filled with small branches and leaves. "Goddamnit, 'Take a hike' they said, 'It'll help you relax' they said." "Didn't account for nature being a bitch." The teenager finally rounds a tree and sees Despair and Nature. "Am I interrupting anything?"

-Despair-

I had to fucking jump out of the plane before it blew up... if I did not then a burning plane would still be here and I would be dead *Despair would take out her saber and cut the vine before getting up* And I'm not going to die now!

Rose_

Hey! How dare y- *Rose lets out a heavy sigh of hearing Eito's voice* Hello Eito. Just feeding this INVADER of my forest and KILLER of nature to the Wickerman. I'm sure you remember that. Now please get out of the way before I forcibly and violently kick you out of my forest.

Eito

Eito's eyes briefly turn crimson. "When I said that nature's a bitch, I didn't mean it literally,yet here you are." Upon returning to normality, Eito sighs. "Ignore what just happened and listen when I tell you that I suffered through immeasurable amounts of bullshit to make it to this point in the forest." "I ain't leaving unless it's by my own tired, bruised and scratched legs, dragging me through the woods towards beautiful civilization." Eito just sits down, crosslegged and pulls out Rose's...Black rose, twirling it around. "What'd she do that would require you to murder her anyway?"

Rose_

She crashed a plane into my forest, burning a fifth of it down. This forest is under my protection, so it is up to me to punish those that would harm it. Fire for fire. She will burn in the Wickerman, as is the law of nature laid down by Lady Demeter. Not my prefered method of punishment, but it must be done.

Dry-bones

(Suddenly, a skeleton turtle would rise from the grave behind Eito) clank!

The_Batter

A man with a baseball cap and metal bat walks into the forest and sees what's going on, pointing the bat at Rose "Evil spectre. You will be purified. I will not let your evil reign continue." [Purification In Progress]

(edited by The_Batter)

Eito

"Ah shit!" Surprised by the skeletal turtle, Eito would quickly turn around before falling down. "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that thing?"

Dry-bones

Clonk? (The skeleton would try to pull Eito up)

-Despair-

*Despair slowly backed away from what was happening*

Rose_

In layman's terms, a skeleton. In an Otaku's terms, dry bones. In a necromancer's terms, cute. *Rose looks at the batter* Still human, mate. Sorry to say. *A vine would grab Despair by the legs and hang her upside down* Don't. Even. Try.

(edited by Rose_)

-Despair-

*After getting grabbed by the vine and getting hung upside down, Despair would drop her saber only to take out her pistol and shoot the vine* *Despair would fall to the group and take the vine off of herself before grabbing her saber once more*

Robo-Fortune

Yet another joiner to this wonderful little forest fiesta is a robotic cat-person. Their glowing yellow eyes blink at the... strange scene. Plane survivors: 90% probability of only 1. She then points at the skeleton turtle. Undead individual identified. Proceeding with termination of Skullgirl minion. They leap forward, jabbing at Dry Bones with a metal, clawed hand.

Eito

Eito lets the skeleton drag him up. "Uh, thanks..." Eito sighs. "Where the hell did you come from anyway?" Upon Robo-Fortune's attack, Eito steps back and surveys the area around him. "In 2 fucking minutes, this has already busted out into a complete fucking brawl." "What is wrong with you people?!"

(edited by Eito)

The_Batter

The Batter stands stoically, not giving an inch "You are using evil magic to hurt people. You must be destroyed. It has no bearing if you are human. Even humans can be burnt and bring death" The Batter then runs up and attempts to swing his bat at Rose, while doing so a strange magic comes out from within and covers the bat in another coating of metal

(edited by The_Batter)

Dry-bones

(The claws would hit, but not kill, just make holes in it, and it runs behind Eito) CLANK!!!! CLONK.

(edited by Dry-bones)

Robo-Fortune

Hostile attempting to flee. Purr-ceeding with termination. The robot leaps forward, then shoots a pink beam from its eyes at Dry Bones.

-Diego_Brando-

"Take this you skeleton!" [Just as Dry Bones tries to run away, a blonde haired man with a dinosaur leaps towards him and tries to tackle the skeleton]

Rose_

*A vine from above grabs the batters bat and pulls* You're fighting a guardian of nature in a forest. That's just stupid any way you look at it. Anyway, I'm just following the law. Just like people do in the cities. When someone murders someone else, they must be imprisoned. If it is a mass killing, they must be executed. Here, the forest is the nation and the trees are the people. Killing a fifth of a nation is a killing spree, is it not?

Dry-bones

(The dino would hit it and making it fall, but the laser misses)

(edited by Dry-bones)

-Despair-

Getting shot down, almost dying, getting stuck in a tree, hurting myself when falling, and now all of this is happening! WHY IS THIS MY FUCKING LIFE!!

Robo-Fortune

That was... somewhat successful. The robot shrugs, then grabs Dry Bones and lifts him towards her chest. A larger pink laser is fired from there in an attempt to put a hole though the darn thing.

-Diego_Brando-

[Diego rips the skeletons head off and throws it in the air] "RRAGH!!"

Dry-bones

(It would makes a hole through its hole body, but its head and legs and arms survive, and head gets thrown somewhere else) CLONK!

(edited by Dry-bones)

The_Batter

The Batter lets his bat get taken and instead breaks into a slide tackle, as he slides a strange red liqud gushes forth, if one payed close attention they could tell it was meat "Trees are not people. They must be possessed by spectres. Meaning they are evil. You control an evil zone. Making you to the overlord. My mission is to purify this world. Starting with you." [Run With Courage]

Eito

Eito's eyes turn crimson again. "IT IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS THAT I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!" Eito shoots a bullet into the air, eyes still crimson. "Why the fuck am I, the fucker with multiple goddamn personalities the only sane one in the shitty woods?"

Robo-Fortune

Individual is very stubborn. Threat level: low. She releases Dry Bones and steps away. Scanning for other hostiles... Potential hostile detected. Forest guardian. Trees grow back, BEEP BOOP MEOW. The plane's crash was just a cat-astrophe.

Dry-bones

(The skeletons arms, legs, and head bounces around) clink...

Dry-bones

(One of the skeletons arms would hit the Dino's leg)

-Despair-

And now theirs a robot Neko that just made a pun...

Rose_

To correct you, I control nature. Don't take it out on the forest for my actions. And again, I'm not an evil spirit. There are good ones, you know? Like guardians of the forces, such as nature, time and death, and peaceful fairies that also live here. Fact is, scout, your barking up the wrong tree. *Rose glances over at Eito* And I'm plenty sane. Nature's guardian. Kinda have to take any offences against the place under my protection personally. And another thing... *Rose turns Fortune* Have you tried growing anything on burnt, scarred ground? I'll let you know it's pretty damn hard to do.

-Diego_Brando-

"Huh?" [Diego would look down to see that the skeleton's arm is hitting his leg and picks it up] "So this skeleton isn't dead, eh?"

Robo-Fortune

Actually, many coniferous trees rely on forest fires to reproduce. Furthermore, a plane crash is not an intentional act. The trajectory of a falling plane is hard to control, and a burning plane makes it impossible for the pilot to survive long enough to make a very large difference. Robo-Fortune rattles this off. The first part was probably gained from watching way too many nature documentaries.

Dry-bones

(The skeletons arm pitch's dino)

(edited by Dry-bones)

-Diego_Brando-

OOC: By pitch, you mean you threw me?

The_Batter

Upon hearing the explanation The Batter stops and fixes his cap, "No spirit is good. Their existence means suffering. However your time will come. I have more important things to do." At the gunshot The Batter turns and notices Eito acting strange "A split personality. It can only mean spirits. The only medicine is purification. Hold still and I shall assist." The Batter then runs up to Eito and throws a punch that condenses as smoke right at his face, possibly blinding him [Run With Dementia]

Dry-bones

sure let's just go with that

Eito

Eito's eyes go back to normal as he shakes his head. "Judging by all your attempts to murder people and psychotic adherence to some ancient or fake laws doesn't help your case a lot." Turning to Robo-Fortune, Eito nods. "That's also a thing." Upon The Batter's attack, Eito rolls back, the smoke seemingly having no effect. His eyes are once again crimson, this time glowing. "You somehow manage to be worse than the nature bitch and that's a pretty big feat by itself."

(edited by Eito)

-Diego_Brando-

[Since Diego is way bigger than the arm, he failed to pitch him] "Really, this guy is such a dumbass." [Diego throws the skeleton's arm behind him]

-Despair-

*Despair would look at Robo* Thank you *Despair looked at Rose* So it was not my fault I crashed here

Dry-bones

(The skeletons head is furious, and jumps onto Dino's head, biting him)

Rose_

Oh, I'm not talking about your plane. I already dealt with the one who did that. No. I'm talking about the plane you shot down and that crashed into my forest. That one. It's not your fault you crashed her, but I'm talking about the plane you made crash here. And that ones your fault. Understand? As for no spirit is good. Wow. You are really narrow-minded, aren't you?

-Diego_Brando-

[Diego flinches a bit but manages to rip the head off of his body and throw it directly at a tree] "Ugh, now I'm just getting annoyed!"

-Despair-

I would have died if I did not kill the pilot of the other plane!

Robo-Fortune

That would be counted as "collateral damage," actually. Besides, if the result was because of engagement with a hostile, then you could possibly call it justified self-defense. Not fighting back would have caused this person's death, BEEP BOOP MEOW. For someone who loves nature, you should understand "survival of the fittest."

The_Batter

"I have no intention of being better or worse then someone. My only interest is purification." The Batter then continues his assault with two swift jabs, a leg sweep, and to finish it all off a molten goopy substance leaks from him as he tries to burn Eito with it. The substance strangely feeling exactly like plastic [Running With Grace] The Batter then shouts back to Rose. Barely paying them any attention "I do not see how a spirit can be good. They slaughter humans for fun. Thusly they must be defeated. My natural enemy."

(edited by The_Batter)

Dry-bones

(The head hits The tree, but falls down, and then, outta the grave, come the skeletons body, and the arms, the head, and legs come back together) CLONK CLINK!

Eito

Eito's crimson eyes glow brighter, the first jab getting him in the shoulder, though barely having an effect, the second one being dodged. The leg sweep gets him, dropping him to the forest floor as the substance leaks down. He rolls away, barely dodging it. "Man, it has been too long since I got into a good fight with the wild side in control." "Unfortunately, I have better things to do than deal with your annoying ass, so I will ask you nicely to fuck off due to me not being a spirit."

Robo-Fortune

Control unit is going offline for food, BEEP BOOP MEOW.

Rose_

It's not exactly collateral if you cause something. Otherwise, I would just guide that idiot out and we wouldn't be having this conversation. *Rose commands vines to trip up the batter.* Stop fighting.

-Diego_Brando-

[Diego climbs into a tree and watches the fight] "It looks like that kid with the red eyes got hurt badly."

Dry-bones

Clink clank

The_Batter

The Batter jumps back and looks around, too many targets for one battle, fleeing was smart "False. A being like you has to be a spectre. However without my weapon and there being multiple targets here. I shall withdraw. The next time I see you however you will not get such a luxury. You will be purified. The Batter then takes off and starts to run away. Not looking behind him as he escapes the scene [Flee]

-Despair-

*Despair just sighs and tries to walk away*

Dry-bones

(The skeleton throws a rib bone at the batter before he escapes) CLONK

swat_squad

A police siren was heard nearby, its getting closer and closer, it seems like its headed towards the forest.

Eito

Eito flips off the escaping Batter. "A zealot, a dumbass AND a coward." "Almost impressive." Eito's eyes go back to normal. "I need to get control of myself." Hearing the sirens, Eito frowns. "Are those fucking police sirens deep in the fucking woods?"

(edited by Eito)

Rose_

That's one of the problems. Now then... *Vines block Despair's path* I still wanna talk about something, kid.

Dry-bones

(The skeleton would dig underground and it would rise from the grave behind Eito once again) Clomp...

swat_squad

The police sirens stop, as it reaches the forest. 7 swat members go out of a swat van. At the same time the speaker turns on. "Uh, is this thing on? Oh, it is. This is the police! Put down your weapons and put your hands up! Repeat, drop your weapons and put your hands up!"

Dry-bones

(The skeleton would throw a bone at one of the policemen) CLANKY CLONK PONK

Eito

Eito, unamused, pats the Dry Bones' head. "You need to stop doing that, buddy." Turning to the voice's direction, Eito scowls. "First of all, why are you so far in the woods?!" "Second of all, why do you bother us?!"

swat_squad

The swat members take cover behind the swat van, one of them gets hit in the elbow with the bone. 2 Of the swats go in the forest, guns up flashlights on and sweep the area, whilst still holding pepper spray beside their weapon.

Dry-bones

CLANKY CLIMK CLOMK!!! CLINK CONK NONK BONK??!

Eito

"Nature lady, can you get rid of them?" "Can you also tell me your name so I don't call you nature lady all the time?" Eito pulls out his gun once again and twirls it around.

swat_squad

The swat members lower their weapons for a monent. "We just want to talk! Put down your weapons, and we can talk!"

Rose_

*Rose sighs* Fine. Get that plane crasher out of my forest. If she ever returns, I will feed her to the Wickerman. *Rose steps out to see the SWAT.* Hello there? I'm sorry. I got lost and heard you yelling. Is everything OK?

Dry-bones

(The skeleton yells in its clanking language that no one understands) NONKY BONKY!!!!

Robo-Fortune

I assume they are here due to the plane crash. The robot puts her hands up. Other than a baseball player and this "nature guardian" threatening to commit homicide, there is no threat here, officers.

swat_squad

The swats lower their weapons completely. "Listen ma'm, we have reports of a crashed plane here? We also heard reports of a fight here? You know whats going on?"

-Despair-

Oh my god... what next an assassin that is trying to kill me by blowing themselves up!

Dry-bones

(Dry bones throws a giant bone made of gold at despair, sense its getting sick and tired of her) CLANK POMK!!!

(edited by Dry-bones)

Eito

"Well, a chick crashed a plane or two here a while back and some crazy asshole started attacking everyone, calling them 'evil spirits'." Eito leans up against a tree. "He was a coward and left a few minutes ago."

Rose_

Plane Crash? Fight? I didn't see or hear anything that would suggest that? I think your running on false information, officers.

Robo-Fortune

Most of the chaos is over. The crashed plane should be... She does some quick calculations. At least five miles 36 degrees northwest of here. Another has crashed six miles due west.

(edited by Robo-Fortune)

-Despair-

Why yes officers there has been a plane crash more like someone tried to kill me using a fighter plane while I was in a plane!

swat_squad

The swats look at eachother before nodding. "We think your lying, We have definitive proof of a plane crash in this current AO. So, why the hell are you lying? Got something to say? A confession!?" A swat emerges from the van. "We've also got hit with a damn bone! Got something to say about that!?"

Rose_

These people are crazy and are trying to kidnap me. Please arrest them and get them out of this forest.

Eito

"Yo, fuck off, we haven't done anything." Eito shrugs and starts climbing the tree he was leaning up against.

swat_squad

A swat officer grunts, and sighs. "Can anyone tell us what the fuck is going on here?"

Robo-Fortune

Officers, I believe I can give details of the events from approximately 4 hours and 12 minutes after the crash. I have said the locations of the crashes, and this "guardian of the forest" threatened to kill the pilot of one of the planes. The baseball player appeared about 1 minute and 25 seconds after I arrived, and attacked the guardian before assaulting the person with the color-changing eyes. Upon being outnumbered, they fled. Also, do not mind the animate turtle skeleton. It is a Skullgirl minion, but poses little threat.

(edited by Robo-Fortune)

Dry-bones

Clank clonk..

-Diego_Brando-

[Diego down hangs from the tree while looking at the SWAT] "Hey, am I involved in this too?"

Eito

Eito, having now climbed up the tree throws a stick in Robo-Fortune's general direction. "That's about it."

Robo-Fortune

The stick bounces off Robo-Fortune's head. That was not necessary.

Rose_

*Rose sighs deeply, her eye twitching slightly* The Despair kid crashed the plane in the forest, killing several.

Eito

"I didn't mean to hit you with it." "Sorry." Eito hangs upside down from a branch and shrugs.

swat_squad

A swat officer sighs. That's it, were taking you all in. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do will be held against you in court. Do you all understand?"

Eito

"How about no?" Eito idly swings about while hanging from the branch.

-Despair-

*Despair sighs* The fucking seventh day here in the Nexus and I'm pretty much getting arrested for doing nothing wrong!

Rose_

Yeah, no. I'm done putting up with this in my domain. I'm going to ask you to leave. ALL of you. *Rose starts heading back into the forest. The tree Eito is sitting in grabs him with vines and throws him to the ground. Other vines and roots come out, making a wall of thorns that starts advancing on the group, trying to force them from the forest.*

Robo-Fortune

I cannot do that. The Skullgirl is out there, and it is my mission to track her down. Robo-Fortune steps back. However, I could cooperate if I will not be held for an extended amount of time. Upon seeing the thorns, Robo-Fortune narrows her eyes and crouches down, facing the wall. I will not leave under your orders, Guardian. I SHALL BE FIRING MY LASER! Her forearms widen into a cannon-like structure, and she fires off large pink beams at the wall to break through it.

(edited by Robo-Fortune)

-Diego_Brando-

Dry-bones

CLINK CLANK PINK PONK, BONK DONCK MONK

swat_squad

The officer sighs. "You are not being 'arrested' more of be a witness or be put on trial, do you understand?"

Eito

Eito stays on the floor for a moment, doing nothing but non-stop sighing. "This is just amazing. 'Go on a hike' they said, 'It'll help you relax' they said..." "I'm not relaxed." "I'm not relaxed at all." Eito gets up and draws his gun again, changing the ammo clip to a red one filled with Fire Dust. "Sorry Smokey." "I'll start a garden to re-adjust my karma." Eito shoots at the vine wall, his bullets igniting.

Dry-bones

(The Skeleton zombie walks to Eito, and stays by him) clank..

Rose_

*The vine wall takes damage, but more vines just replace the gaps. The wall advances faster. Rose's voice comes from the trees* GET OUT!

swat_squad

[Diego jumps down from the tree] "Well I understand, but if you want to take me in..." [His body then forms into a blue dinosaur with the word "DIO" all over his skin] "...then you're gonna have to catch me first!" [The dinosaur tries to run away from the SWAT] A swat officer stares, and sighs. He opens up his radio. "Requesting eye in the sky with live feed, over. Currently busy, get other officers ready over."

-Despair-

*Sigh* Why is this my life...

Robo-Fortune

Wall is burning, but more plant material is replacing the gaps. The only way to defeat the enemy is to burn down the forest. Robo-Fortune nods to herself, then... sits down as the wall approaches? She closes her eyes and appears to be meditating.

Eito

"I know, Skelly, I know." Eito grabs the Dry Bones and starts casually walking away from the thorn wall.

Dry-bones

Clunk bunk..

swat_squad

A helicopter is flying towards the dinosaur, and opens up a door, a sniper pops out and losds in his tranquilizer darts. "Are you fucking listening to me?" A officer walks up to Eito. "You got a permit for that fucking gun?"

Rose_

Like hell you will. *A root launches Robo fortune in the air and bats her away.*

-Despair-

*Despair begins to walk away pretty much done with his shit*

Dry-bones

(The skeleton bonus the police officer by Eito with a femur bone) CLANKY CLONK

-Diego_Brando-

[The dinosaur looks up into the sky, noticing the helicopter] "Heh, so they're already following me." [Diego picks up his speed a bit more]

Robo-Fortune

Ow. Robo-Fortune lands face-first on the ground, breaking apart into multiple pieces. Change of plans. Will not do that. Calculations suggested extensive effort required, anyways. But it is only fair that you leave with us if we will be brought out of here by these officers.

Eito

"I'm too young to legally drink, I still haven't gotten my driver's license and I put all my money into a savings account while I put all my time into wandering and watching cartoons." "Suffice to say, no, officer, I don't have a permit." Eito continues walking away while holding the Dry Bones.

swat_squad

A swat officer runs up to Rose, and attempts to tackle. Another swat officer pulls out a note pad and begins writting down charges.

Rose_

*Rose is launched into the air by a root and lands in a tree* You rule your domain, police guy, and I'll command mine. Now. OUT! OF! MY! FOREST! NOW *A number of roots and vines push the swat officer back.*

Robo-Fortune

It seems that most of us have criminal charges. But do I have any? Robo-Fortune literally pulls herself together and plops down beside one of the SWAT officers, thinking. I was cooperative with the investigation, and only assaulted a Skullgirl minion and tried to destroy a wall. Therefore, I am safe. Partly because I am a robot and not a human in law. She seems satisfied with that.

Eito

"Skelly, I think that you're the only one here to truly understand me." Eito ignores the chaos around him as he continues his casual stroll out of the woods, patting the Dry Bones in the meanwhile. "This place and it's people truly are horrible."

Dry-bones

(It nods with eito) plonk

swat_squad

The swat officer sighs. "WEAPONS FREE!" The swat officer begin firing upon the forest, trying to suppress the area. The helicopter chasing the dinosaur manages to hit the leg of the dinosaur, hoping to disable some of his agility.

Robo-Fortune

Illegal gun user, I would say that you are the pot calling the kettle black. Robo-Fortune shrugs, then taps the leg of the officer next to her. To prevent unit damage, I request to be taken in now. Being out here brings a 15% risk of unit being caught in the crossfire.

Eito

"How's about you and I go out for some pizza-Wait a minute." Eito stops and turn the Dry Bones to face him. "Can you even eat anything?"

swat_squad

It seems that most of us have criminal charges. But do I have any? Robo-Fortune literally pulls herself together and plops down beside one of the SWAT officers, thinking. I was cooperative with the investigation, and only assaulted a Skullgirl minion and tried to destroy a wall. Therefore, I am safe. Partly because I am a robot and not a human in law. She seems satisfied with that. The swat officer writing the charges nods. "We will have to charge your creator for this, however."

-Despair-

*Despair would walk away from the madness and goes to the city* OOC: once everyone is done in the forest we will be moving to the next area of the rp

Dry-bones

(The skeleton would nod no, but its head fall off) clonk...

Robo-Fortune

That is... acceptable. There are far worse charges. At worst, I only caused some damage to this forest and an animate skeleton. She stands up and waits to be taken out of this place.

-Diego_Brando-

[The dinosaur falls down and pretends to act like he's unable to move] "D-Damnit..."

Rose_

*Rose's voice comes from the trees* You are shooting at trees., Such brave men. Don't you have an actual criminal to take down or something instead of the guardian and her forest?

Eito

"Oops." Eito sets the Dry Bones' body down and reattaches the head to it. "So,if you can't eat pizza, what do you enjoy doing?" Eito is succesfully ignoring everything going on around him.

swat_squad

The helicopter lowers, and shoots the dinosaur in the head, hoping for a instant sleep. The swat writing the charges finishes, and opens fire on the forest.

Dry-bones

(It trys to bite its on bones....doesn't work) phewey

Robo-Fortune

If I may, firing blindly is not an effective tactic. Burning of the forest could be used as a last resort, though. Either way, the woman you are attempting to apprehend has such control over this area that you are essentially hitting trees.

(edited by Robo-Fortune)

Eito

"Self-cannibalism, huh?" "I wouldn't encourage it but what do I know?" "Anyway,i'm walking back to actual civilization, wanna come with?"

Rose_

*Another vine attempts to bat Fortune away again* Burn the forest and I burn you.

Dry-bones

(The skeleton nods yes) clank!

-Diego_Brando-

[The dinosaur moves his head to the right, dodging the dart right before turning back into his human form] "You're gonna have to get closer to me to actually get me!"

Robo-Fortune

Ow. She falls apart again, then pulls herself back together. It was just a suggestion for a last resort. But to be fair, your resistance just makes our urge to burn this place stronger.

Rose_

*Another vine tries to flatten Fortune again* Would you like it if I burned your home down? I live here.

swat_squad

The swat officer nods. "Listen here, were not trying to kill anyone here? Our last resort is a gun, this woman ain't gonna comply, mind as well light up her 'domain'."

Eito

After Robo-Fortune's declaration of pyromania, Eiot nods and shouts into the woods. "She's right, you know!" Turning back to face Skelly, Eito shrugs and starts twirling his pistol again. "Well,let's get away from this madness and finally go back to what might pass for normality in these parts."

Dry-bones

(The skeleton would give eito a golden femur bone) clanking clomp

Rose_

I am trying to evict you from my home, which you are all trespassing in without permission. I am in the right here. Now. Please. Leave.

Robo-Fortune

Ow. Please stop that. Robo-Fortune pulls herself together once more. But if you value your forest, then please stop this paradoxically counter-intuitive strategy, Guardian.

swat_squad

[The dinosaur moves his head to the right, dodging the dart right before turning back into his human form] "You're gonna have to get closer to me to actually get me!" The helicopter continues its pursuit and attempts to land a shot in the other leg. a road blockade appears, two police cars fortified with nearby materials (trash cans etc.)

Eito

"Aw, thanks pal." Eito starts walking out of the woods, shooting at the thorn wall a couple more times with Fire Dust.

Rose_

Then stop threatening to burn my home down.

Dry-bones

(The skeleton walks right by Eito) clomp

-Despair-

*Despair was just waitng for everyone to leave the forest so that we can get to the next part of the rp*

(edited by -Despair-)

swat_squad

A swat officer yells. "Quit resisting, or your gonna have a list of charges bigger than this forest!" The swats continue firing.

Rose_

Get out of my forest and I'll stop resisting.

Eito

Eito shouts into the woods once again. "Well, if you weren't such a cunt, we'd probably leave you alone!" Eito shakes his head and continues walking out, patting Skelly all the while. "Clomp indeed."

-Diego_Brando-

Rose_

I'll come to your home, set a fifth of it on fire and then shoot up the place. We'll see how much of a cunt you are when that happens, shall we?

swat_squad

Get out of my forest and I'll stop resisting. "Do that, and you will just give us more cash!" A swat officer gets in the van, and attempts to ram the forest with it.

swat_squad

[Right when the dart almost hits his leg, Diego moves his leg out of the way of it and gets up] "I guess I have to use hiding to my advantage." [Diego uses his claws that are under his gloves to latch onto a tree and quickly climbs into the leaves] The helicopter lands, the sniper pulls out what seems to be a grenade launcher, loaded with tear gas and fires onto the tree, then switches to his tranq rifle.

Rose_

Don't you want more money?

Eito

"My boss is a nice guy with many connections." "He'd probably let me stay with him while my place was repaired." "In the meanwhile, i'd call the cops to perform an official investigation." "You're just being a cunt for the sake of it." Eito shrugs.

-Despair-

*Suddenly some of the forest blows up... most likely to tell everyone to get out of this place*

Rose_

*Rose summons a vine, slapping both Despair and Eito* One, I am trying to get everyone to moe on with this stupid thread but they won't get out of my damn forest, so stop blowing it up. Two, You say that, but I bet you'd be as angry as I am if it happened to you. Believe me.

Dry-bones

Clunky clank

-Diego_Brando-

[Diego stealthy leaps to another tree to avoid the tear gas] "I didn't even do anything and they're trying to take me in."

swat_squad

The swats call in for a push, tear gas grenades go everwhere as the swats advance and attempt to flank around, concealed by the smoke.

Rose_

You are standing next to a tree. If you don't want to get slapped by someone who controls trees, don't stand next to a tree.

Eito

"Sure, i'd be angry, but not the murder kind of angry." "Only cunts become the murder kind of angry." "Guess what you are right now?" Eito is unaffected by the vine slapping him.

-Despair-

*Loading new area... also I fixed your place Rose* (Time 8:00 PM) *Despair sat down on a bench sighing to herself* Thank god... its over... now I just want to have some peace and maybe make a friend today

Rose_

I don't want to murder people. Just get them out of my forest. Maybe I'm getting a bit violent, but you're trespassing, so It's justified. Now then. Move on to the next scenario. I'm bored and hungry and sick of your faces in my forest.

Eito

"Good luck with that." Eito walks past and into the city. OOC:And with that, I have to go to bed. Good thread.

Dry-bones

Clink......

Dry-bones

see ya mate

-Despair-

*Despair looked around the city hoping to see someone around... and hopefully nothing bad happens*